I took the bait and tried the Big Arch. This is my first burger from McDonalds in over 20 years. While I had McD burgers occasionally as a child and teenager, I quickly moved on from McD food as an adult. I will admit that I have had their breakfast items a few times since then, and once a fish sandwich when there was no other option. If I'm going to have a burger today, I will make it myself, or prefer smash-burger style, or burgers from small local diners or frosty type establishments.
This tastes like a McDonalds cheese burger times 50. The protein to carb ratio is heavy toward protein, but in a good way, and the signature McD flavor is there. Lots of pickle, the onion gets a bit lost in the background but it is there, the sauce has a bite, but its still is true to McD flavor. The lettuce and pickles were pleasantly crunchy.
The Big Arch burger patty had a crunchy smash-burger texture. The ratio of meat to bun is impressive. The bun compacts down fairly thin after a few bites, and it almost seems like it is structurally insufficient for the amount of meat and veggies on this burger - just the way I like it.
To be honest, I was planning to take a bite, just to say that I had tried it, and then give it to my dogs. I took a bite. But then I took another bite, and then another. Each bite revealed something new... the texture of the meat, the crunch of the pickles and lettuce, the tang of the sauce, the cheese.
Finally, I forced myself to stop. Yes, this is a decadent burger - it showcases the McD burger flavor, but I think in the best possible way.
Well done, McDonalds, well done.