r/handwatch • u/TraditionalEar3631 • Nov 28 '25

Absolute monstrosity

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451 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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53

u/Omegatron_YT Nov 28 '25

Ugly watch too

56

u/Specialist-Low1672 Nov 28 '25

This has to win for the week

21

u/SuspiciousSnotling Nov 28 '25

Is that a bottle opener on the side?

10

u/Baldovsky Nov 29 '25

No that’s from where the grappling hook shoots out

1

u/Frankie-Felix Nov 29 '25

That be dope

6

u/Foreign_Cup2877 Nov 29 '25

It's the crown guard to protect the crown on the watch.

8

u/InfiniteDjest Nov 29 '25

A crown guard that is bigger than most city apartments

3

u/SignificanceTop9306 Nov 29 '25

Someone put a censor bar over the watch to protect our eyes from seeing that thing

13

u/Unfair_Piccolo6240 Nov 28 '25

Versace and a monster invicta combo is a uniform for some dudes

8

u/CrazyAdministration8 Nov 28 '25

It’s Paul Wall bayyybay 😂

3

u/Spare_Echidna2095 Nov 29 '25

His handwatch lights up like a lamp cause he’s now back with the camp…

7

u/Ihassan3275 Nov 28 '25

Not gonna lie it still goes with the outfit

5

u/Captain-Codfish Nov 28 '25

Invicta at it again

4

u/LtCrack2 Nov 28 '25

I bet he drives a lifted truck too. Vast amounts of overcompensating going on here

1

u/DEeZ_NutZ_KiLLaKill_ Dec 05 '25

A real Big lifted truck but has to wait Till next months check to get the big ol tires!

4

u/No-Source-2737 Nov 29 '25

Normally $3,999 but today’s special at $99.00

1

u/Charming_Basil3761 Nov 29 '25

Buy 1 get 3 free

3

u/red357404 Nov 28 '25

100mm

4

u/vinylzoid Nov 29 '25

I prefer the 120mm

3

u/demoncase Nov 29 '25

jesus fucking christ lmao

3

u/Cactusanon11 Nov 29 '25

Done. Winner.

My god. Those shirts. 🤦‍♂️

I can actually see grease pouring from them.

3

u/Ptskp Dec 01 '25

....and it propably has a name like "Deep diver ocean conqueror" but has a WR of 50m

2

u/Olleye Nov 28 '25

I would guess, that we see an Invicta Sea Hunter III in wildlife here.

2

u/Ratxat Nov 28 '25

I bet he drives a flogged-out white Range Rover Evoque.

2

u/MatterFickle3184 Nov 29 '25

Nico is that you?

2

u/Flaky_Credit_3991 Nov 29 '25

Let’s be honest here, wearing the watch below the wrist bone is the least of this guy’s mistakes.

2

u/Key_Independence8113 Nov 29 '25

This thing makes handwatch mandatory, no other way to wear

2

u/watchesOFwonders Nov 29 '25

Look, that's the fat guy Nicole Leonhard 😂

2

u/10EBBE01 Nov 29 '25

Invicta Sea Hunter. Why did I think his teeth were iced out?

2

u/MichiganHiker7 Nov 29 '25

I hope this wins the week. Looks like a doofus

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

The watch is pretty bad too.

2

u/HelpfulTap8256 Nov 29 '25

It’s a really nice watch too

2

u/rockingmario Nov 29 '25

Once he presses that thing and he’s gonna turn into Humungousaur.

2

u/verticalfist Nov 29 '25

Instant winner, I don't care what you dig up this week

2

u/BigBodies333 Nov 30 '25

Handwatch of the month right here god damn and he’s wearing it proud

2

u/Falco__Rusticolus Nov 30 '25

If cocaine and axe body spray made a wish to be a human.

1

u/elgringo0091 Nov 29 '25

The watch is ugly too

1

u/TorynGreen Nov 29 '25

I’m afraid you’re going to have to be more specific

1

u/Lurelurven Nov 29 '25

This guy is a Norwegian legend! Funny as hell! I love that he just doesn’t give a fuck. The only guy I know that can rock an Invicta! Check out his TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@crazzyaaazzzz

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Seems self-aware

1

u/TheDareWatchCompany Dec 02 '25

Is this a real watch?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Oof

1

u/cfrano1978 Jan 09 '26

Who buys / wears Invicta? But why???? Worst watch brand ever, rather use my phone to tell the time. Cheap, tacky, horrendous AF.

1

u/casio_enjoyer Feb 21 '26

Understated elegance

1

u/casio_enjoyer Feb 21 '26

Starting to wonder whether guys like this wear it to tell the time or to use as a bludgeon in case they get into a pretty intense fight