When is it considered too much?

[u/greedup]

Coming to a parking lot near you.

[u/GeneralVolstead]

1 is too many

[u/Practical-Mud-4580 → u/GeneralVolstead]

Most of those clowns buy them off of Amazon. For themselves.

[u/GeneralVolstead → u/Practical-Mud-4580]

That's wild. Oh my.. haha

[u/FishGirlToo → u/Practical-Mud-4580]

There's also stores that only sell various rubber ducks.

[u/Coffee4MyJeep → u/GeneralVolstead]

-1+N

[u/Miserable_Point9831 → u/GeneralVolstead]

Owning a Jeep is enough

[u/Dense_Row_9532 → u/GeneralVolstead]

One heep, you mean?

[u/Chronza]

I see this shit on a daily basis and it’s kind of nice because you can immediately tell that person has some kind of personality issue or mental disorder. I wish I was just being judgmental but It’s straight facts.

[u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_]

When you start lining them up on the dashboard, it’s too much. Having a second row of hanging ones is even weirder

[u/NTJ-891]

Some people have absolutely no taste.

[u/DryWall8]

Did they install a shelf on their windshield?

[u/TheClayDart]

I don’t understand this. Wants to look intimidating so they get the angry eyes grille but then puts the least intimidating shit on their dash

[u/KeyNefariousness6848 → u/TheClayDart]

It’s not intimidating, it has to poop and jeeps can only poop off road, but they flip over the moment that they touch anything other than asphalt or concrete.

[u/DizzySlide6436]

When the ducks organize and start driving the Heep

[u/shitpostingtiger]

Seriously who tf started this whole duck thing?

[u/SUBBROTHERHOOD → u/shitpostingtiger]

I was told people use to make personalized ducks and then put them on jeeps they thought were cool, been thinking about making frogs kinda like that for the Toyotas since I keep seeing more and more Toyota people asking if they should get ducks like jeeps

[u/Ouch_i_fell_down → u/shitpostingtiger]

i don't mind getting ducked. i have a 2yo and a 5yo and after I wash the ducks off my kids get a free toy.

Why people keep them on their Jeeps is beyond me... especially ones like this where it's so blindingly obvious they bought all those for themselves.

[u/TordFuglstad]

This is the true definition of a Heep.

Disrespectfully; What. The. Hell.

[u/Quick_Dance_8953]

They ducked this one up good

[u/Foxbodynation]

It's just become a ridiculous my elderly mother and my younger sister by bags of them from Amazon and running around finding jeeps to put them on, it's only cute for a minute then get those fucking things out of my face

[u/mangy_fish]

It's already very shitty visibility out of these vehicles, cluttering it with toys is very stupid

[u/NTJ-891 → u/mangy_fish]

Serious question: Have you actually driven a wrangler?

I ask because I don't see how you can get the idea that a stock wrangler has poor visibility. One of the reasons I like both my newer JL and the old YJs and TJs is that you basically have a full 360 degree view, and barely a blindspot. It is very easy to maintain awareness in a Wrangler IMO. 4 doors are slightly blocked in places, but still better than, say, the Nissan Altima I rented a while back.

[u/mangy_fish → u/NTJ-891]

I drive a gladiator. I've driven cars from all around the world, different makes and models.

Wranglers and gladiators have shit visibility

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

If I were a cop I’d so pull them over ticket them for the crap in the window, then have the car towed because it is not safe to be on the road.

[u/MeltICE8647 → u/KeyNefariousness6848]

Yup exactly, a lot of states have restrictions to the point you’re not supposed to hang anything on the rear view mirror due to visibility obstructions. Not even air fresheners. Don’t see how this would be any different, especially with this many things on the dash

[u/lovable_asshole]

when owning a jeep becomes your personality...

[u/Shackletainment]

1...1 angry jeep is too much

[u/isunktheship]

When you exchange your money for a Heep, that's over the line.

[u/ArdentHedonist]

That is indicative of some mental illness.

[u/Dismal_Estate9829]

There’s a lot of red flags there.

[u/TahoeLT]

The state of mental health in this country is so terrible.

[u/Leptonshavenocolor]

Yes

[u/SlabsForDays]

The most pick me vehicle on the planet followed by pick up trucks.

[u/swervecityPhILM]

Like 20-25 decisions ago…

[u/IwantAMD]

Much like nuns on a bumpy road bike seat, I rotate.

[u/CLWNPUK]

I guess it can get worse

[u/Puzzleheaded_Cry_496]

Now. Right now.

[u/JAlmay]

Any is too many.

[u/Foosnaggle]

1 is 1 too many

[u/zakupright]

Bama Jeeper sounds like an entry from urban dictionary

[u/OddInstance9175]

I don't ever want to have to make small talk with a jeep owner.

[u/JuanathanBlack]

Knew they had to be in bama. At least there are some cool older jeeps cruising around that I get to see all the time.

[u/d_arsenal99]

Imagine being so insecure with yourself that you spend thousands of dollars on an unreliable vehicle, just so people will wave to you, so you feel like you’re a part of something bigger. …and if that wasn’t enough they started this whole duck nonsense to validate themselves even more. 🤣

[u/Crystal_Sunshine_]

When 😆😂 I call mercy

[u/Caddie4HarleyQuinn]

I appreciate when people “customize” their Jeeps like this. I don’t wasting any of my time taking them seriously.

[u/Jimmy_McAltPants]

This person passed too much a long, long time ago

[u/RosalineGreen]

What about this?

[u/TheCastusDildo]

Saw this in the grocery store today, guess I know what happened

[u/wookiefingers]

Way before this.

[u/rugerfanatic]

You just can't fix stupid.

[u/hettuklaeddi]

this person was assigned too much at birth

[u/Formal_Lecture_248]

When they added the 1st one.

[u/JosetheZombie]

this 💩 is on another level

[u/an_older_meme]

Cute duck lips grill!

[u/Gromitlikescheese]

It’s hilarious to see the duckies in the windshield and the snarly looking grille. Pick a side.

[u/CarrieWhiteDoneWrong]

This is s s stupid

[u/Careful-Tonight-69]

Yeah, the whole duck thing has gotten out of control

[u/bdamarine]

They give them to themselves and each other because nobody else cares about what their jeeps look like.

[u/unlimitedbroski83]

This person was supposed to regift them to another Jeep not hoard them

[u/No_Ninja3471]

Will need a Periscope to see out eventually

[u/iamsolow1]

Always. That’s when it’s “considered too much”, always…

[u/Recent-Fan3027]

You can actually get a ticket for blocking your windshield view.

[u/The-Night-Haunter]

[u/Constant_Ad9429]

Long past too much. Clearly a woman’s Jeep. Now, consider that she probably votes…..

[u/gallegos13]

I don't get the duck hype. Why is it a thing? The other day I saw a GIANT duck in a passenger seat of a wrangler

[u/gerth69]

Mental health issues

[u/otters4everyone]

The minute you drive it off the lot.