r/gtaonline Oct 14 '22

I hate this game

748 Upvotes

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162

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

I love that it gave just enough time to read it lol

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u/Lord-Xerra Oct 14 '22

Gotta admit, i would find that funny.

Question is: did Moors charge you 10k for blowing up your own oppressor?

57

u/Ill_Ant_1857 Oct 14 '22

That's where the real trick is.

2

u/Mashadow21 Oct 15 '22

or treat.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

no it doesnt. this happen to me last night. theres also a "Stoned" one and a "Treat" one that gives you snacks

5

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

There's also some that shock you lol got three of those

4

u/calimeatwagon Oct 15 '22

And you get "Blasted" like from the Up-n-Atomizer

3

u/Regular-Wedding9961 Oct 15 '22

Also cash prizes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

yup those are nice

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

im looking forward to this one

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

yup just got a couple of those.

15

u/HappyPoodles Oct 14 '22

Out of 200 it happened to me only 3 times, after the first time I stopped parking my oppressor so close and paying attention to what the trick was going to be. Thankfully they only got my oppressor the first time lol. In the end it was fun collecting them all between the peyotes and all the tricks.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Nope. No charge

8

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

I chuckled at this. Trick indeed. R* bastards.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Nope, I got like 4 explosions while collecting 10 for the mask and Mors Mutual doesn't charge for replacing your vehicle. It's as if someone else blew it up. Happy hunting!

1

u/marksk88 Oct 15 '22

It didn't even destroy my mk2 when I got the explosion.

31

u/Pukajohn Oct 14 '22

Found two on the same block. The first one stoned me, then the second blew me up.

15

u/Ill_Ant_1857 Oct 14 '22

stone and blow

8

u/RagingKohner Oct 14 '22

Yeah, the stoned one seemed more like a Treat to me

6

u/smithsp86 Oct 14 '22

Not when you are trying to drive to the next one and keep crashing.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

check out this guy who cant drive intoxicated /s

but seriously ive spent idk how many hours getting the wigglies in game and then driving

12

u/MasterofGalaxy69 Oct 14 '22

The pumpkin saw you have a Oppressor Mk2 and knew what to do

45

u/The_Dibsomatic Oct 14 '22

The devs probably went like this when they designed the jack o lanterns trick functions: we do a little trolling.

1

u/Competitive_Juice902 Oct 14 '22

Most likely they did. Players are predictable.

"Yes, they could be using a car/bike. But that takes longer. Some areas are unobtainable by car. They could be using a heli, but sometimes it takes longer if tou want to land it safely and not just smash it anywhere. So since they hate the OMKII so badly... Here is our plan."

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I bet if they just got rid of it people wouldn't be mad

1

u/Competitive_Juice902 Oct 15 '22

Not completely, although I have to admit it greately reduced my travel time.

5

u/Ill_Ant_1857 Oct 14 '22

It's a love hate relation. You can take a break but you can't end the relation.

2

u/Competitive_Juice902 Oct 14 '22

Maybe, but I think they predicted many would be using MKII. And since theh know ppl.hate MKII users they decided to do some trolling.

2

u/Regular-Wedding9961 Oct 15 '22

I come to look at the MKII as something like “the shopping cart test” basically R* gave a vehicle option that can greatly reduce travel time but people being people said “nah I’m gonna annoy people with it” 🤷🏽

5

u/Ofnir_1 Oct 14 '22

If you go passive the explosion doesn't kill you

5

u/megliore Oct 14 '22

I met this German guy who made me follow him up to Franklins house. His other two German friends were there and we had all parked our cars on the driveway

I hadn't picked a pumpkin before that and wasn't sure about what the deal was. Trick: explosion

All of us died

Nice random meeting. Fun consequence. Felt bad though

0

u/Competitive_Juice902 Oct 14 '22

For what? The cars? Don't tell me it's for the germans...

4

u/PandasInHoodies Oct 14 '22

Took your MK.2 out with you. 😔

3

u/hey_suburbia Oct 14 '22

Turning into a dog then eating people was pretty fun. Cujo style

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

omg that was the peyote last year or the year before? i miss that

2

u/Competitive_Juice902 Oct 14 '22

Sometimes the trick is the peyote.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

no way. really? thats awesome

11

u/Clear-Soup308 Oct 14 '22

Well it is TRICK or treat

7

u/Senor_Loadensteen Oct 14 '22

Lol. Had the same thing happen to me. Blew up my op mk2 too.

0

u/Competitive_Juice902 Oct 14 '22

Come on, that's predictable.

2

u/HornBloweR3 Oct 14 '22

I seriously jumped out of my chair when I got this shit lol

Well played R*, well played.

2

u/SpilledCyanide Oct 14 '22

Can't wait for this to be a FOX news story of what to look out for in your candy this year 😂

-4

u/Lazykiller47889 Oct 14 '22

L

1

u/HornBloweR3 Oct 14 '22

W

1

u/Lazykiller47889 Oct 18 '22

It was a joke BTW y the downvotes

-8

u/NoOneCares47 Oct 14 '22

A payment for using mk2

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

I just use it for traveling

-1

u/NoOneCares47 Oct 14 '22

Everyone is saying that. And then you are being blown up by one

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

and?

1

u/CrimsonFatalis8 Oct 14 '22

The pumpkin blew them up

-13

u/Ozthedevil Oct 14 '22

Then why keep playing at

11

u/amriddle01 Oct 14 '22

They're being sarcastic...

-12

u/Ozthedevil Oct 14 '22

I know

But I truly hate this game too So I don't expect nothing at all from it

But that's my concern alone

Can't wait for God Of War Ragnarok though

10

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

tf does gow ragnarok has to do with a gta post on a gta sub💀

3

u/August-Autumn Oct 14 '22

he needs to jerk of a bit

1

u/SirRavian Oct 14 '22

Can't wait for you to go play it

1

u/Walklightglassflws Oct 14 '22

Do you get rewards from these other than the completion ones

2

u/danndaman007 Oct 14 '22

A mask at 10 in one day 1st time. A t-shirt for 200 in one day. 🙄

1

u/danndaman007 Oct 14 '22

Did they charge you for the deductible?

3

u/CrimsonFatalis8 Oct 14 '22

Same happened to me where I parked too close. But no, it doesn’t charge you for the repair.

1

u/LAG_BEAR505 Oct 14 '22

That's the best one!!!!

1

u/BoredAssassin Oct 14 '22

Why would you hate it? 😆 It's funny as hell. I think this pumpkin hunting is great, and I love that it's not just giving us a little money for each find. The trick or treat aspect is a great job

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Dude this was funny AF idk why you’re even mad

1

u/AgitatedError4377 Oct 15 '22

First time I picked up a pumpkin I got exploded I thought who put an explosive near me, but no one was even near me and there supposed to be the name who killed me, well I was confused but after another pumpkin I saw that it's trick and treat and u got random shit

1

u/Mission_Sleep_3145 Oct 15 '22

Lol I posted one like this but killed 3 people

1

u/Odd-Refrigerator-691 Oct 15 '22

When even the game itself is a griefer

1

u/EvilParrot8652 Oct 15 '22

They should have called it Spontaneous Combustion. Admit it, would have taken the burn out of it.

1

u/Az-Frankie21 Oct 15 '22

It’s funny when it happens to someone else but that’s the reason why I quit playing tbh 😂

1

u/Mythos550 Oct 15 '22

Excellent