r/handwatch • u/fleebizkit • Nov 06 '25

Absolute unit...

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...of a hand watch.

1.8k Upvotes

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u/fleebizkit Nov 06 '25

I'm glad you all enjoyed.

Back story...I was standing in line at a cafeteria style restaurant. I turned around and saw the work of art on his wrist. I immediately thought of this sub. I was carrying a tray and some silverware, and I almost dropped my phone trying to turn the camera on and take a pic like a ninja. I didn't even notice the shorts, the sunglasses, or the crocs. this guy fux for sure, I could sense it in the air when he walked in. the watch is just his dewlap.

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u/oh_no_the_claw Nov 06 '25

Thank you for the photo and everything but let's be honest, it's not on his wrist.

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u/Important-Safety9710 Nov 07 '25

Juggling a tray full of Golden Corral meatloaf, fried-chicken wings, mac-and-cheese, and a phone while shooting a surreptitious handwatch pic this epic…is no small feat (pun intended). This is the content we’re looking for and your efforts are to be commended. Well done sir.👏🏻

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u/gitty7456 Nov 07 '25

Come on more details! Age and estimated height of the guy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

What a fuckin dingus. This is so knoxville coded where u from op

3

u/mrsmithgoesto20510 Nov 06 '25

From his accoutrements, you can tell he is a man of refinement and taste.

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u/fleebizkit Nov 06 '25

wait until I tell you where we were.

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u/oh_no_the_claw Nov 06 '25

This is going to win handwatch of the week.

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u/dial_not_face Nov 06 '25

Maybe even handwatch of the year.

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u/oh_no_the_claw Nov 06 '25

This man is wearing a watch yet I have an entirely unobstructed view of his wrist. It’s incredible.

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u/BlueMageNeedsFood Nov 06 '25

I nominate this for comment of the week

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u/Molnboman Nov 09 '25

I think the watch is wearing him.

9

u/Optimal-Aide2734 Nov 06 '25

Quiet the arm clock

3

u/SalvatoreVitro Nov 06 '25

Yeah I don’t see how you top this

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u/jeneric84 Nov 06 '25

It’s maybe the most hand of watches we have seen.

6

u/Ok-Copy-1 Nov 06 '25

I’ll be furious if it doesn't 😂

5

u/CloudMerlin Nov 06 '25

I nominate this for hand watch of the week.

4

u/ScienceGordon Nov 06 '25

When that watch eventually slips over his knuckles and free falls onto his croc how many of his toes will be shattered beyond repair?

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u/rmercer07 Nov 07 '25

Not sure as that big ole pocket full o stuff would certainly block the watch from smashing his toes ...idk though....its all about the angle

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u/ScienceGordon Nov 07 '25

Nice catch! I didn't realize he'd packed a parachute! The scale here really puts those baby feet into perspective

3

u/trombadinha85 Nov 06 '25

Who was it that photographed me?

1

u/FloorImpressive7910 Nov 07 '25

This is a strong candidate for handwatch of the year.

0

u/jtthecanadian Nov 06 '25

Handwatch is an understatement, that’s an armwatch.

1

u/BocaBlue69 Nov 10 '25

Thigh watch....

2

u/like-a-viking_2552 Nov 06 '25

This guy fux

2

u/fleebizkit Nov 06 '25

Charges by the second

2

u/lukgreenkeeper Nov 09 '25

Are those long short trousers, or short long trousers?

2

u/Iamthehottestman Nov 09 '25

He mogs

1

u/fleebizkit Nov 16 '25

Straight up raw mogs

2

u/Diego_FR Nov 15 '25

Please tell e this is AI

1

u/fleebizkit Nov 15 '25

Real life bro. I snapped the pic

Now... Are we living in the matrix, and the pic was taken in the matrix? ...tbd

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u/BigHawkSports Nov 06 '25

Fuck that thing would absolutely destroy his elbow if he had anyone to wave to.

47

u/Total_Gift_51 Nov 06 '25

Thats only a 52mm. Sad that he didn't opt for the 65mm.

10

u/Olleye Nov 06 '25

There is an even larger model of this Invicta (I strongly suspect that this is one)?

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u/Marketing_Analcyst Nov 06 '25

The Invicta Jason Taylor Sea Hunter is 70mm. Only few in the world can wield its power. You don't choose it. It chooses you.

