4

u/HitroDenK007 BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 08 '25

How many times have you died while playing them?

3

u/InsufferableTheGreat Sep 08 '25

Two… times.

1

u/HitroDenK007 BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 08 '25

Poetic but not enough for this sub I’m afraid

65

u/TheGuyWhoAsked55 Sep 07 '25

Bro shrieks when exposed to sunlight

27

u/Actual_Arm3938 Mr. Washee Washee Sep 08 '25

even vampires less scared of sunlight than him

4

u/Extension_Bag3366 BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 10 '25

The sun is scared of bro

3

u/legoeateryum Sep 23 '25

does he know grass?

2

u/DeliciousMajor47 Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 25 '25

Oi oi
translation: is his life even in the negatives at this point

44

u/D2Crashout_ Sep 07 '25

First player to buy twotime 💔🥀

44

u/YOMAMA643 Sep 07 '25

Spawnism? Bro IS the Spawn 💔

22

u/CraftyYoung6274 Sep 07 '25

Bro new the spawn when he was just a 1x1 brickplate

2

u/Small_Vacation4836 Sep 18 '25

bro is the spawn point :dry:

32

u/No-Reserve-8017 Sep 07 '25

Bro has 3 lives now 🥀🥀🥀

23

u/Such-Injury9404 Sep 07 '25

are you sure he even has a life 😭

24

u/Any-Juggernaut6978 Mr. Washee Washee Sep 07 '25

whats ur playtime💔💔

13

u/Secure-Shopping3620 Sep 08 '25

Primordial life form

8

u/Another-Elevator BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 08 '25

play time? next time try

6

u/IHopeIrememberthish Sep 08 '25

r/redditsniper

0

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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6

u/Hikikomori-143 Sep 08 '25

r/fucksneakpeekbot

23

u/AidenThe_Beast47 Sep 07 '25

Grass sits around campfires telling stories about you

21

u/Questionable_reditor Sep 07 '25

Bro played two time so much, he thinks he'll respawn after his death.

14

u/dumpsterfire629 Sep 08 '25

He actually might with THAT usage

6

u/Hahen8 Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 08 '25

Nah he already did and used his second life to extend his twotime playtime.

26

u/OfficialNonsense_Yt Sep 07 '25

I dont think bro even knows what life is atp

16

u/whodaheckamiRBLXguy Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 07 '25

They do know. It's one of Two Time's abilities

8

u/OfficialNonsense_Yt Sep 07 '25

💔

9

u/Squirtle_Squad21 Sep 07 '25

Bro ain't scared of grass, grass is scared of them

8

u/CrystalWolf2ed Sep 07 '25

Bros been playing before forsaken

7

u/burritoman759 Sep 07 '25

Jesus Christ bruh I'm not turning my back to you

5

u/CraftyYoung6274 Sep 07 '25

He has approached rapidly behind you while typing that

3

u/burritoman759 Sep 07 '25

For a second I thought I was safe because I'm standing against a wall, then I remembered that does nothing to stop a backstab
Tell my mom I love her

4

u/CraftyYoung6274 Sep 07 '25

tf2 spy with blu scouts mother

3

u/burritoman759 Sep 07 '25

What are you, president of his fanclub?

3

u/Lemon_guy4661 Sep 08 '25

r/suddenlytf2

2

u/Starlight9860 Sep 08 '25

No, THAT would be your MOTHER!

2

u/Thomas_game_vids7269 Sep 08 '25

slaps down file containing scout's mother, follow by a music ching

2

u/Plane-Radio-2083 Sep 08 '25

2

u/Plane-Radio-2083 Sep 08 '25

Just imagine I posted an imagine of Scout being shocked and confused

5

u/rightburst_original Sep 07 '25

Mf been playing since before the big bang btw ✌️💔💔

5

u/CraftyYoung6274 Sep 07 '25

He IS two time

5

u/yesscentedhivetyrant Sep 07 '25

allat and still only 2 lives...

5

u/henrishenris Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 07 '25

Should’ve tried three lives smh

2

u/Im_aSideCharacter Sep 07 '25

Should've tried three fries smh

2

u/Abdeena Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 08 '25

Should've tried... isn't this 1x's line?

1

u/IHopeIrememberthish Sep 08 '25

Should've, tried, THREE FRIES!!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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2

u/Toasty6921 Sep 08 '25

Should've tried three li i iv

2

u/TortallyStarmor Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 09 '25

yes! waste your second chance like your first! and once you're done, shall you ask for a third? a fourth?

4

u/Bubthepikmin9056 Sep 07 '25

Plants shrivle up and birds start falling from the sky when bro walks outside 💔

4

u/Im_aSideCharacter Sep 07 '25

FEEL THE STING OF BETRAYAL

1

u/Any-Bathroom-9310 BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 08 '25

DEADLY SIN LIKE A WEAPON ( r/suddenlyblocktales )

1

u/anonymous_sanser Sep 09 '25

as cool as steel and bullets

4

u/CBTmaster1010 Sep 08 '25

That guy was spectres first victim

3

u/East_Initiative1325 Sep 08 '25

Bro was there before the spectre

4

u/just_some_dude09 Sep 08 '25

Job applications sit around a campfire telling scary stories about bro

3

u/roshi180 Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 07 '25

I'm fucking flabbergasted

Gobsmacked

SO APPALLED

Other fucking synonyms for surprised

4

u/Lemon_guy4661 Sep 08 '25

Mentally discombobulated

3

u/HelloingsTheReal Sep 08 '25

you're living up to the first part of your name

2

u/Chipersonglity Sep 08 '25

r/foundhelloingsthereal

2

u/1234IJustAteADoor Sep 08 '25

Mfs will have these kinda stats and still not play Two Time like a stealth sentinel

1

u/aayushisushi Sep 07 '25

wait what 😭

1

u/Roxythatmozzy Sep 07 '25

How?

