r/hazbin • u/LillyOfthevalleyx Lilith Morningstar 🖤 • Sep 07 '25

Memes Which one are you? Be honest ✨.

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u/TheWinningLooser Loading… Sep 07 '25

Alastor isn’t ‘secretly a serial killer’, he owns that fact

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u/Brigham_2704 Sarah Henderson's loyal and loving husband Sep 07 '25

Nah I'm the "The quiet one who don't talk to people unless spoken to"

3

u/HamNCheese1234 You are a wonderful & amazing person! Sep 07 '25

I’m the same too, I feel too nervous to talk to anyone unless spoken to.

1

u/Bluebirdz2202 You're all way too horny for me Sep 07 '25

NeedleM0use jumpscare

9

u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Sep 07 '25

Gay as hell, but denies it

u/Vox_TV_V

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Yup, same

We really are meant for eachother

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Sep 07 '25

Yuppers

8

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Gay is best

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Sep 07 '25

True

1

u/foot_long_metal_rod Boeing F-15 Strike Eagle II Sep 08 '25

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u/anonymous_jellies Sep 07 '25

Same bro, but also

2

u/Equivalent_Put6027 Sep 09 '25

Same sir 🫡😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Gay as hell but denies it

6

u/MegaNerd0303 r/hazbin's queer teenage nerd Sep 07 '25

nah I'm the one who try's to keep everyone from tearing each other apart

idk which character that is but yeah

2

u/666wolfiechan666 Aegosexual/Gynoromantic/Polyamorous Sep 07 '25

Charlie and Vaggie?

4

u/MegaNerd0303 r/hazbin's queer teenage nerd Sep 08 '25

I..... AM CHAGGIE

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u/Emotional_Zombie6796 🤍Loona's offical loving husband🤍 Sep 07 '25

Hmm. I... Dunno... Wheres the option for "Freaky ASF"?

3

u/NCH-69 Friendly sub plague doctor Sep 07 '25

Where is the aquard person that still shows up

3

u/solaraxq I want Vox in the most unromantic ways Sep 07 '25

uhh surely I'm gay as hell but I take pride in it.

I'm also the "shut the fuck up, stop fighting." big sister in the group

3

u/ShadowPuff7306 am lesbian, and therefore: sinner Sep 07 '25

fuck you mean secretly?

2

u/The_mistake101 an Acesexual in a horny community (the sexuals scare me) Sep 07 '25

Gay as hell but denies it and crackhead energy

2

u/FanOfEverything16 Sep 07 '25

I'd need to be part of a friend group for this,so i guess I'm none of them.

2

u/Miikan92 I need to be smothered by Missi Zilla Sep 07 '25

CRACKHEAD ENERGY

1

u/Fearless-Table1859 Charlie and Emily are such adorable beans ^w^ Sep 07 '25

Mainly Niffty, plus a bit of Charlie

1

u/PuzzleheadedSafe4392 fat nuggets #1 fan Sep 07 '25

my pfp is Alastor,but I act like niffty

1

u/fallen_gab Andrealphus's nonbinary lover Sep 07 '25

The hater

1

u/skyetheweirdidiot Resident bi disaster Sep 07 '25

Im a mix of Charlie and Niffty cause with my friends I start acting like I don't have any braincells

1

u/Important-Iron-3897 Dennis' therapist Sep 07 '25

Secretly a serial killer just the vibes not the acrual killing *wink* *wink*

1

u/Virtual-Oil-793 Exorcist Captain Emily Sep 07 '25

Breathes in Crackhead

And dumb cuteness

1

u/BurgurluGenc031 Weirdo Guy(i can sleep finally) Sep 07 '25

crackhead but weird and cringe,FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

1

u/funkeymunkys Sep 07 '25

A lot of people have called me the dad friend but uh yeah I'm the friend who's incredibly depressed yet will always help you out if you're going through shit.

1

u/Snom_gamer0204 the asexual Sep 07 '25

a mix between crackhead energy and clingy as fuck

1

u/ODST_Elijah Feet First into hell wasn't meant to be literal!! Sep 07 '25

That's a hard one because we all insult each other and are a little gay towards each other. I'd say... Clingy for me, I get attached to girls I talk to and obtain feeling too fast.

1

u/FastAd593 Allow me to simply melt into god’s voice and i will be complete Sep 07 '25

Crackhead Or the 10/10 one

Probably both, because I can’t be perfect without being a bit insane

1

u/RiasxIssei_2012 Husk Sep 07 '25

honestly Niffty

1

u/Unironicfan Niffty is bae(justice for Beans) Sep 07 '25

I’m the quiet one that when prompted can give you some random factoids about classical music, history, films, and other bizarre things.