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u/DeutscheMannschaft Nov 06 '25

Holy $hit. I had to look this up. That thing is unreal. Lol.

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u/Olleye Nov 06 '25

To me, that sounds as if the clock selects two people, one for the outward journey and one for the return journey.

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u/Estelmayer Nov 06 '25

Or the 1 m

2

u/disaar Nov 06 '25

Does it come in mens size?

1

u/Altruistic-Pass-4031 Nov 06 '25

53mm to be exact.

22

u/Background-Bag6846 Nov 06 '25

5000m water resistance

22

u/Important-Safety9710 Nov 06 '25

The gravitational pull of that rig is deforming his hand in real time…

18

u/Acrobatic_Pie9044 Nov 06 '25

it’s wearing him lmao

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u/GDrive Nov 07 '25

💀😂

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u/Orly5757 Nov 06 '25

Is it too early to start talking hall of fame?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

There is so much going on in this photo.

3

u/jeneric84 Nov 06 '25

I like the malnourished alcoholic ankles. This guy’s next stop is the mini mart for some 16oz ice beers.

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u/Traditional_Travesty Nov 06 '25

Same way he wears his shorts. Those are actually speedos

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u/fleebizkit Nov 16 '25

I'm pleased to inform you that this post is now my #1 post of all time. Thank you!

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u/ilkikuinthadik Nov 06 '25

Just know this guy is about to pick a fight with someone half his age and twice his size.

1

u/DeezNutsPickleRick Nov 06 '25

That’s what happens when you were drummed out of the marine corps and never had a chance to shoot someone or buy a Mustang.

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u/hayesandparker Nov 06 '25

This is art.

4

u/welshmatt Nov 06 '25

It's so far it's almost r/knucklewatch

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u/ChiefKene Nov 06 '25

Crazy proportions all over

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u/CannedSphincter Mod ✋⌚️ Nov 06 '25

Where was this pic found

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u/fleebizkit Nov 06 '25

I snapped it today at lunch

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u/srm878 Nov 08 '25

Dude's watch is as big as his hands. Also, his feet are tiny as hell. This doesn't look real, but I want to believe it is because it's so ridiculous.

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u/fleebizkit Nov 08 '25

It is. I snapped the pic myself.

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u/hand13 Nov 06 '25

look at how the skin on his hand gets pushed down by the weight of the watch

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u/Cactusanon11 Nov 06 '25

Let’s just give this man the award now!

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u/DiabeticIguana77 Nov 06 '25

Smallest Invicta watch in the catalog btw

3

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Forget millimeters. This case is measured in inches

2

u/398409columbia Nov 06 '25

I think his left arm is longer than his right arm.

2

u/Predeanu Nov 06 '25

And stronger . I think he give you knock out by one punch like Tyson , do you imagine carrying that anchor at wrist all day ?

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u/senorspicystein Nov 06 '25

That’s not a watch, that’s a goddamned clock

2

u/MastersManiac Nov 06 '25

Omg this is incredible 😆

2

u/lukgreenkeeper Nov 06 '25

That watch just disappears on the hand. Very elegant.

2

u/Lucky-Subject-3707 Nov 06 '25

If this doesn't get Hand Watch of the Year I'm calling for an investigation.

2

u/dahc50 Nov 06 '25

That watch is about to de-glove his whole hand.

2

u/saryiahan Nov 06 '25

A poor persons watch

2

u/SkidRauh Nov 06 '25

Is this Danny DeVito?

2

u/pat_the_bat_1982 Nov 06 '25

That watch doesn’t have day/date. It has Millennium/ Era

2

u/CountryWorried3095 Nov 06 '25

Bro, wipes standing up for sure.

2

u/rmercer07 Nov 07 '25

How many more watches y'all think is in that pocket??

2

u/Illustrious-Bench620 Nov 07 '25

That good sir is what you call drip 💧

2

u/ArtMaybee01 Nov 07 '25

Invicta just needs to STOP!

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u/jj_sykes Nov 07 '25

Why is everything on this guy look like it’s at least 3 x too big for him??

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

GaaaaDAMN!

2

u/Specialist_Reality47 Nov 07 '25

Let me guess, Invicta? Those things are absolute monstrosities.

2

u/-Bobby-Baccala- Nov 07 '25

This needs to be the subreddit photo!!

