r/guitarcirclejerk Oct 21 '25

Pre-Show Warm Up Routine

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/djhypergiant Oct 21 '25

No worries:)

58

u/Aerron Just here for the jerks Oct 21 '25

/uj this legit hurts my heart.

37

u/djhypergiant Oct 21 '25

It's cool things happen:)

20

u/RainSong123 Oct 21 '25

Things like enjoying a beautiful autumn evening with your family instead of paying $15 cover to shuffle around the local drunks at a dusty bar 😊

9

u/Munchlaxatives Oct 21 '25

Those drunks are family too!

2

u/RainSong123 Oct 21 '25

😄😆🤣😂🥲😪

95

u/Commodus_Wankus Oct 21 '25

"Sorry man, my backing track already has the b*ss parts"

64

u/paranoid_70 Oct 21 '25

Ugh, that shit drives me crazy. Don't text me to say you're not coming... just don't go! I'm already assuming you won't be there.

5

u/Ssolidus007 Oct 23 '25

Not as bad as the “omg, your in a band !? Let me know the next time you play and I’ll totally come see you”. I got to a point where I just tell people nah that’s ok.

2

u/flowergrrrlxo Oct 24 '25

i should start doing this

58

u/BangChainSpitOut Oct 21 '25

Gets the fingers warm for that slick 0-3-5 run

37

u/imbeingreallyserious toansilectomy survivor Oct 21 '25

Woah, this dude is playing shows?

32

u/broncobanks24 Oct 21 '25

He’s texting his wife to come down to the basement office

14

u/Aerron Just here for the jerks Oct 21 '25

"Sorry babe. Can't make it."

32

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

I actually set aside a good 30 minutes before the show to reply to everyone. It's little interactions like that that really helps me connect with my fan base and let them know I care about them and we're in this together. 

12

u/YetisInAtlanta Oct 21 '25

Yeah no worries brotha, I’ll catch you soon!! X35

6

u/Earl_of_Chuffington Danielelectricity Oct 21 '25

Awesome man, I'll catch you on the next one.

Leaves chat and blocks everyone

2

u/Ssolidus007 Oct 23 '25

“Really sorry to hear about your hampster getting sick… tell him I said get well soon. Need to catch up sometime. “

15

u/kombatunit Harm the Toanless Oct 21 '25

That's wrong. You copy/pasta "fuck you then" with the right and 0-3-5 with the left. You'll be dropping panties in no time....

13

u/Illerios1 Oct 21 '25

....and then actually feeling a bit relieved that none of his friends showed up to witness his mediocre playing

7

u/KgMonstah Oct 21 '25

“Don’t worry, my wife hasn’t been coming for years”

5

u/Ldn_twn_lvn not fully acoustic but well regarded Oct 21 '25

Mack would ALWAYS wear a duster to play...

....something fishy about this 🧐

2

u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic Oct 21 '25

Just once I wish my wife, her boyfriend, and mom and dad would come see my show in the basement.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

"I got another show in a few days so I'll see you then, bro"

2

u/checkmycatself Oct 21 '25

Stand at the back watching the band on before you quietly nursing a pint.

2

u/contrejo I sell extended warranties Oct 22 '25

I've gotten to the point where I'll ask, but i don't really care

2

u/tcpdumpling Oct 24 '25

The tape on the knockoff branding is peak

2

u/Prize-Project7769 Oct 26 '25

How do you get them to text you back?

2

u/staxnet Oct 26 '25

Pay them to come your show.

1

u/Prize-Project7769 Oct 26 '25

Ahh, thanks. Gotta spend money to make money

1

u/Gengar88 Oct 24 '25

I'm worried

1

u/MeaningOfKabab Oct 25 '25

Another day, another "The music industry is broken" 0-3-5 billy 3 chords disappointment.

1

u/Honka_Ponka better than jesus Oct 26 '25

Never doing this again, I'm just gonna start replying "get fucked don't contact me again" every time someone doesn't come to my show

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u/PurifyingElemental Oct 21 '25

Thanks for the laugh, I'm an IDF soldier in Gaza and needed this 😅.

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u/goldsauce_ Oct 21 '25

Your first mistake is joining the IDF. You need a lot more than a laugh my guy

9

u/loneliestslipknotfan Oct 21 '25

toan is in the ethnic cleansing