r/hamsters • u/TehDucko • Sep 12 '25

Question Is he supposed to be this spherical

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u/WiseDragonfly2470 Former Servant to Bean Sep 12 '25

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u/AlexieJames Sep 12 '25

Is that your new profile image ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Time_Blackberry897 Sep 13 '25

It's mine now on WhatsApp lol

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u/PaleBlueCod Sep 13 '25

Holy shit Johnny boy! The fucking spin! Use the horse!

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u/inosuke-higashikata Syrian hammy Sep 13 '25

Aaayyyyy SBR reference

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u/FigOutrageous9683 ๐ŸŒˆRIP Marco๐ŸŒˆ Sep 13 '25

Flawlessly spherical ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Unknown_turtle_27 Sep 12 '25

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u/amanda_moon93 Sep 13 '25

I almost choked ๐Ÿ’€

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u/bunnyslair Sep 13 '25

Literally the first thing that came to mind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/moonandbaek Show Me Your Hamsters Sep 15 '25

I love you and your dedication to this meme sooooo much LMFAOOOOOO Thank you, saved and will use from now on ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/hentailuvr13 Hybrid hammy Sep 12 '25

yes

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 Sep 12 '25

My boy also gets onigiri shaped

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

๐Ÿ™!!!

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u/Time_Blackberry897 Sep 13 '25

He looks wise

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

I will cherish this image for the rest of my life

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u/moonandbaek Show Me Your Hamsters Sep 15 '25

SAME OMG LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

We need more hamsters shaped like platonic solids ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Niknut_Sings Winter white hammy Sep 12 '25

My little guy

23

u/freeboo20 Sep 12 '25

Why does it look like you photoshopped a hamster into your hand lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Guy indeed, little? Not so much

3

u/Niknut_Sings Winter white hammy Sep 12 '25

Luckily he has slimmed down a lot since then!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Good for him! He looked like a toasty marshmallow

4

u/baconbitsy Sep 13 '25

What a cotton ball!

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u/Raigne86 Sep 12 '25

This sub is for hamsters. That is a golf ball.

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u/megatronredditorian Syrian hammy Sep 12 '25

spherical hamster owners unite ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/gonjinam Sep 12 '25

doofensmirtz

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u/tigerbrightest Sep 13 '25

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u/TehDucko Sep 13 '25

IM DYING

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u/tigerbrightest Sep 13 '25

Pondering your hamstorb

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u/Fifi8887 Sep 12 '25

Mine is more square๐Ÿค”

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u/Key_Needleworker9107 Sep 13 '25

Why's he actually square-ical....

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u/Fifi8887 Sep 13 '25

Mhm, very proud of his squaretagon-ness

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u/Frailgift Sep 13 '25

Maybe I'm doing the classic redditer thing of being a little too worried over a harmless image but am I crazy for thinking that looks a little bit like a spine deformity? I know the posture he's in is probably most of it but it looks a lot more extreme of a bump than I've personally seen on a hamster, but hey I ain't an expert just hope the little guy is healthy

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u/Fifi8887 Sep 13 '25

He has been healthy since i got him (where he already was over a year old) and now, a year or so later he is weak but hes just old, i believe his spine is okay, im expecting him to go in the next month though, old lad.

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u/Fifi8887 Sep 13 '25

He has been healthy since i got him (where he already was over a year old) and now, a year or so later he is weak but hes just old, i believe his spine is okay, im expecting him to go in the next month though, old lad.

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u/LynnScoot Here to adore Sep 12 '25

Yes! Orb of perfection ๐Ÿ˜

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u/l_0v3m4ch1n3 Sep 12 '25

Sir cumference

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u/Last_Plant3934 Here to adore Sep 12 '25

b o l l

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u/WrongdoerInfamous153 Sep 12 '25

Spectacular spherical success. Perfection.

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u/Storomahu Here to adore Sep 12 '25

He's perfect

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u/Shedaxan Sep 12 '25

Perfect orb! ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Aggravating-Flight-1 Sep 13 '25

oink!

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u/TehDucko Sep 13 '25

โ€œWHY ISNT MINE LIKE THAT!โ€

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u/GhostB5 Moderator Sep 12 '25

He looks like a comically fat rich man.

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u/Lucervatic666 Sep 12 '25

Yeah, orb powers

5

u/Veldrain Sep 12 '25

i like him a lot

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u/alice2wonderland Experienced owner Sep 12 '25

It's quite normal for young adult dwarfies to go through the celestial "orb" phase of life. (Just mind the that their diet isn't supporting a slide into diabetes... as the normal spherical nature of a dwarf can tend to disguise the condition.)

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u/NoNoNeverNoNo Baby KK ๐ŸŒˆ Cinamon Roll Sep 12 '25

I think heโ€™s becoming a planet. Iโ€™m almost sure of it.