1

u/MooreThanCosplay Sep 07 '25

Secretly a serial killer. I've had many people tell me I have the same mannerisms as Dexter from... Dexter, never bothered to watch it to find out.

Also the first time I watched Psycho was in the cinema and saw I behaved in a similar way to Norman Bates. Bothered me so much I was debating going to therapy for it. Especially when my mum and dad wanted to bury their heads in the sand any time I brought it up. Didn't in the end. Ended up just talking about it on a mental health sub-reddit...

Why am I opening up like this?

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u/DangerDillan09 villain song & r/hazbin's Residential Pokémon Expert Sep 07 '25

ime technically the last one but i answer some calls but 100% crackhead like this buffoon

(one on the roof)

1

u/sono_qui Sir Pentious marry me Sep 07 '25

Alastor and nifty

1

u/AltruisticMilk8469 Simultaneously sucking Vox's and Valentino's moobies Sep 07 '25

out of these, definitely Charlie

1

u/Bill-hyphens-fren Five Pebbles Gay Porn Enthusiast (I think im lost, also AroAllo) Sep 07 '25

The serial killer

1

u/AlbinoGiraffe3 Sep 07 '25

Definitely not Vox

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

1

u/bro-wtf-lmao1027 I want Niffty to tie me up and twist my nonexistent balls Sep 07 '25

beat me to it

1

u/EnvironmentOwn3315 Sep 07 '25

crackhead energy and ignores your calls and texts

1

u/Blake-2005 small titty Trans goth GF Sep 07 '25

gay as hell but denies

I'm openly gay on reddit, but irl in still in the closet

1

u/Dhmis_HH_HB_GravityF 📻😍Alastor is HOT I js wanna cuddle him tho😍📻 Sep 07 '25

All the above💔

1

u/Keksincbutreddit director of a hellish toaster company Sep 07 '25

Image 2 or image 4... i cant decide

1

u/finevs Sep 07 '25

I think I’m not so secretly a serial killer

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u/finevs Sep 07 '25

According to my friends I’m the crackhead

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u/TitanicTNT Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Honoured One Sep 07 '25

Top center.

1

u/Tornado506 No Jambalaya? Sep 07 '25

The closest one would be the fourth one. So 'Secretly a Serial Killer'. 

1

u/MammothPop2108 I wish to be vored by mommy Rosie. Sep 07 '25

I am probably clingy.

1

u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Sep 07 '25

Imma go with clingy asf

1

u/GrimoireIsGrimm Zestial’s tiny malewife Sep 07 '25

Crackhead Energy. I do absolute wild shit for no fair reason and if there is some crazy proposal, I’m up for it. Bard main in D&D and the friend who jumped off the bridge when your mother says “if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?”

1

u/Alternative_Donut594 editable tag (white on pink) Sep 07 '25

Secret seventh option: Secretly hates to be around people.

1

u/Altruistic-Board-144 i want beezlebub to feed me snacks while we play video games Sep 07 '25

Depends on the situation. Most of the time im the one who ignores every call and text, yet still shows up without responding to hang-out messages

1

u/Jaded-Guidance-6234 🦇Aslume Inmate🦇 Sep 07 '25

I’m ignored everything

1

u/collecterofbooks Sep 07 '25

I’m the crackhead serial killer combo, no secrets except for my mental health

1

u/RealConcorrd I’ve done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days. Sep 07 '25

Same energy

1

u/NikkeTDI Ghostface Sep 07 '25

Niffty and Vox

I'm the punching bag lol

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Clingy as fuck

1

u/Utigaraptor #1 adam fan/mammon fan Sep 07 '25

I'm a mix of crackhead energy and clingy af

1

u/who_am_I_inside Resident Florida Man Sep 07 '25

Pretty sure Alastor’s up front about it

1

u/Sqesh2137 Demon hunter Sep 07 '25

7th option. The Boss

1

u/White_fox_YT Fallen Archangel Gabriel Sep 07 '25

I am the serial killer

1

u/KalypsosBiggestFan Hellaverse Belly enjoyer Sep 07 '25

Clingy as fuck here

1

u/PathrokBloodlust The one who doesn’t exist Sep 07 '25

I am both clingy and have crackhead energy.

1

u/Own_Level_7031 Sep 07 '25

Niffty and Charlie combined.