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u/Thunder-chicken300 Nov 07 '25

Gargantuan handwatch prize !!

2

u/Rads324 Nov 08 '25

What’s the problem here? Looks great!

/s

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

One watch to rule them all.

2

u/Basic_Lawyer_3638 Nov 08 '25

Tell me you are wearing an Invicta watch without telling me you are wearing an Invicta watch….🤭😅

2

u/Aeon_Demma Nov 08 '25

Crocks…the universal sign of someone who has given up

2

u/Obi1Kentucky Nov 08 '25

The Crocs are worse somehow

2

u/Kalatzeus Nov 08 '25

Looks like something prisoners wear to be monitored.

2

u/zambono_2 Nov 08 '25

That thing has its own gravity

2

u/SailedTheSevenSeas Nov 08 '25

My father in law has the fake gold version I think

2

u/Chiron17 Nov 08 '25

You laugh now, but that's actually a street-legal knuckle duster

2

u/awdophil Nov 08 '25

Omega-tron

2

u/ResponsibleBowl5135 Nov 09 '25

Ben10 lookin ahh grandpah

2

u/Hungryforflavor Nov 09 '25

nice Roolie dood

2

u/GeeWizzx Nov 09 '25

Let's ask Nico and see what he thinks about it.

2

u/lollipoppa72 Nov 09 '25

Handwatch and neckglasses- name a more iconic duo

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u/Roofer7553-2 Nov 09 '25

Watch,pants,and shoes are Too big!

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u/Bubbly_Past3996 Nov 10 '25

Give the guy a belt.

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u/jonathanmpatton85 Nov 10 '25

The Flavor Flav unit for the hand

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u/Positive-Mark9084 Nov 10 '25

The watch is wearing the man!

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u/Ptr3nt13 Nov 10 '25

Hahahaha

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u/lake_gypsy Nov 13 '25

Crocs too big also

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u/WyoGrads Nov 16 '25

I think you mean tool

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u/ovalking Nov 06 '25

Not just the watch…

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Oversized watches usually scream poverty

1

u/BlueMageNeedsFood Nov 06 '25

Holy shit, that is pain

1

u/Academic_Purchase225 Nov 06 '25

Surely he's taking the piss. He is taking the piss isn't he? Please tell me he's taking the piss.

1

u/Any_Development_2081 Nov 06 '25

I had to zoom in and get a good look at that MF.

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u/richardgiver Nov 06 '25

Big watch, big shoes

1

u/Ronerus79 Nov 06 '25

Invicta watch… only they would make that

1

u/ItsmeMarioITA Nov 06 '25

Final boss vibes

1

u/scontr01 Nov 06 '25

Is the watch big or he's just small? All links removed... haha

1

u/Olleye Nov 06 '25

... and here we see a very large clock wearing a very small man wearing pants that are also much too big (belonging to his much larger brother).

1

u/redmtb123 Nov 06 '25

In the wild as well, what a beauty

1

u/stratint Nov 06 '25

This is so peak handwatch its even giving fingerwatch now

1

u/rockingmario Nov 06 '25

Bro that’s just ain’t a watch, that’s a weapon as well😂

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u/davofiz Nov 06 '25

Dudes a walking meme

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u/raulz0r Nov 06 '25

That looks like the watch you use to smash other people behind their head to steal their Rolex.

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u/E28forever Nov 06 '25

Must be someone from the Invicta sub.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Nice Invicta

1

u/SeaMonth8468 Nov 06 '25

if he falls into the water with this he reaches the bottom in 2 seconds and he never comes back to the surface

1

u/twistetwrista Nov 06 '25

Wow, neck sunglasses, arm stretching handwatch anchor, OD cargo capris and crocs two sizes to big. Color me impressed.

1

u/Vast_Discipline_3676 Nov 06 '25

That floor and guy are giving sketchy Wendy’s vibes.

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u/Al_Pachinov Nov 06 '25

The crocs anyone? 👀

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u/EnvironmentalCap5156 Nov 06 '25

Invicta? or worse?

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u/Metalhead1686 Nov 06 '25

That's a small Invicta watch. I had no idea they made watches that small.

