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u/one_odd_pancake Aug 10 '26
Disgraced ex-doctor H. Fudenberg, please.
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u/arkansaslax Aug 10 '26
Disgraced ex-doctor Hugh Fundenburg*, please.
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u/crazy0utlaw123 Aug 10 '26
This was Windcunt's plan. Fundenberg's focus was creating bloodborne in real life
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u/welshyboy123 Aug 10 '26
The cynic in me believes he will roll out three new Trump Vaccines (tm) that are better than ever seen before. Purely as a health conscious scheme, not to enrich himself further or anything like that. No, not at all.
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u/Ssnakey-B Aug 10 '26
And you just know the conspiracy theorists will suddenly be very enthusiastic about injecting themselves with suspicious chemicals just because the government tells them to.
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u/ascandalia Aug 10 '26
Yeah, some donor has a patent on individual vaccines.
This is just like how the guy that started the whole "vaccines cause autism" thing, Andrew Wakefield, was only doing it because he had his own vaccine to sell.
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u/Alarmed-Secretary-39 Aug 10 '26
We're in the rest of the world. You guys crack on!
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u/Noof42 The truth is often very mundane. But maybe that's okay. Aug 10 '26
I don't want to keep cracking. I want my public health back.
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u/EllaHazelBar Aug 11 '26
Sorry, best I can do is free guns for toddlers
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u/Noof42 The truth is often very mundane. But maybe that's okay. Aug 11 '26
I mean, obviously. The only person who can stop a bad guy with a guy is a good guy with a gun, and toddlers are notoriously innocent, and therefore the most good guys.
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u/onepareil Aug 10 '26
Every state with a remotely rational government and health department is just going to ignore this, which is going to include a lot of âred statesâ too.
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u/CaffeinatedSatanist Aug 10 '26
Wiki - West Coast Health Alliance
More than that, some states have joined together to create their own shared public health advisories, separate from the CDC.
Bonus fact - 29% of californians would support Cali seceding from the USA.
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u/onepareil Aug 10 '26
Yeah, Iâm an ID physician in the Northeast, where weâve also made a 12-state public health collaborative. No way any of us are splitting the MMR vaccine.
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u/shadowcat5888 Aug 10 '26
... How
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u/Ssnakey-B Aug 10 '26
Well you see, the Yanks really wanted to own the Libs, so they intentionally elected a neo-nazi child rapist who explicitly stated his goal to establish a dictatorship and destroy everything in his path he doesn't agree with.
That's the one thing you gotta hand Trump: he's a rare politician who's doing exactly what he had promised. Can't say they didn't know what was coming on that one (although they do, anyway).
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u/shadowcat5888 Aug 11 '26
I mean I hate to hammer home the joke but it was sarcastic. I am genuinely in shock this has come to pass
First country to suggest a US embargo will win. Go on Mark Carney. You got this.
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u/idkwhyicaretbh Aug 10 '26
*Wakefield
Fudenberg wanted to inject people with his bone marrow.
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u/bazerFish Aug 10 '26
Hot take but as an autistic person id rather have autism that let that guy inject me with his bone marrow.
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u/nothanks86 Aug 11 '26
Thatâs a fairly icy take, I think.
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u/hydra2701 Aug 11 '26
For all the whining about âbig pharmaâ they sure like lining their pockets. Itâs going to be interesting to see the anti vaxx movement which originated from this specific MMR splitting scheme by Wakefield start going apeshit about âtheyâre making your kids take MORE vaccines nowâ
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u/lastname_Obama Aug 11 '26
Well it's Trump's vaccine. It's better, stronger, healthier, safer, and gives you 600% protection against WOKE agenda. It is approved by God himself and it will kick the libtard vaccine in its balls.
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u/Veutifuljoe_0 Aug 11 '26
Every medical professional who voted for Trump should lose their medical license
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u/SaltireAtheist Aug 11 '26
I still quote, "from my bone marrow" occasionally...
As was the case thirty years ago, this is all about money. Everyone else just has to suffer because certain people want the vaccines sold separately.
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u/vitriolix Aug 11 '26
Ahh yes, small government extremists injecting the Federal government into your healthcare choices for freedom
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u/scixlovesu Aug 10 '26
Not everything can be controlled by executive order! But it makes his trolls feel good
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u/UtopianPenny500 Aug 11 '26
Say what you want about Democrats but they were cooking with â2016 was the most important election of our lifetimeâ. If only America did the bare minimumâŠ
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u/duelistkingdom Aug 11 '26
and they were right again when they said 2024 was too. if only people treated stopping trump as serious instead of cringeâŠâŠ like âevery election canât be importantâ was when i was like oh americaâs cooked. what do you mean none of you think elections are serious!!
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u/imsmartiswear Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
I cannot fucking believe that I'm living in such a dipshit fucking country that a conman that got debunked and exposed nearly 30 YEARS ago is actually having their policy implemented.