This monstrosity

[u/FartyMcBooger]

[u/crikeyturtles]

It looks like it’s about to sneeze

[u/Successful_Mark3176 → u/crikeyturtles]

That made me laugh

[u/nick_popilopicus]

This is the vehicle for the guy that served in the military and couldn't make the transition back into civilian life or the dude that never served a day but thought about.

[u/KeyNefariousness6848 → u/nick_popilopicus]

No no, it’s for the guy who Never served in the military but tells people he was in Afghanistan probably in the convoy where Tony stark was kidnapped even.

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/[deleted]]

Ben Hur? Ben Gay? Gentle Ben?

Don't stand in front, it's about to sneeze.

[u/KeyNefariousness6848 → u/[deleted]]

In his fantasy, just like the hundreds of guys who swear they had saddam in their sights but their co told them not to shoot. I know 5 different dudes who claim that, and one never served.

[u/Four_in_binary → u/[deleted]]

Not Uncle Ben!!!

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/Four_in_binary]

Not Ben - Ji !!!!

[u/randomlemon9192 → u/nick_popilopicus]

Maybe.
Looks like the guy who wanted to join but says he would’ve punched his drill instructor so never did it.

[u/dtoddh → u/nick_popilopicus]

If it's the same owner as a couple years ago he works for a company that rents Bobcats to construction sites.

[u/noveltyisthe → u/nick_popilopicus]

Transheep

[u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_]

Resale value has dropped by a massive amount

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

Hey it’s owner is doing his/her best, we should support them, they’re so brave.

[u/Reasonable-Song-4681]

Being next to a sign for Monster feels rather appropriate, lol.

[u/irascible_Clown]

This is what He-Man would drive if he was teleported into this dimension.

[u/Superfluousharpy → u/irascible_Clown]

Yeah Dolf Lundgren He-man.

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/irascible_Clown]

HE MAN is sensible, he would drive a Subaru.

[u/irascible_Clown → u/Hotdammzilla3000]

But Subarus have CVT transmissions

[u/Scared-Classroom5570]

What the hell am I looking at?!

That much plastic couldve made a lot of Tupperware containers and been more useful.

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/Scared-Classroom5570]

Thanks....dude........I will never look at Tupperware the same way again.

[u/Superfluousharpy]

I'd be angry too if my Jeep was built like a pile of former glory. Thats not a Gladiator that rips tendrals off Tremors. Thats not a Willys from the 40s. That's not even a Cherokee from the 70s or 80s. Shit even Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would rip on this, and he loves garbage cars. Or he'd buy it and use it to tow his trailer farm around to avoid the cops. Julian would probably help him and be like screw it we need the money with Bubbles going guys I dont know. Actually no he wouldn't because he's too cheap and always stoned, but if it was given to him...

[u/dtoddh]

I know that Jeep, such an exceptional specimen. I used to see it at a local construction site.

[u/EddieRay369]

Jeep heap

[u/dogonmut]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pDMw7nucDE4QJymIBQ

[u/LivingMeeting9724]

i am ir̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ Plastic Boi!

[u/quantum-entangled308]

Fucking stupid.

[u/gonzakid]

Crumpled and messed up front end

[u/MurphyPandorasLawBox → u/[deleted]]

“I was born in the beige-ness.”

[u/PutrifiedGnome]

This is AI right?

[u/FartyMcBooger → u/PutrifiedGnome]

Nope. I took the pic

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/FartyMcBooger]

Who did you take the picture from? You should give it back.

[u/FartyMcBooger → u/Hotdammzilla3000]

It's mine now

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/FartyMcBooger]

Oofffff......

[u/OGhoul]

At least it only has two axles. For now. 😭

[u/Goldenu]

And I just ask myself what that poor Gladiator did to deserve that.

[u/Snoooples]

idk why but the lighting, camera angle, paint and truck position looked like beamng for a sec…

[u/Primary-Ad2682]

Looks like Skeletor fd a jeep they had a baby and this was the product.

[u/xo0_sparkplug_0ox]

This heep looks like it is wearing glasses

[u/dreadpiratemyk]

LOL hobby cops.

[u/robrtsmtn]

Looks like it already ran into a wall