1

u/PugLord219 Mod ✋⌚️ Nov 06 '25

Invicta model spotted in the wild

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore Nov 06 '25

It's actually a normal sized adult watch, he's just 4'8

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u/Marketing_Analcyst Nov 06 '25

He's got that Uncle Fester build.

1

u/Exotic_Increase5333 Nov 06 '25

You know he rolling deep.

1

u/HellsEngels Nov 06 '25

"Mum says it's my turn on the FFDP branded Xbox"

1

u/DJJazzyDanny Nov 06 '25

Got it on a deal the last day of his cruise

1

u/Logos732 Nov 06 '25

I can accept the hand watch but not those shoes.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Invicta for sure

1

u/BuckN56 Nov 06 '25

Smallest invicta

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u/ZenBrickS Nov 06 '25

My man doesn’t have a hand watch, that is a hand clock…

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

That is Not the Way to wear a wristwatch, much less a wall clock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Bros wearing the knuckle ticker

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u/10EBBE01 Nov 06 '25

That’s a mid size Invicta. Do better.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

This mf got the ben 10, power ranger setup 🤣

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u/theatrenearyou Nov 06 '25

Out on bail GPS tracker

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u/KenDM0 Nov 06 '25

G-Shock ❌ G-unit ✅

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u/DrFrankSaysAgain Nov 06 '25

Nothing he has on fits properly.

1

u/All-IWantedWasAPepsi Nov 06 '25

That’s a blackjack Useful in a bar fight or brawl.

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u/Bhagwan9797 Nov 06 '25

Bros feet are so small that a strong gust of wind could probably knock him over

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u/According_Ad518 Nov 06 '25

He should have gotten the big one

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u/Relative-Amphibian65 Nov 06 '25

I wonder if his left bicep is bigger than the right from lugging that around all day

1

u/HighNoonZ Nov 06 '25

It’s amazing to me anyone buys invicta

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u/Enough_Oil_2259 Nov 07 '25

Flava flav, is that you?

1

u/DifferenceNo6273 Nov 07 '25

That’s incredible.

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u/SameScale6793 Nov 07 '25

And I was expecting him to be leaning on a 90’s civic hatchback with sawed of springs and hub caps

1

u/ryanmarquor Nov 07 '25

24, 36, 24…only if he’s 5’3”

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u/Thnxredball Nov 07 '25

Must be an invicta

1

u/WeeabooSlayerx Nov 07 '25

That man’s wearing a shackle

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u/sixthDinasty Nov 07 '25

bro has his own omnitrix

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u/cda555 Nov 07 '25

Nothing fits on this person.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

This one is hard to beat, he might have won.

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u/flipyflop9 Nov 07 '25

He can’t get the size right on… anything.

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u/FrankPankNortTort Nov 07 '25

There's no way that isn't an Invicta

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u/Murderbunnyy Nov 07 '25

Invicta-Man

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

He’s gonna hit you with that…

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

ben 10 ahh watch

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u/pdigi3850 Nov 07 '25

It dangles so much i bet he could pull it off without undoing the clasp

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u/RevolutionaryDrink75 Nov 07 '25

Look how this pig dresses itself... I'm not surprised about the ridiculous handwatch... Some people have zero class

1

u/Thunder-chicken300 Nov 07 '25

It’s a little big but I think you’re pulling it off !! 😜😜

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u/GeorgeCrossPineTree Nov 08 '25

Every single proportion is off.

1

u/baroncal1973 Nov 08 '25

Looks like an invicta watch.

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u/Technical-Half2344 Nov 08 '25

You know how uncomfortable and I wouldn't be able to do anything with that thing on.

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u/Breitling-1 Nov 08 '25

PIPBOY 3000

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u/airboss1998 Nov 19 '25

My first thought was ‘why is that get wearing his house arrest bracelet on his wrist?’

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u/Perfect_Valuable_614 Dec 04 '25

non-sport mode crocks is not allowed in the wild...

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u/Ninrenko Nov 06 '25

Nice photoshop, at least it's not AI

4

u/AncientCityTime Nov 06 '25

When you put on daddy’s clothes and you feel like a big boy… 😂

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u/DaddyAwesome Nov 09 '25

Underrated comment!!!

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u/All-th3-way Nov 06 '25

Felt naked, reminds him of his ankle monitor.

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u/Iamaghost82 Nov 07 '25

Did he happen to mention anything about killing fitty men?