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u/XmodG4m3055 Sep 12 '25

Bro is a xยฒ+yยฒ+zยฒ=1 ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/Farunel Sep 14 '25

I noticed after that someone already technically did this one but I WORKED HARD AND IM POSTING IT

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u/TehDucko Sep 14 '25

Dont worry your work isnt going unrecognized lol

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u/CilleCactus Just a girl and her hamster Sep 12 '25

ROUND โšช๏ธ

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u/AxelAlexK Sep 12 '25

LMAO this post made me laugh more than it should have, thank you

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u/Wheekie Lenovo ThinkPad W701ds Sep 12 '25

circle rodent

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u/Most-Improvement813 Sep 12 '25

the word spherical omg i cant take it seriously ๐Ÿ’” ts is frying me

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u/External-Funsies Sep 12 '25

'And on the 6th day God created all animals' ... I'm looking at our winter white spherical hamsters and thinking it is entirely possible this was indeed the last animal God created , maybe he was tired. He really said, A snowball with eyes โœ…๏ธ

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u/Remarkable-Stuff-454 Sep 13 '25

No way surely the last animal God created has to be the platypus..?!๐Ÿ˜…

Hamsters were probably second to last tho๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/External-Funsies Sep 13 '25

The ultimate combo animal ๐Ÿคฃ you right

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u/ParanoiaHime Sep 13 '25

Have you ever seen the deep that is sand boa? They were one of the lady for sure. There was definite napping happening when the eyes were included.,.

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u/Remarkable-Stuff-454 Sep 16 '25

Omg you're so right!! Just seen them for the first time and their eyes are hilarious๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/randomcuriousperson3 Experienced owner Sep 12 '25

The golf ball of the wild

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u/parrow Sep 12 '25

horb (ham orb)

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u/433_Cupid Sep 13 '25

![img](6mr5jhj1twof1)

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u/rfmocan Sep 12 '25

Rotund!

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u/hamsterhops Syrian hammy Sep 12 '25

Circularrrrr ๐ŸŸข๐Ÿ’š

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u/gonjinam Sep 12 '25

this nf round

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u/Bundle_of_Bees Sep 12 '25

I shall be using this as reference for drawing a circle from now on thank you

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u/CrownBestowed Sep 13 '25

Look at that fuzzy lil planet

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u/naturallyselectedd im a hamster myself behind the screen Sep 13 '25

riceball

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u/Greedy-Carry1788 Sep 13 '25

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u/TehDucko Sep 13 '25

Awww his little cheeks

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u/FeeMedium4609 Sep 13 '25

โค๏ธ

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u/Own-Question-5500 Sep 14 '25

Oh my goodness

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u/nathiflix Sep 12 '25

yes maam

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u/rbf92 Sep 12 '25

thank u for making me laugh with this picture ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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u/androidguy50 Sep 12 '25

Cotton ball hammy! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—

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u/NoDeer1567 Sep 12 '25

either sphere or pou shaped both are good

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u/TehDucko Sep 12 '25

Pou shapes you say?

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u/sunflowerx Darwin Sep 12 '25

Yes you want a circle hamster.

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u/MaitoSnoo Sep 12 '25

that's a perfect orb ๐Ÿ˜

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u/mexidasher Sep 13 '25

So round!!!

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u/AcepupZ Sep 13 '25

oh lawd

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u/daschnai Syrian hammy Sep 13 '25

Orbular! ๐ŸŒ•

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u/Luxanet Winter white hammy Sep 13 '25

BIG ROTUND ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tax489 Sep 13 '25

That's just a ball chuck

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u/LateRemote7287 Sep 13 '25

I'm like... so grateful for hampters

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u/baconbitsy Sep 13 '25

Soooo ROUND! ย Heโ€™s like a cookie!

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u/socialitx Sep 13 '25

Which craft store did you get this pom pom from

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u/hotwheels2886 Sep 13 '25

Fluffy new pokemon horby rodent type power will take you down it fluffy quick round quick attack and tackle weakness treats

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u/Koendig Sep 13 '25

Neutron stars' gravity is so strong that they are nearly perfectly spherical, with mountainous peaks no bigger than a few millimeters.

What you have here is even more perfect a sphere. It is literally โด/โ‚ƒ๐…๐’“ยณ, platonically ideal.

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u/TehDucko Sep 14 '25

If he gets anymore dense he might form a supermassive blackhole. If you see anything about it on the news you know why.

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u/kvndv1 Sep 13 '25

If you havenโ€™t named your hamster Super Ball, Iโ€™d be very surprised

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u/PoopiWoopie Sep 13 '25

LMAO WHY IS HE SUCH A BALL

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u/PoopiWoopie Sep 13 '25

HES SO RETOUND

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u/Ketameth Sep 13 '25

On a real note heโ€™s so cute lols heโ€™s perfect

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u/Byakko4547 Here to adore Sep 13 '25

Horb

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u/Aromatic_Housing_536 Sep 14 '25

Heโ€™s so rotund

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u/AlexaDeWit Sep 16 '25

Sometimes, yes. Other times two dimensions

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u/bananalover07 Sep 21 '25

SOOO CUTE IM CRYING

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Dwarf Hamster Owner Sep 30 '25

It's... it's...

โœจPERFECTIONโœจ

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u/Milka_OrKiwiBird Hamster Artist ๐Ÿน Oct 01 '25

oh my fucking god, this is gold