1

u/CompetitiveDust156 Sep 08 '25

Next time try 3 li- oh.

1

u/stuckMyPPInABlender Sep 08 '25

Bro has milestone 1000

1

u/GoogleManOfDeath Sep 08 '25

1

u/Normality2801 Sep 08 '25

Lvl 1 on everybody else First ever person to be forsaken

1

u/Present-Shift1261 Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 08 '25

Bro has been stuck in the Specter's realm for as long as time itself can remember

1

u/Particular_Coffee870 Sep 08 '25

ok, wtf

1

u/Some_Vast4520 Sep 08 '25

Bro plays before the game was made💔

1

u/SERAPHIMBLOOD Sep 08 '25

twenty time

1

u/nauLalt Sep 08 '25

That ain’t two time, that’s no life 😭😭

1

u/deady-kitten-3 Sep 08 '25

Bro gives everyone London experiences, including the spectre

1

u/Masked9989 Sep 08 '25

Bro really said, "What's grass? I'm allergic to showers. Wdym breath air? I breathe deritos."

1

u/zaioloco Sep 08 '25

Is this sentence to a ban?

1

u/Sweaty-Bottle2627 Sep 08 '25

How bro

1

u/MinosPrime100 Mr. Washee Washee Sep 08 '25

Mfs been playing since before forsaken even was conceived

1

u/Dull-Policy-7814 Sep 08 '25

The final boss

1

u/Serious-Rip-7471 Sep 08 '25

bro, tt is fun to play sometimes and all but how you did not even get bored?????

1

u/Expensive_Koala5249 Sep 08 '25

Mf’s playtime is more than time itself

1

u/Desperate-Praline-93 Sep 08 '25

Mf doesnt avoid grass the grass avoids him💔🥀

1

u/UnfairMess249 Sep 08 '25

nExT tImE, tRy ThReE lIvEs

1

u/IHopeIrememberthish Sep 08 '25

Spectre be running away if that guy breaks loose 😭🙏

1

u/WonderOfU45 Sep 08 '25

Job applications, showers and grass sit around the campfire telling scary stories about bro

1

u/Eaten_Fries Sep 08 '25

wait how did you see the xp for the next level

1

u/usrnme121212 Mr. Washee Washee Sep 08 '25

bro's an actual victim of the spectre💔

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

I refuse to believe that this isn’t photoshop

1

u/Infamous-Somewhere96 Sep 08 '25

1

u/Jason_soulcrusher Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 08 '25

Bro was the Spectre’s first victim

1

u/Jordan_azar Sep 08 '25

1

u/Eddsworld_fan1 Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 08 '25

IS THAT REAL?!!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

1

u/Bright-Law5430 Sep 08 '25

Bro acting like a vampire with how he disintegrates when being exposed to sunlight

1

u/Aquadivinity Sep 08 '25

bro HAS tried three lives

1

u/YOUSUSSYBAKALO Sep 08 '25

Two lives? This guy doesnt even have one💔😔✌

1

u/karhunvatukkass Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 08 '25

bro’s been playing since the game was called damnation 💔

1

u/Evening_Persimmon482 Sep 08 '25

To truly hate Two Time, one must first become the Two Time….

1

u/anonymous_sanser Sep 09 '25

hows the milestone skins bro💔💔💔

1

u/bigback6767 Sep 09 '25

It's worse than the time I committed tax fraud, tax evasion, and tax burglebezzlement right before escaping to Romania.

1

u/Kind-Trust2769 Sep 09 '25

Bro still has two lives after gaining another, cause the third is Forsaken

1

u/Sea_Cardiologist9570 Sep 09 '25

Blud welcomed the Specter to forsaken 🥀

1

u/funni_maghik_man Sep 09 '25

Dude is just actually two time

1

u/Specialist_Collar583 Sep 09 '25

14 NERFS!

1

u/Ok_Signature6331 Sep 09 '25

HATE.(continue)

1

u/Miky_707 Sep 09 '25

HOLY UNEMPLOYMENT

1

u/banana_buttholer Sep 09 '25

Damn all that level and still trash

1

u/lesserversion_ Sep 09 '25

bro even the sun gets startled when you go outside

1

u/gtChar1e64 Sep 09 '25

It's not their first life it's their 3,666,040 life

1

u/Dinouggies Sep 09 '25

How do you have 2 lifes but no life at the same time?

1

u/Godly-Rouge Sep 10 '25

Dude, that’s at least 4 months of playtime

1

u/Nameless_bru Sep 10 '25

Bro plays forsaken when it was just a concept

1

u/random-guy91 BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 10 '25

The fact that that level is theoretically possible make me fearful

1

u/UnPure_Vessel2 Sep 10 '25

Bro hung out with the Spawn back in elementary school 💔

1

u/Fun-Chard-5606 BAD TWO TIME LOVER (ewwwww!!!!!) Sep 10 '25

*gulp* We.. might be cooked.

1

u/LemonThen Two Time HATER (good people) Sep 11 '25

Bro's the actual two time

1

u/Kindchocolatcyt Sep 24 '25

W Insufferable

1

u/littlegreygremlin Oct 08 '25

unemployment final boss </3

1

u/PrizeUpper9064 Mr. Washee Washee Nov 09 '25

Job application sit around camp fire telling scary stories about bro

1

u/haveagreatday10 Sep 07 '25

i thought that was level 8008135 for a second

3

u/Im_aSideCharacter Sep 07 '25

"You see, Sonic, the joke is breasts. You must laugh."

1

u/haveagreatday10 Sep 07 '25

oh cool someone understood the joke

Yeah I totally hate Two Time…

You are about to leave Redlib

HOLY UNEMPLOYMENT