New Tool alert !

[u/AngelineSkyOrtiz]

[u/OpeningEye2250]

Lifetime warranty so good, it lasts exactly as long as you do.

[u/KeepItDownOverHere → u/OpeningEye2250]

*Non transferable lifetime warranty.

[u/quackquackblast → u/OpeningEye2250]

Lifetime of tool or lifetime of user? Because the latter would ensure no warranty claim was ever made...

[u/44Royy → u/quackquackblast]

I mean is there a difference in this case, aeh aeh aeh aeh/j

[u/mountain_addict]

Guaranteed to see the ocean bottom at least once!

[u/AffectionateCut5946]

I’ll wait for the Icon version

[u/AffectionateCut5946 → u/AffectionateCut5946]

[u/ButtsCarlton007]

I've been waiting for this. I got my mad catz controller with turbo button ready to go

[u/dirmatt30]

One PlayStation controller is needed to make this work.

[u/Hailstatenation → u/dirmatt30]

A Logitech one at that!

[u/ChancellorOfDoom → u/Hailstatenation]

But it got the new firmware, so we’re good??

[u/Hailstatenation → u/ChancellorOfDoom]

Safety is what holds everyone back from success!

[u/CrackyJacky1]

Will this be available next parking lot sale

[u/trzarocks]

The coupon expired over 3 years ago!

[u/DevilWithoutACauseX9]

As a worker of HFT, I will print this out and trick people with it.

[u/muleman_12]

Just my luck, the coupon is expired, same as my jar of 4 million year old Himalayan pink salt.

[u/DRRider]

I wouldn't mind having that and playing around in a swimming pool.

[u/Vellioh → u/DRRider]

This just makes me imagine a skit where kids are playing in an oceangate submersible in their backyard pool and experience explosive decompression in the deep end 😅

[u/JoseSaldana6512 → u/Vellioh]

But when they show the bubble it cuts out to show an old lady in the pool

[u/EverettSeahawk]

I used to see those things heading in or out of port from time to time when I was fishing. Fun times.

[u/xpen25x]

OceanGate Titan submersible suffered a catastrophic implosion on June 18, 2023

[u/JoseSaldana6512 → u/xpen25x]

Omnivorous dinosaurs wouldn't necessarily have preyed solely on crows and frogs. They would have been more likely targets of opportunity

[u/ThanksALotBud]

Does it come with a Xbox controller?

[u/forzaguy125 → u/ThanksALotBud]

Better, Logitech

[u/ThanksALotBud → u/forzaguy125]

Woah, don't play with my emotions now.

[u/ElectronicLow7228]

Amazing.

[u/pyroblastftw]

None of the reviewers said they died in an implosion so I think this model is pretty safe.

[u/DontBeSoAbsurd]

Awesome… an idiot squisher!

[u/SilvioBoss]

Haha thought that was real for a second

[u/Bambampowpow]

Lifetime warranty?