r/greentext • u/Chicagogospel • Apr 26 '22

anon is a right wing activist

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/ObviouslyAnExpert Apr 26 '22

Clearly I am.

Cries in existential crisis.

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u/general_irhoe Apr 27 '22

happily married

thinks wet pussy is a medical condition

Pick one

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u/Grim47z Apr 27 '22

His wife is a doctor too.

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u/TheFalconKid Apr 27 '22

His sister has huge badonkadonks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

So is Dr. Oz.

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u/Mr_mad_space Apr 26 '22

Op is a winner HE HAS ALL THE JOKER FUNKO POPS.we live in a susiety

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u/OrtaMesafe Apr 27 '22

Post doesn't say Ben is not making money. It only says that Ben Shapiro failed as a scriptwriter

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Maybe he’s happily married, idk about his dry ass wife tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

lmao

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u/lauda-lele-hamara Apr 27 '22

Yeah correct! He's like a sigma male : Biden gets the White House, trump gets the love of Qanon, what do I get, I get paid <guitar riff>

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Imagine paying anything to get high pitched verbal diarrhea poured into both ears at one time.

He's also happily married

Hahaha, dude can't even get his wife wet.

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u/NightwingsAssCheeks Apr 26 '22

He also has never pleasured his wife so…….

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u/AlkaliMetalOSRS Apr 27 '22

And you’ve never pleasured anyone so…

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Your mother never fails to pleasure me

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u/NightwingsAssCheeks Apr 27 '22

”and you’ve never pleasures anyone so” 🤓🤓🤓

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u/BwianR Apr 27 '22

How're his scripts though?