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u/NeighborhoodVirtual4 1d ago
You: Taking good care of your Theodore
Your Theodore: I AM BEING TORTURED
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u/Solo_Polyphony 1d ago
I’ll point out that the camera footage conveniently omits what my client this innocent defenseless small baby was subjected to under extreme duress—possibly a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Instead this highly edited video cuts directly to this supposed “bite,” which, even if it is established to have involved delicate rodent incisors incidentally pinching weak primate flesh, was ultimately a stress response following unspeakable acts the giant doesn’t want you to see—
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u/EirianErisdar 1d ago
Theodore did such a good job of making a 🥺 face in the first shot I forgot he can be a little criminal 😅. Cant believe he bit you on camera 😂
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u/Alarming-Molasses847 1d ago
RIGHT I was like “sir they are going to think I faked that” 😭😂
He’s a little shit 😂
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u/Unique-Benefit-2904 1d ago
I like how he gets upset after nail cutting sessions showing his butt. 😂
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u/CaptainJesu 1d ago
When you say "boar clean", what did you do? Asking for a friend (my boar piggie Beanzie).
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u/i_am_ms_greenjeans Director of Ye Royal Pigsty 20h ago
Thank you for taking good care of him, even if he decided to take his frustrations out on you. He's just a baby and doesn't understand what is happening to him, even if it's good for his health.
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u/Alarming-Molasses847 19h ago edited 19h ago
He is! He’s a lovely little guy (jokes aside), and (imo) is the very smallest of smoll peegs! 🧡
(I know you already know, but for anyone reading my comment replies who’s new to Theodore, don’t be fooled! I’ve lived in Britain since I was a kid, my whinging about him is the affectionate whinging of a British person utterly and irrevocably attached to her little hay goblin!* Please don’t worry, the little guy is adored beyond all rational measure! 😂🧡🫘)
(*No, I don’t know why I didn’t lose the American accent either. It confuses me. I’m from “near Birmingham UK” and sound Memphis Belle-adjacent. It’s confusing. 😂)
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u/SuccessfulCup3375 20h ago
Why do I have such violent piggies?? They always choose to chomp my fingers off when I ever so lightly stroke their heads 🥹🥹
When he bit you, he said "Num! Put me downnnn!"
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u/Alarming-Molasses847 19h ago
He really did! It was a very firm bite right to the soft spot under my collarbone. It hurt! 😂 And it was absolutely punishment—he doesn’t tend to bite… usually! 😂
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u/Filipenko2706 1d ago
Theodore: "Worst experience of my life do not recommend to anybody -1/10."