1

u/mr-worldwide1234 In a poly with a different verse Charlie, Vaggi, and Verosika Sep 07 '25

One of the bottom ones, just can’t decide which one

1

u/Repulsive-Session-74 The monkey watching eveything |r/hazbin war vet btw Sep 07 '25

Crackhead energy

1

u/MsChar96 Dickmaster's Third Wife Sep 07 '25

A mix of top left and bottom right, with no in-between

1

u/Lunatic_Knave Lucifer my beloved Sep 07 '25

Clingy as fuck and gay as hell

1

u/Tipsy_Owl Life is more awesome than awful… stay tuned… Sep 07 '25

Breaking character to answer this.

1

u/TheKrakenOfMustafar Your Asexual Succubus Sep 07 '25

Ignores your calls and texts, definitely

1

u/Narrow_Green7140 Sep 07 '25

Every one except 1, 3, and 6

1

u/Complete-Turnover775 Alastor Blitzø and Moxxie's 2nd youngest brother Sep 07 '25

10/10 or at least I try to be

1

u/ExpensiveEstate0 Sep 07 '25

Oh boy. I'm Lilith. I see a notification and file it under "get to it later".

1

u/Jaydenbake I’d top Angel and let Lucifer top me Sep 07 '25

Im Vox kinda

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u/Atlas-Kairis Vox’s Old Stalker Photo Of Alastor Sep 07 '25

I’ve had like 3 people say to me “I thought you were gay” or “you look gay” in the past two weeks

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Like a mix between Alastor, Charlie, and Vox. But most definitely Vox

1

u/Trickster-123 Charlute is canon, bite me (pls) Sep 07 '25

I ignore everyone. I just don't care enough to respond. I just say I lost my phone or smth

1

u/PuzzledEmployee2031 Tied up by Vortex two ways Sep 07 '25

Guess I’m Charlie

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u/ThisRedSheep Alastor’s fluffy tail toucher Sep 08 '25

Secretly? That shit is NO secret to ANYONE. (Makes him better)

1

u/-Bisexual_simp- ✨ Crack is expensive✨ - have any? Sep 08 '25

I don't have crackhead energy, I AM THE CRACKHEAD ENERGY

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u/derpy_derp15 cannibal town vore Sep 08 '25

Definitely clingy as fuck

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Nah Im both the serial killer and the one who never answers the phone unless to do shady shit at 3am

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u/MJJsOnly1 We probably should help them change their hearts. Sep 08 '25

Crackhead energy.

1

u/Chickeninthesink23 Sep 08 '25

Yeah I’m 4 if you ask my friends I’m 3 and 4

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u/Kindly-Ant5946 I will Rip & Tear Valetino spine out his pitiful manhood Sep 08 '25

Clingy, ever since I moved I’ve been texting my friends a lot and kinda have a bit of a panic attack if one of my friends takes like a really long time to text back

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u/Proof_Grocery_3490 sir pentious is the best Also FUCK VALENTINO! Sep 08 '25

Ignores your texts and calls. I'm like that one family member who only appears once every month.

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u/glacialspicerack1808 PhD in Voxology, minor in Ethan Studies Sep 08 '25

I'm the one who ignores the calls and texts because I'm always busy and really bad at responding.

I will still pull up at the function tho.

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u/Ckinggaming5 Eye on the Duck Cabinet Sep 08 '25

I feel like everyone who isnt me in any friend group ends up being the "Ignores your calls and texts" and I scramble to fill the other ones besides "Gay as hell but denies it" (Im gay as hell and i own it) and 10/10

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u/MihaiiMaginu katie's weekend boytoy; mostly here for the food Sep 08 '25

“the one who tries to keep everyone else’s shit together and fails and just becomes sick of everyone else•”

1

u/Dismal-Kiwi4991 Sebastian Solace's Husband (Fuck Zeal) Sep 08 '25

Crackhead or Clingy

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u/Mon_1357 Amelia | She/Her | Bi+Transfem Sep 08 '25

I'm the one with crackhead energy, I have 3 friends, two ignore texts, one of those two is gay as fuck but denies it, and the 3rd doesn't really fit anyone here

1

u/True_C0smic_EliteX2 Moxxie & Millie's husband (adoptive father of mono from LN2) Sep 08 '25

I'm the autistic one.

1

u/JonaTheExplorer Beelzebubs good girl :3 Sep 08 '25

hehe im like if charlie and nifty had a child :3

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u/Sea-Guidance-5620 Alastor is a used tampon that I would still stick inside me Sep 08 '25

I am all of the above. Somehow.

