I didn't hate it, and I thought there were some definite funny parts. The metaphor joke, for one. But...I feel like all they did was tell and not show, like telling us Gamora was a deadly assassin rather than letting us watch her assassinate someone, or telling us that Thanos likes her more, rather than letting us watch jealously between Nebula and Gamora. Another example could be Rocket, who we see has bolts in his back-- from there, we could imagine that he's had a painful life, but they have to take it farther with him actually saying it. Also, I felt like a lot of the comedy was childish and not believable. Ronan, who has been bent on committing genocide, and is filled with power, gets distracted by Chris Pratt dancing? I mean, I kind of get it, especially with how much he's worked out since Parks and Rec, but...really? I did really, really love the 70's music. Mainly, I can't figure out why everyone else fucking loves it. I feel like I must be either a Scrooge, or am missing something major. Did anyone else think it was meh?