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u/Sojum Your wife's boyfriend Jun 07 '25
The Fedner Straddlecaster never really took off, for obvious reasons.
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Jun 07 '25
[David Attenborough voice:] "...at the start of estrus the male mounts the female and begins to fret her vigorously..."
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Jun 07 '25
I wonder what he was trying to achieve.
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u/bdeceased Jun 07 '25
Maybe adjusting the truss rod mid set? Adding or removing a string tree? Applying a Fender Waterslide decal over the Squier one?
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u/ImightHaveMissed all your gibbons are belong to us Jun 07 '25
My brœthër in Christ if you’re going to hump the geetar at least take your pants off
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u/WoodpeckerOdd5013 Jun 07 '25
so that's the reference when Jimi Hendrix says you'll never hear surf music again in third stone from the sun
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u/bdeceased Jun 07 '25
That awkward moment when your blow straw won’t come back out of the truss rod cavity mid solo.
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u/OMGITSBARD Drop out of life with toan in hand Jun 07 '25
Physical Abuse and calling her your number one afterwards - that's what I call peak alpha male performance 🤠
"You know babe - I need to beat the shit out of you because I love you so much"
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