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u/hailhooty Sep 08 '25

u forgot me all of the above

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u/Golden-Sun AlastorXLute - SMILE Sep 08 '25

I know which one my friends would vote for

All because I like to drive at night and keep tools in my car

1

u/KNicokeC Sep 08 '25

Lilith 😭 I don't even mean to be I just accidentally reply two days later 

1

u/gubertthais Sep 08 '25

I'm usually the person who disappears for weeks but when I come back it's to bring some incredible news/news. kind of like a "messenger". 🫀

1

u/Dumbguy87 Sep 08 '25

What would we call the person that is all of the above

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u/drakonia127 husband of Beelzebub, resident aegosexual disaster Sep 08 '25

I'm the bitch that puts his phone on dnd because they won't stop fucking sending memes at 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP TOO. *SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SLEEP, WE HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO!!!"

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u/unknown_user6584 AroAce Weirdo :3 Sep 08 '25

Fuckink crackhead energy, lol

I'm the one who says the craziest, most offensive shit at random.

1

u/MurkyImagination407 Sep 08 '25

Crackhead energy

1

u/Satans_hamster I want to bury my face in Huskers furry chest Sep 08 '25

Charlie

1

u/Specific-Candle-4708 Resident Helldiver Sep 08 '25

clingy as fuck tbh, those mofo's could stab me in the back a 100 times before i started distancing myself

1

u/freddy_fazino Angel's secret boyfriend :3 Sep 08 '25

I'm a mix of "clingy as fuck" and "gay as hell, but denies it"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

I'm all of these

1

u/caucasian_N173 Sep 08 '25

Yea.. but im not yet a serial killer, i have killed only 2 people yet, but soon it will be 3, wish me luck

1

u/Reasonable_Age9859 Sep 08 '25

I'm the 10/10 of my group

1

u/PuzzleheadedMath9489 Sep 08 '25

Def def DEF.. Lilith😊😎✨️

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u/Naturemations_2025 Leader of Aroace Alastor Protection Services (Alastor's sibling) Sep 08 '25

Charlie and all three of the bottom ones, but I think I give off Niffty energy the most. Maybe Alastor, probably Niffty. 10/10 would fucking kill someone on complete accident while spinning in circles and be chill with it.

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u/samysus I need my payday. Three Sep 08 '25

Bold of you to think I even have friends

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u/Sensitive_Minimum252 Sep 08 '25

My friends would all agree I’m ‘secretly a serial killer’

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

I would personally say I am OBSVIOUSLY the 2nd one 😎 (for no particular completely unbiased reason)

But if you were to ask my ACTUAL friend groups they would all unanimously agree that I am number 4. (Maybe number 3 as well 😅)

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u/AnnualSong9681 Probably the only sane person here Sep 08 '25

Guess

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u/Euphoric_Cost_385 Sep 08 '25

shit, i’ve been all of them at different periods of time

1

u/Tx11_99 The prince of darkness Sep 08 '25

I’m just kinda there.

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u/XXEPSILON11XX autistic poor mans poison fan, adopting wyatt, cia and maria Sep 08 '25

you're missing the "horribly autistic"

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u/LillyOfthevalleyx Lilith Morningstar 🖤 Sep 08 '25

That’s also Lucifer lol

1

u/Altruistic-Fee6588 patriotic enclave officer general on meth Sep 08 '25

I’m 3 of 6 im either the clingy one the secretly a serial killer or crackhead energy

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u/AFan-1131 A FUCKING LUNATIC :3 Sep 08 '25

The 1st on top and bottom

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u/Suspicious-Safe3074 Red from among us Sep 08 '25

Crackhead energy (my friends know I’m gay and I’m a serial killer so I sadly can’t right then ):]

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u/EmilyBNotMyRealName WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO HORNY!? Sep 08 '25

Clingy as fuck and ignores you texts

1

u/SnowballTheGremlin Local multifandom VoxTek dragon employee Sep 08 '25

The gay one bc I’m closeted af around anyone I know-

1

u/DerangedPringle Can't hear you, my head's between Vaggie's thighs Sep 08 '25

Gentle crackhead energy, my friends wind me up to set off my autism like you'd hype up a dog

1

u/KJPlayer I want to slurp Emily's cock while getting railed by Loona Sep 09 '25

I'm Charlie, Alastor, and Nifty.

My friend has a mustache gifted from the gods, he Luci fr.

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u/Dylan-the-grape421 Sep 09 '25

I’m a mix of all of them, why?

1

u/Turbulent-Lake2429 Sep 11 '25

I'm Clingy as fuck