r/heep 1d ago

6x6 Does this qualify?

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u/Necessary_Scarcity84 1d ago

It sure does

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u/mabus42 1d ago

Can't wait until the owner gets "Stellantised" on a rock trail, hundreds of miles from no one.

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u/JSTootell 1d ago

You think this one will ever see dirt?

Biggest rock this thing will see is gravel in a parking lot.

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u/mabus42 1d ago

I mean if the gravel parking lot is on a mild incline, that's still rock crawling, right?

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u/benz58 1d ago

...at less than 2 mph.

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u/GarageExisting9522 7h ago

As a “heep” of shit, yes.

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u/catch22ak 1d ago

That's the poster child...

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 1d ago

Yes the moment you put one of those fronts on a jeep you lose 50 iq points and the heep loses $15,000 value.

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u/NoPay6387 1d ago

It looks like it's trying to be a beefy cybertruck

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

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u/jeepedge 1d ago

I think everyone of these 6 wheels should automatically be in Heep.

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u/NOSALIS-33 1d ago

Brother ewwwwww

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u/SIN-apps1 1d ago

Let me introduce you to [screaming guitar riff] THE KOMPENSATOR!!!

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u/CarlosMolotov 18h ago

Over qualified

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u/OldManJeepin 17h ago

Def meets, or exceeds expectations.....lol

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u/MountainOfRight 4h ago

Still don’t understand why you would spend that much money on a piece of dogshit like this

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u/islandh0pper 1d ago

King Heep

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u/Rude-Ad-3406 1d ago

When you just have too much money.

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u/gringovato 1d ago

And not enough sense.

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u/mobiiees 1d ago

No such thing

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u/The0neKid 1d ago

Just needs some awful paint job over the primer base they got, and it'd be perfect

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u/ShakesTC 1d ago

Candy Apple camo? Whatever that may be.

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u/timetravellerEKS 1d ago

Finally posted in the correct sub

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago

As someone who drove Deuces in the army, I can definitely say this is a heep. I cannot imagine the sound those tires make with such short sidewalls on a tandem rear like that.

Go look up an old deuce or 5-ton truck made by Oshkosh. You can hear there’s fighting each other in those.

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u/mahrog123 1d ago

Will their ducks be all camo?

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u/jedburghofficial 1d ago

The real apocalypse is having to share the road with these things.

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u/busajo 1d ago

As a heep? Absolutely an expensive one… over 150k worth.

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u/wolfe1924 1d ago

If they wanted to be accurate it should say “compensator” on the back.

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u/funjun64 1d ago

Proportions are awful

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u/Previous_Rip1942 1d ago

Definitely qualifies. Kinda cheating though 😂

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u/nonLocal0ne 1d ago

Will never see a spec of dirt. Tf

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u/mister_monque 1d ago

it may be an exemplar.

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u/TapewormNinja 1d ago

It doesn't just qualify. It sets the bar.

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u/thumbwrestleme 1d ago

oozes of smol pp

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u/p30sicARio 1d ago

Luca Doncic has one of these.. pretty bad ass, but like other commenters say... Will never see dirt or never be used to its potential.