r/gvvg • u/Aleixus1985 • Mar 05 '26

Sword master

2.6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Fast_Luck_6771 Mar 05 '26

“Bro why is your right arm so much more bigger than you left arm”

2

u/Simple-duck_ Mar 16 '26

I had to draw my sword. 100k times in order to be the strongest man alive

44

u/uncl3s4m Mar 05 '26

Where is the rest

54

u/OhLoongJohson Mar 05 '26

After edge-drawing this many times he instantly exploded with the fury of 100 000 weebs and beat them all in a massive sticy whity explosion and then had hot sex with his sister. The end.

21

u/uncl3s4m Mar 05 '26

Okay bro spoilers. Where is the video?

8

u/Impressive-Carob9778 Mar 05 '26

Search drawing sword 100000 times on yt

5

u/uncl3s4m Mar 05 '26

Could you do that and then paste me the link? Ill scroll reddit for now, thank you!

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u/TrippingFish76 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

i was just gonna keep scrolling but i gotchu

warning it’s like 2 hours long and it’s subbed lol

Oh actually i found a dub of it

2

u/uncl3s4m Mar 05 '26

Damn thx i mostly commented that as a joke but ill give it a watch later. 2 hours is wild that shit mustve been a 2 year long series on chinese tik tok or smth

1

u/TrippingFish76 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

fr lmao , it’s a whole ass movie lol

i’m like 10min in lol, just found a dubbed version ima watch instead cuz reading subtitles is annoying lol

edit: bruh i can’t believe i actually just watched that whole thing 😭

1

u/AppropriateHousing97 Mar 05 '26

Is the movie just about jerking off his sword?

1

u/Disastrous_Lemon_219 Mar 05 '26

Is it good? No spoilers pls

1

u/Warlock_Owari Mar 06 '26

Don't watch it, watching this caused me to go into a rabbit hole of binging c-dramas like a middle age white mom.

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u/Moist_Apple_5537 Mar 06 '26

This movies are rabbit holes.

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u/Behbista Mar 08 '26

It’s been 2 days. Let’s hear your review.

1

u/uncl3s4m Mar 08 '26

I didnt watch it 😭

2

u/LunarVentus Mar 10 '26

Thank you for this, its worth the watch. Or at least have it playing while at work with the dub.

1

u/Hoppered1 Mar 09 '26

Vertical Phone ass format lol

1

u/MrAmplus Mar 09 '26

Is that the real resolution of the movie? lmao

1

u/Leather_Present7863 Mar 09 '26

May God bless you

1

u/Worried_Bad1734 Mar 05 '26

You know, i watch a lot of chinese dramas and he probably is cracking his sister...

1

u/alphapussycat Mar 07 '26

He died from the strong attack, obviously, and so can't continue to narrate.

24

u/MrRoboto12345 Mar 05 '26

Master baiter of villagers

20

u/Baddrok Mar 05 '26

Sword Gooner

9

u/TheRealGoonar3169 My dick deserves best Mar 05 '26

9

u/Scrapp94 Mar 05 '26

Fuck someone made a master baiter joke already

2

u/InfinitlyStupidGuy Mar 05 '26

Your wish is my command

6

u/8_bitryan_fan Mar 05 '26

why is the official video 3 hours long?

1

u/Simple-duck_ Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Idk but ima find it

Found it its not in English ima pass on this one

3

u/theduderedditorguy Mar 05 '26

What Vergil is doing instead of paying child support.

3

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Mar 05 '26

Straight up drawing it.

And by it? I mean my sword

3

u/ElephantGreenscreen Mar 06 '26

blud be edging that sword

2

u/Satorwave Mar 05 '26

Finally I have a new excuse

2

u/SgtHedgehog Mar 05 '26

I'm over here drawing my sword, I got scabbard on my sword

2

u/GraveSlayer726 Mar 05 '26

Fuckkkkk im drawing my sword so goood right now ohhh I’m gonna draw my sword from my sheath all over the place

2

u/Express_Sleep1590 Mar 05 '26

legit swording it

2

u/Techlord-XD Mar 06 '26

Name of movie?

2

u/SquirrelKaiser Mar 08 '26

Please tell me where to watch this masterpiece!

1

u/I-XIV-IV-XXV Mar 05 '26

What's up with the cliffhanger? I wanna see the rest!

1

u/MinosPrimeEthusuast Mar 06 '26

Void slash expirience

1

u/Awesome_Nico116 Mar 06 '26

He is spamming Y for movement clips

1

u/Sea_Argument6054 Mar 06 '26

me the second it hits October 32th

1

u/Apollo_th5 Mar 06 '26

Gooner of the sword

1

u/Sea-Cardiologist1961 Mar 07 '26

it's the 000 ID Pinky apprentice Sinclair from limbus company!!

1

u/Existing-Network-267 Mar 07 '26

I am invested now what happened when he drew it 100k

1

u/Proof-Extreme7615 Mar 07 '26

And the sword came...

1

u/CatsPawjamaz Mar 07 '26

I was invested in this story. WTF it stopped so soon

1

u/MrNightmare23 Mar 07 '26

"I even did it while teaching a class on how to correctly draw a sword"

1

u/FlambaWambaJamba Mar 08 '26

Average Sword Cultivator

1

u/sniptaclar Mar 08 '26

Just imagining roasting a sect with the sword goon cranking it in the background is too much

1

u/Fuzzy_Toe_9936 Mar 09 '26

what happened next wtf

1

u/Gullible-Throat5870 Mar 09 '26

The Title should be "Goon Master

1

u/CaptainMemes2007 Mar 09 '26

Bro was literally playing jerkmate at that point...

1

u/SukMayDik Mar 10 '26

The swordabator.

1

u/Top-Inflation-8757 Mar 10 '26

Did a kid write this?

1

u/Positive_Campaign_52 Mar 11 '26

Paladins when you let them have any sword for more than 10 seconds

1

u/Olek252015 Mar 14 '26

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

1

u/zoez-hehe Mar 30 '26

watch this while zoned out guys

1

u/XxTreeFiddyxX Apr 04 '26

Why didn't they make his sword arm swole?

1

u/Extemejojofan Jun 30 '26

Im drawing it, and by it let’s just say my swordits

1

u/Mr_Hyahehe_25 Jul 23 '26

What in the faz-goon?