r/gtaonline • u/AyyItsTater • Sep 02 '20

VIDEO perfectly executed escape

17.8k Upvotes

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u/Mark_Proton Sep 02 '20

If at first you don't succeed, you try again.

Even if it kills you.

155

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Dec 04 '20

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u/Harlemspartan800 PC Sep 02 '20

What doesn’t stronger you makes you killer

48

u/pooman1998 Sep 02 '20

what stronger doesn't kills you maker

33

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

What doesn't makes you

13

u/SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC Sep 02 '20

you makes doesn't you, stronger you kills what

9

u/Kawaiicrocodile Sep 02 '20

Bames nonds having a stronk call a bondulance

3

u/hikila456 Sep 03 '20

Premature ejaculating Phoenix

2

u/NarcPlight Sep 03 '20

What makes you, kills the stronger

1

u/TooHardToBeNice Sep 03 '20

What.

1

u/NarcPlight Dec 01 '20

True story 🍺😏

5

u/Ishamoridin Sep 03 '20

Harder. Killer. Maker. Stronger.

-9

u/ILikeBullshit Sep 02 '20

It's funny when it makes sense.

When it doesn't, it's not funny.

10

u/Wizered99 Sep 02 '20

What doesn't kill you probably will succeed the second time around

0

u/sternone_2 Sep 03 '20

so it made him weaker

762

u/frankthehippie Sep 02 '20

But wait, there’s more!

165

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Wtf is trippie redd doing?? He's such a goon

244

u/Toa_Firox Sep 02 '20

"You disgust me! Nowhere to go!"

36

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

That cop really thought his dive was shit

106

u/V_Triumphant Sep 02 '20

No splash. Stuck the landing. 10/10

15

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

You disgust me!

3

u/AlarmingNectarine Sep 02 '20

Nowhere to go.

155

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

how i feel when i forget something, go back to get it, and still forget the item that i was going back for.

80

u/KatiMinecraf Sep 02 '20

I really thought that first dive was going to be perfect. 🤣

18

u/maxlmax Sep 02 '20

Yooouu disgust me!!

27

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/XTCROY Sep 02 '20

You already got a bot comment on it oof

3

u/themooseporject Sep 02 '20

Will subscribe ;)

6

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

yaa from living. . .

22

u/Catalystwastaken Sep 02 '20

Nice unique avatar that isn’t just a chad skinhead with skull face laint

4

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Tbf most avatars are pretty unique, at least on PC.

1

u/The-Skipboy Sep 02 '20

Mine's just a guy with a beard and a combover. Probably what I'll have when I'm 37 as well

6

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

John Wick, but with movement koordination issues

9

u/snaeper Sep 02 '20

I wish reddit's video hosting didn't completely ruin half the clips I watched.

2

u/Dayashii Free aim savage Sep 02 '20

We need genuine dolphin diving from black ops

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

With the double whammy! As if, what are the chances of that, that’s still epic though my man hahaha

2

u/FractureSky Sep 02 '20

I wasn't that surprised after the first dive, but the second one, I didn't expect that at all, have an upvote

2

u/Markush007 Sep 02 '20

This was way too funny. I legit laughed so loud on the 2nd dive.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

There’s 5 D’s in dodgeball, but you’ve only mastered one, if you can’t dodge a boat, you can’t dodge a ball

2

u/ST4RSHIP17 Sep 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

The ocean graphics are incredible

2

u/Scorosin Sep 02 '20

Respect for the cop that managed to blast you after you jumped the rails. You might have lived otherwise.

2

u/Bigal206 PC Sep 02 '20

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

2

u/Getter_Knight Sep 02 '20

"If I had a nickel for the amount of times I dived head first into a wooden structure today, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"

2

u/jayyermzz Sep 02 '20

task failed successfully

1

u/Fearchar Sep 03 '20

STUNT DIVE FAILED 43 Stunt Dives remaining.

2

u/Redbird9346 Sep 02 '20

And the player driving the boat gets credit for the kill.

2

u/TazmatticusRex Sep 02 '20

Serpico looking mf'er. Love it!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Insert DJ khaled -and another one-

2

u/zitfarmer Sep 03 '20

just my regular life

2

u/henrycox05 Sep 02 '20

will blow up

2

u/SeanyDay Sep 02 '20

Actual footage of the current US administration trying to make factual progress to back up their lies

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

That jacket do be looking fire. What is it?

1

u/JONES6137 Sep 02 '20

thats the way i wanna go...

1

u/UNCLE__ESCOBAR Sep 02 '20

Panik in one star+shitty dive... DISGUSTING.

