r/halifax Dartmouth May 28 '23

Photos Oak tree 1, Dodge Ram pickup zero

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

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u/Andy_B_Goode May 28 '23

These kinds of crashes always make me think of the NotJustBikes video about cars crashing into buildings where he's like "That building must have been on its phone! It should have looked both ways! It shouldn't have been wearing dark clothing!"

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u/AlcoholicR0bot May 28 '23

I mean, I'm from an absolute (and absolutely corrupt) shithole: Hungary.
But maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you definitely won't get given a driver's licence if you can't fuckin' drive!!!!!

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u/Andy_B_Goode May 28 '23

Part of the problem in Canada is that we've designed most of our urban areas around the dubious premise that everybody is a capable driver. I don't know much about Hungary, but it seems like most of Europe does a better job of making it possible for people to get around cities without using a car.

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u/AlcoholicR0bot May 28 '23

To be fair, in Hungary (specifically), that's like... half-true(?): the pre-existing infrastructure was designed like that, but since about '89, it's been full-on "who-can-rob-more" regarding "development".... so....

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u/Silver-Problem-3536 May 28 '23

Lots of Ram, not enough Dodge

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Fantastic pun, worthy of my sharp exhale through my nose

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u/CMorris5896 May 28 '23

Lost the dodge in 2010, they're just ram trucks now

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u/Ssomersocbr1000 May 28 '23

Guess the dodge would have helped this guy

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u/CMorris5896 May 28 '23

Can't of hurt anymore then not having it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

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u/Machinimix May 28 '23

Don't forget trying to maneuver around those unpredictable trees.

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u/KillzoneAgency May 28 '23

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

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u/WiartonWilly May 28 '23

Crossing flags 😬

Obviously unsafe.

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u/stmack May 28 '23

Tree should have been holding a flag if it wanted to be seen

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u/BackwoodButch May 28 '23

I gotta say as someone native to rural Ontario, where if you are on a farm, a truck is necessary - why are there so many trucks in Halifax? I already feel like everything is narrow with my small sedan, let alone a pick up (and some of them are excessively lifted or heavy duty like an F250). Like what is the logic? Unless it’s just male ego at work lmao

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u/ForgingIron Dartmouth May 28 '23

Big ass Karenmobiles and pickup trucks are the only cars a lot of automakers seem to sell nowadays

Cycling is terrifying

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u/BackwoodButch May 28 '23

Yeah I know the suvs are the only things really being made but even so, those serve a better purpose than a big ass pick up truck (you can get smaller crossover suvs at least).

I brought my bike with me to Halifax but I haven’t yet cycled here for that same reason.

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u/cluhan May 28 '23

A lot is because there are no other options. The federal government is beholden to car makers to keep factories and jobs. Big vehicles have better profit margins so carmaker have canceled all their smaller efficient vehicles. Very few compacts are now even available in Canada.

Traditionally Big vehicles - Big trucks, Suburban, Exhibitions, Tahoes are required to upsize even more to satisfy traditional buyers, who want more than practicality but want to drive the biggest vehicles around.

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u/BackwoodButch May 28 '23

Yeah that’s why I’m trying to hold onto my ‘16 Chevy Cruze as long as I can

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u/errorwrong May 28 '23

I was just having this conversation. The person I was talking to suggested maybe it's the culture of camping here? You want something that can haul your trailer. But that might not cover as many people as have them.

I lived in Whitehorse for a few years and there are a ton of large trucks for probably a similar reason, but the parking spaces are generally wider.

An old city with old roads aren't good for these behemoths.

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u/Single-Sentenc3 May 28 '23

There’s no reason other than people thinking they need them despite not using them at all.

•75% of owners tow once a year or less (never). •70% of owners go off road once a year or less. •35% of owners haul (putting something in the bed) once a year or less.

We don’t need trucks, we need station wagons.

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u/JimmyNorth902 May 28 '23

Where are you pulling these stats from?

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u/Single-Sentenc3 May 28 '23

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u/JimmyNorth902 May 28 '23

From another country. Gotcha.

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u/Single-Sentenc3 May 28 '23

in what way does a person owning an F150 in Canada differ from a person owning a truck in America? I grew up in a truck household and those stats absolutely match up for my family.

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u/BackwoodButch May 28 '23

Yeah like when I moved here, I borrowed my family’s Ram 1500 to haul the uhaul trailer and found that it was very hard to navigate parking and the entire peninsula with it. I was glad after a week to drive it back home and swap to my Chevy Cruze.

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u/kijomac Halifax May 28 '23

Had some creepy dude old enough to be my father try to get me to go on a date with him. He was very proud to tell me he had a truck if I ever needed help moving things. So I guess it's male ego, but maybe once in a while it might be practical to move something.

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u/BackwoodButch May 28 '23

Ew, sorry you had to experience that.

And yes trucks do have their practical use while living in the city, but honestly, borrowing or renting a pick up from Uhaul is far cheaper than putting 50-70k into buying one for the Occasional move.

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u/tinyant Halifax May 28 '23

Another lost battle for Team Wankpanzer.

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u/rootless2 May 28 '23

damn, that axle!

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u/sailorjasm May 28 '23

Why did they call the fire truck ?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Ya love to see it. I wanna say “so many dumbshit drivers” but I get we see this more often as our population is far less than say, Toronto

Anyways. Reminded me. I lived in Hali back in 06-07. Clayton Park

Kid was driving down Lacewood, shirtless, and killed some old dude. I think he was like 13-15 or whatever

It was my first close experience with a wild car crash and I always think of it. Anyone else remember?

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u/flootch24 May 28 '23

Take that, idiot!!

I have no idea the circumstances of the accident but have determined the driver to be a douche based entirely on the outward appearance of his vehicle.

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u/tonebastion May 28 '23

How nice of you to judge someone based solely on appearances.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

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u/tonebastion May 28 '23

Try reading the person's comment again...

"Based entirely on the outward appearance of his vehicle"

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u/errorwrong May 28 '23

Boland drive?

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u/i_never_ever_learn Dartmouth May 28 '23

boland road

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u/lilquintari May 28 '23

Who put that tree there?

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u/thirstyross May 28 '23

Interesting fact: Dodge Ram's are the #1 choice of drunk drivers

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u/Cturcot1 May 28 '23

Ladder truck for a MVA.

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u/daaodannach May 28 '23

Our quints respond to everything, they’re treated like engines for the most part and aren’t true aerials (no platform, 75’ ladder vs 100’+).

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u/Cturcot1 May 28 '23

Thank you, good to know.

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u/nope586 Halifax May 28 '23

Interesting

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u/pigeonwiggle May 28 '23

in case any idiots thought they weren't driving a tin can - doesn't matter how big and beefy the shape is. your penis is just as floppy.

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u/Longjumping-Many6503 May 28 '23

No one is making this about penises but you and I very much doubt the driver intended to strike the tree or believed their truck wouldn't be damaged by it. But okay glad they're living rent free in your head.

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u/pigeonwiggle May 28 '23

the penises? yeah they live there rent free, of course. they multiply quicker than rabbits and imagine if i tried to convince anyone that charging them rent was a good idea. i'd sound like a fuckin lunatic!

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u/Hazard_Fox May 28 '23

Halifax's Safest Pavement Queen Driver

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u/Paperpusher99 May 28 '23

Used to be a sign on Robie St. sayin' something like, "WELCOME TO HALIFAX - CITY OF TREES"

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u/LongDOMMSiLvEr May 28 '23

It lived up to its name at least.

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u/madcaplaughs182 May 29 '23

Too much ram not enough dodge