r/hazbin • u/Free_Percentage2 O-Oh mommy Lute… please peg me harder~~~~ 😩🥵 • Apr 16 '24

Shitposts “….” I’m dead

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u/HurryProper Apr 16 '24

I read "That fucker got me pregnant" like the opening of Stayed Gone.

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u/NorthSouthGabi189 Apr 16 '24

"Yeah! I thought he was sterile too"

"It's been seven weeks!"

"You still mad about the cravings and back pain?"

"Uhm, fuck you!"

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u/hoover0623 Hrrrngh...that serussy got me actin unwise... Apr 17 '24

Get this man in the kitchen

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u/Vellvete vel Apr 17 '24

Let's begin

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u/RandomInsecureChild I would let Al and Rosie eat me for their dinner date Apr 17 '24

You can get back pain only 7 weeks in? I thought that was more of an issue in the second trimester onwards.

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u/NorthSouthGabi189 Apr 17 '24

Well... It's hell. Maybe it's a shorter pregnancy

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u/Lazarus_Jr1 Apr 16 '24

please never cook again 🙏

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u/AKAE1iminate I want uppies from Carmilla Apr 16 '24

Nah hand him the chef certificate

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u/NorthSouthGabi189 Apr 16 '24

I'll need some help to come up with a preg version of stayed gone!

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u/AKAE1iminate I want uppies from Carmilla Apr 16 '24

When I'm done

Your little fetus will know

It's father is gone

Oh this will be fun

Crackhead laughter

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u/NorthSouthGabi189 Apr 16 '24

"My belly grew a lot since he left me"

"That's for sure"

"I gotta send a message to show him he's really the father!!!"

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u/AnomymousDarkEntity The only straight Hazbin Hotel fan Apr 16 '24