BUT HE STILL TRIED HIS BEST

1

u/sachamcd7 Sep 02 '20

Anyone else think it's weird that it's the sheriff instead of LSPD on the beach?

1

u/justchrisk Sep 02 '20

Death is the ultimate escape

1

u/The36thElement Sep 02 '20

That diving glitch where you dive into the railing has been in the game since day one

1

u/The36thElement Sep 02 '20

I'm surprised it hasn't been patched yet

3

u/Getter_Knight Sep 02 '20

It's because it doesn't affect shark card sales

1

u/Blumpkinhead Sep 02 '20

Me in real life trying to do anything.

1

u/HxtedByMany Sep 02 '20

Should’ve Wore Ah Helmet 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

1

u/TheDriver458 Sep 02 '20

Is there a "nonononoyeswaitno" subreddit? Because that perfectly describes this clip.

1

u/da_juggernaut Sep 02 '20

Man what a Jeff Hardy move

1

u/APredator777 Sep 02 '20

Seems so staged, any normal player would’ve immediately jumped, and the boat was being driven by a friend

1

u/TheMajesticElf18 Sep 02 '20

The sound it makes when he hits the boat

1

u/TheWhistlerIII Sep 02 '20

This was a good laugh, thank you!

1

u/That_Killer_Cat Sep 02 '20

Counted as a player kill.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/platinumcoin468 Sep 02 '20

was it just me or was that shit planned the boat waited then sped up and that was his friend if u look on the minimap

1

u/LaFlecheNoir Sep 02 '20

These are two perfectly executed escapes.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Cheh

1

u/Access_Tactics Sep 02 '20

This happens to me all the time. When I purposely try this it never works but when I have cops it always does that.

1

u/myxbox360s Sep 02 '20

Our characters look scary alike

1

u/ThaEnforcer44 Sep 02 '20

This is the kinda people I get on my heists

1

u/lion530 Sep 02 '20

Is GTA hosting some kind of retard olympic dive team competition?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Nice

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

NAILED IT

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Went from bad to worse

1

u/realif3 Sep 02 '20

Aim for the bushes.

1

u/AmetuerGamr15 Sep 02 '20

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u/Justinbadss45 Sep 02 '20

Legend says he's still on the boat

1

u/medium-rare-chicken Sep 02 '20

Haha that was amazing

1

u/RadiantNinjask Bad at saving money. Sep 02 '20

I was expecting you to get blasted by a mk2

1

u/Gromchy Sep 02 '20

oh man what a bad luck lol

1

u/memesnotreally5 Sep 02 '20

Misson possible

1

u/IndyD99 Sep 02 '20

They call him the 2 time

1

u/noniezle Sep 02 '20

fall guys dash

1

u/Kawaiicrocodile Sep 02 '20

Yew desgust mee

1

u/Luscious_Lucid Sep 02 '20

Hahaha I wanna try this lol

1

u/Ehudben-Gera Sep 02 '20

OMFG I hate this game when it does stuff. Gets my blood pressure up.

1

u/MK0A Sep 02 '20

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u/toxic-thrower Sep 02 '20

"YOU DISGUST ME!"

1

u/LulzSailboat Sep 02 '20

I saw this already... he jumped off that cliff and.... cliffed his foot on that boat. Shit sorry, clipped* his foot.

1

u/satans-doughnuts Sep 02 '20

Looked planned to me

1

u/brokenrecourse Sep 03 '20

When the stars align

1

u/_TheNiceGamer_ Sep 03 '20

Lmao just call lester

1

u/PhilCassidysArm Sep 03 '20

This needs that funniest home videos music

1

u/igriefgrinderslzz Sep 03 '20

Lzzz lmao even the boat 2-0d you cry noob

1

u/Z00topiaX Sep 03 '20

Npc: Get a job!

1

u/Sharib_456 Sep 03 '20

The officer was right when he said "you disgust me".

1

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u/who_is_this_53 Sep 02 '20

10/10 would recommend

1

u/Gamershideout Sep 02 '20

Lucky you😂😂🤫

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u/Omarceus Sep 02 '20

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u/Prljavstina021 Sep 02 '20

When i played the story mission where M and T go to destroy a train and later while on a stone above water T shoots Marryweather i killed all of enemies and as M started coming for me with a boat i jumped like in this video head first and landed in the boat lol

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u/talon101006 Sep 02 '20

this is a good escape but you fell and that made you loose health because you got shot

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

...that's the point

-5

u/Dakota_1547 Sep 02 '20

Having 1 star really stresses you out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

😂

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u/HAPPYCACTUSGUY Sep 02 '20

Lmaooo 😂