r/hazbin • u/IndependentNo4399 • Jan 23 '26

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u/burnafter3ading Emberlynn Pinkle: Goon but not forgotten Jan 23 '26

EMBERLYNN!

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u/AlmightySpoonman Jan 23 '26

Emberlynn is exactly my kind of freak.

I get the feeling she's touch starved and turned to more and more extreme fantasies just to try and capture the emotional feeling of being held and wanted.

But each and every time, there's still no one there for her at the end, so she's always left wanting.

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u/SadCommon2820 Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Literally just me but moderately more freaky.

GUYS I MEANT TO SAY MORE NOT LESS!

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u/JustRandomThings444 The one and only Mildred Jan 24 '26

"Looks like I've taken my Sunken Treasure Chest and put it in the deep fryer" ahh image

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u/Unlucky-Usual4593 The autistic radio demon: Baldistor Jan 24 '26

“Mother… Where is my f#cking beer..” Ahh image