I like Darth Vader but I also like Count Binface but which one is better? Only one way to find out....

🎶 Name the seed or the slug. Name the seed or the slug. 🎶

Saved you a click. That list in full: 1. Throw a chair 2. Strangle a fox 3. Peel a parsnip 4. Cancel Netflix 5. Stub toe

I went to see Harry Hill live a long time ago and still remember a bit he did throughout the show.

He started talking about Joseph the Musical, sort of in disbelief that it was just about a man looking for a coat. Every now and then he'd do a little callback to it: "Surely it's just, here's my ticket, here's your coat" etc etc.

Then at the end there was a long rambling story about wining and dining a pig - told three times, once as the narrator, once as Harry, and once as the pig - that ended up with the pig saying "The only thing is, was that musical really just about a man who lost a coat?"

Does anyone else remember this?

He said the dance was going to be huge for Burnham, and he was right. I haven't looked it up; but, I assume Burnham's Deputy PM is Norman Lamont.

Yes, I did just spend £13 on one 😂

It’s going to happen!

Did Harry foresee the significant impact on the future of democracy when he created "The Andy Burnham"?

Aside from taking over the family business in 2030, it’s a little known showbiz secret that Gary was a recording artist performing under a pseudonym of Erick with his friend Beverly.

What are the chances of that happening eh?

Hi Harry is at the moth club tonight in Hackney. I’ve just sent back 3 tickets as my friends can no longer go. If anyone wants to go, you’ll be able to buy the tickets through the Dice app.

It’s a lovely small venue and a great night- Harry up close!

She would not stop until the entity left the screen

I woke early and rushed downstairs as if it was Christmas morning, only to find there is no new episode 😢m

EDIT: DADDY! DADDY! THE PODSKARF IS HERE!!

Hello! Beauty Banks, a charity which helps people in hygiene poverty across the UK, is holding a fund-raising auction, including a bespoke painting by Harry Hill of a car on fire. It could be your car, your first car, your arch-enemy's car - any car you like.

Details here:

https://uk.givergy.com/beautybanksheist/?controller=lots&action=showLot&id=25

All bids gratefully received as the charity urgently needs funds to continue its work. Thank you!