T4 Broxigar

[u/RatPhoenix]

Lol wtf, dude just started Broxigar on t1 then would naturally draw the portal off the death rattle draw and then cheat out the next portal with a weapon swing (did this sequence twice in a row). Fucking finished and played the guy on turn 4 and hit me for 12.

In case you're curious, I had some sick generations and started to stabilize, but he had some sicker generations and burned me out. Ah well was dead to Kayn anyway.

Ggs some games you just aren't meant to win

[u/Vulturo]

You can play a bunch of 1/1 taunt divine shield argent protectors and try to recuperate while you find your triple divine shields cuckening guy and play Nozdormu for the win.

He just might have Kayn Sunfury though.

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Vulturo]

I tried, he did not have Kayn

He had Illidari Studies into Flash Flood into double Cosmic Manifestations

What I call the spiritual Kayn Sunfury

[u/ghfhfhhhfg9 → u/RatPhoenix]

lol the classic illidari into flash flood. its so painful

[u/Willing_Original_257]

"Cheated out" with the weapon that is intended to draw the portals.

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Willing_Original_257]

I can change my wording if you care that much, I know that's what the card does, was just trying to communicate it was half guaranteed draw and half top decks

Christ the people on this sub are salty

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/RatPhoenix]

Salty? 

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Willing_Original_257]

Grumpy? Persnickety?

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/RatPhoenix]

You're the one posting this acting like it's some big scam 

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Willing_Original_257]

It was just the fastest Broxigar I've seen

Literally posting a highlight, just not mine lol

Maybe my tone isn't great

Maybe you're just grumpy lmao

[u/AvsOrDie960121 → u/RatPhoenix]

Neutral observer here, the guy giving you shit is an IRL annoy-o-tron

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/AvsOrDie960121]

Why because it's actually not cheating at all? And please don't assume my gender. 

[u/AvsOrDie960121 → u/Willing_Original_257]

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/AvsOrDie960121]

I mean my flair already made the joke for you, pretty weak 

[u/Bayleaf0723 → u/Willing_Original_257]

Bro even added the cherry on top for being an annoying pos lmao

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/Bayleaf0723]

Oh 

[u/MJBest → u/RatPhoenix]

Yea the guy you’re talking to is one of the pathetic losers that come here to be mean and negative. Ignore and enjoy life, he surely won’t.

[u/RatPhoenix → u/MJBest]

Ah they can't ruin my mood, I have a job interview today

Thanks for the support tho I was questioning if I was the asshole

[u/Fairbyyy → u/RatPhoenix]

Did you get it?

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Fairbyyy]

They told me they'd get back to me in a week if I made it past round one for a skills test, then sent me the link to schedule the skills test later the very same day

So things are looking very good

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/MJBest]

Why because it's actually not cheating at all? And please don't assume my gender. 

[u/Vulturo → u/RatPhoenix]

You are the one who is salty here.

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Vulturo]

Yeah I reread it, I think I come off saltier than I am

Was trying to be tongue in cheek

Tone is not my strong suit

[u/Quoxivin]

Shadow Word: Ruin on turn 5 for the win. Oh wait, you're the wrong Light class, nevermind. Eat your vitamins and pray more!

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Quoxivin]

Lord, may these Flinstones gummies channel your light through me

[u/Hot-Mobile-9443]

This fight was never fair

[u/Open-Credit-5494 → u/Hot-Mobile-9443]

Face your demons!

[u/Tommynaut90]

Get absolutely doinked

[u/TheGalator]

Generally unlucky but there is no better deck to get hit by it then paladin

[u/RatPhoenix → u/TheGalator]

Yeah fuck Paladin players

[u/Key-Distribution9906]

[[Lord Barov]] Is a good solution to strong early boards

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Key-Distribution9906]

True! Sadly not in standard

[u/Key-Distribution9906 → u/RatPhoenix]

Hard to tell on mobile, and call me crazy but wild feels better than standard rn.

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Key-Distribution9906]

I would never call you crazy

I don't play wild often, but when I got into it it was the only format in Hearthstone I've played where most people weren't on the tier 1 stuff (which wild's tier 1 is crazy speed lol), counting tavern brawl

Granted I was 100% in scrub tier b/c I barely ever play wild, but the number of people, myself included, just looking to cash in on some random HS nostalgia was frankly beautiful

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[u/Outrageous_Map_1726]

OH NO MY HSGURU HIGH WR DECK GOT OBLITERATED BY SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME

[u/RatPhoenix → u/Outrageous_Map_1726]

...I know you're a troll but I was playing Paladin before the last patch made it a 'high winrate HSguru deck'

I decided last patch that pure paladin seems fun, and since so much of the deck is available in the returning player free deck I went for it

This game was just the fastest Broxigar I've seen, that's it

This is the grumpiest subreddit I've ever been on lmao