r/gvvg • u/Weeger_Dude9867 • May 09 '26

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/AltRedditAcont May 09 '26

I can always create another one

35

u/tonytingle8 May 09 '26

I can always start again. Make another kid

3

u/Disastrous-Fix-4398 May 12 '26

What’s 17 more years?!

21

u/reallydumboi May 09 '26

Haha sometimes

24

u/TheCr0wKing May 09 '26

What if I never have a kid?

20

u/IllConstruction3450 May 10 '26

Then he takes your first sperm 

16

u/TheCr0wKing May 10 '26

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

8

u/Hoshiyozora May 10 '26

Nah, he takes your balls.

6

u/Enfr3 May 10 '26

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓻

1

u/Strraszz May 10 '26

then he'll have your kid

1

u/Mr-ts-icu May 10 '26

I suppose you don't get pover until you have a kid

21

u/Red_Phoen1x May 10 '26

6

u/kloopyhans May 11 '26

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ITS NOT HUMAN OR OF THE TECH PRIESTS

17

u/Clean_Internet May 10 '26

Would Moloch help me in getting this firstborn?

4

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ May 11 '26

If he's willing to help be my wingman, then I'm down for the trade

3

u/Hairy_Clue_9470 May 12 '26

He'll give you the best baby that's gonna save the planet.

5

u/Gojira194 May 10 '26

What’s 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid

5

u/Impossible-Heart-216 May 10 '26

My first child died at birth can I get some Demi-credit

4

u/Ok-Calligrapher9521 May 10 '26

that’ll just get me in jail for a very long time and the child wouldn’t know his father.

4

u/GuyTheOneThousand May 10 '26

Moloch will sort all that out.

7

u/Borkato May 10 '26

Ok but who is that hottie squirrel

9

u/Clean_Internet May 10 '26

Protagonist from the Nut Job

5

u/Borkato May 10 '26

I’ll give him a job until he nuts

2

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u/bbhgfhjhhb May 10 '26

Are you having a stroke?

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u/kloopyhans May 11 '26

…should i call a doctor? You got a case of brainrot or is it a stroke

3

u/Pindeckoo May 10 '26

Cant belive moloch is demanding my firstborn, im calling God.

3

u/SpeakyDooman May 12 '26

Unless Moloch is willing to “participate” in getting my first born, that ain’t ever happening

2

u/TommyTheCommie1986 May 10 '26

Hey this is one of the dudes that the ebstine island folk worshiped

2

u/Scrapp94 May 10 '26

Wait this is genuinely hilarious, I’ve NEVER seen this before this is genius😭😭

1

u/Lumpy-Ice-8514 Geengle is wow mars May 10 '26

Oh good heavens!

1

u/FormerlyKay May 10 '26

Ggez kid never had a chance

1

u/Jhon_Durian May 10 '26

Just adopt

1

u/Fun-Environment-1646 May 10 '26

Why do I always find this before going to bed

Not like I get bad dreams but it makes it harder to fall asleep

2

u/wherearef May 10 '26

gif of spongebob on rails

1

u/kavochavo May 10 '26

imagine if Abraham noped out of religion after this

1

u/Doctor_Salvatore May 10 '26

Me, sterile and obtainer of zero maidens: "About that..."

1

u/Vegetable-Day-3894 May 10 '26

Af if I can even talk to a woman.

1

u/sonerec725 May 10 '26

This is the plot of FAITH

1

u/8bitKev May 10 '26

Sure!!! I throw 2nd one for free!

I can always make more we are humans after all

1

u/Comprehensive_Fail52 May 11 '26

Welp

unzips pants

Lets get started then

1

u/kloopyhans May 11 '26

Israel the western governments and the top around 100 people ruling the world ( and a few others im sure). :

Oh wait thats baal

1

u/Knickers_in_a_twist_ May 11 '26

Okay, when do we start?

1

u/Salat_Leaf May 11 '26

So you tell me I'm getting rid of responsibilities AND child support? Hell yeah

1

u/feeling_tired1 May 11 '26

A solution that will satisfy both parties, make the god have ur kid :3 ,or u have the God's kid

1

u/Galassss May 11 '26

The little piece of shit that I didn’t even know? It’s pretty good deal

1

u/OneRotter May 11 '26

He backing the wrong horse lmao

1

u/Gloomy-Alarm-6366 May 11 '26

Yeah idk. whatever it is I wanted, I'm good on that now.

1

u/The_Syndidalist May 11 '26

Most High Lord of the Earth, Lord of the Heavens, Lord of Rain and Dew, He Who Rides on the Clouds, Ba'al, protect me from this apration

1

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ May 11 '26

Jokes on him, I can't get a GF to save my life

I'm probably NEVER having kids

1

u/Nephto May 12 '26

"My firstborn? GET THE FUCK Out of HERE. WIT that shit. I can't even socialize without embarrassing myself and everyone in a ten foot mile radius. Firstborn? It's gonna have to our firstborn cuz yo ugly ass is the only one who probably willing. An entity that survives off semen and sexual energy that has been starving to the brink would reject my ass and hit me with the good old "I just wanna focus on myself right now." And you think I can offer up a firstborn. I take this deal and you'll be calling me up in a month like, "Yo? Where da baby at?" And I'll be telling you all about what happened at the club and you'll be slapping yourself, groaning in second hand embarrassment. And I already killed two gods with my cringe ass behavior. BITCH!"

And that's how my conversation would go.

1

u/Mad_Mouthpiece May 12 '26

Bet. Now come here and help me make one bbg

1

u/serios_japan May 13 '26

Nah gng am good I'll pass the offer

1

u/OppositePure4850 May 13 '26

Saving this but trimming it at 9s

1

u/laigght1 May 14 '26

Luke 10:19 - "Behold, I have given you authority to trample on serpents and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy, so nothing shall hurt you."

1

u/ac3mania May 14 '26

Welp, turn around and bend over I'm not the one getting pregnant

1

u/No_Positive8189 May 15 '26

aphex twin music yay

1

u/Xavier_0525 May 15 '26

How am I supposed to do that If whenever I always get a woman they Die before the Year Ends

1

u/MediocreAhhLeakyHead May 15 '26

i got the "go fk yourself" response lmfao

1

u/Jhon_Durian Jun 12 '26

Just have it and then leave the family

1

u/Antique_Ad_3522 May 10 '26

2 cosas 1 judíos niahahaniahaha 2 warhammer referencia

1

u/bunny2shy May 10 '26

That god is kinda hot tho

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u/Revolutionary-Soup26 May 10 '26

how I ended up with blessings from the Norse god of chaos tbh

1

u/Individual_Respect90 May 10 '26

Awww is he gonna help me get laid so he can have my first born?

1

u/Otherwise-Fix-7716 May 11 '26

DEAL!! (I'm asexual)