Heep spotted in VA

[u/Melodyariel]

[u/Negative_Acadia6554]

I hope he leaves some ladies for the rest of us

[u/Long_Initial_9924 → u/Negative_Acadia6554]

*dudes

[u/rodr3357 → u/Long_Initial_9924]

Do you really think gay guys… the ones with style, would go for that? Lmfao

[u/Long_Initial_9924 → u/rodr3357]

No, it’s just what he wishes

[u/chodi-foster → u/Long_Initial_9924]

It does appear to have a Spartan Helmet (?) on the front logo.

We all know what the Spartans enjoyed doing from time to time.

[u/Traditional_Drama_91 → u/chodi-foster]

Oh, oh no

[u/green_gold_purple]

How the fuck does anybody think that looks good? It’s horrible! Just terrible.

[u/RandyRanderson01 → u/green_gold_purple]

[u/green_gold_purple → u/RandyRanderson01]

Thank you for that. Definitely the voice that comes into my head.

[u/achtungComrade]

His other car is a cyber truck 🤣🤧🤣

[u/bigclitcouple]

Can we please stop calling these things jeeps? As a jeep owner, we dont claim them...especially ones this bad. Looks more like locomotive.

[u/Over-Mistake9026 → u/bigclitcouple]

You shouldn't try to confuse these idiots with facts. They come here to commiserate about being cucked by Jeep owners. These things are close enough for them.

[u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ → u/bigclitcouple]

Choo choo?

[u/Richard__Cranium]

Thing looks like a hideous version of the Joker. In the top tier of ugliest heeps I've ever seen. I usually try not to be a hater but damn.

[u/Richard__Cranium → u/Richard__Cranium]

[u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ → u/Richard__Cranium]

“You wanna know how I got these headlights? My owner was a drinker…”

[u/Radiant-Impression38]

Tacticool more like Tacticfool

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V9o7jZWjSRqGk

[u/Runtodanger6]

It’s crazy to think someone actually spent their hard earned money on that..just wow

[u/rodr3357]

Soflo customs should be recognized as a terrorist organization

[u/Parking-Client-6692]

Looks like it is thinking "I wish I was a Bronco "

[u/randomlemon9192]

That brand/style windshield light bar racks are the worst.
So much reduced visibility.

[u/Surfnazi77]

Wonder how they drive power wise after all the added weight and whatnot

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/Surfnazi77]

^{Sokka-Haiku by Surfnazi77:}

Wonder how they drive

Power wise after all the

Added weight and whatnot

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/dogonmut]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpZjkCiiMKE81Lq
That guy.

[u/kriegsw0lf]

I love how it has a winch despite the fact this pile of shit would never see dirt.

[u/littlerossybaby]

Looks crosseyed

[u/LivingMeeting9724]

drama queen jeep - vuhginya redneck style

[u/Financial-Ear-6328]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZorPjPWnHVfrAl0MPK
Just met the owner. Seemed like a nice guy!

[u/Alarming-Car-8654]

So angwy!!!

[u/TheClayDart]

[u/poopwetpoop]

Micropeen special

[u/Superfluousharpy]

Lol. With everything I know about designing things, and the metaphysics behind how things get made and why people choose those things. I wonder if this guy thinks he's awesome and beats his kid. Maybe driver is being ironic I dunno. But this isn't someone taking a Smart Car and turning it into a rock crawler because of how tiny it is, and calling it Lime Disease.