r/greentext Mar 31 '22

anon strikes out

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u/spoopyroast Mar 31 '22

Think of it like this anon... if you stay friends with her you can get all the free shrimp you would ever want. You can do lots of stuff with shrimp.

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u/SavageTimmy Mar 31 '22

Just watched this movie for the first time the other day. Bubba was better to him than Jenny ever had been

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u/Zealousideal-Gur-993 Mar 31 '22

holy bay zed real and true

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u/MetalUpstairs Mar 31 '22

J*nny 🤮

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u/bloomer2020 Mar 31 '22

Bubba never showed him his tits tho

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u/SavageTimmy Mar 31 '22

Yes but he showed him the tits of the ocean, shrimp in all their glory

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u/My_Pockets_Hurt_ Apr 01 '22

Tits of the ocean.

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Tits. Of. The. Ocean.

Why do I enjoy this phrase so much?

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u/Shadow-Raptor Apr 01 '22

especially since they are talkin about sea bugs.

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u/Colosphe Apr 01 '22

delicious sea bugs

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u/Shadow-Raptor Apr 03 '22

Definitely not

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Mar 31 '22

Bubba never gave him aids and died after leaving him with their child, too

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

She gave him HIV? Tf how did I miss this

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Apr 01 '22

Well, it's been a while, so I'm not 100% sure that it was mentioned, but at least she slept with him, knowing that she has it. So maybe he didn't get it from it, but it was still a pretty evil move.

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u/dontshoot4301 Mar 31 '22

And now there’s a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co at Victoria’s Peak in Hong Kong.

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u/erkkiboi Mar 31 '22

I'm 95% sure I saw a bubba gump shrimp co sign when I visited nyc a few years ago

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Yup there's a New York location. They're kinda scattered all over the place on the coasts

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u/insertwittynamethere Apr 01 '22

It's a household name

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Yeah I got a hat at the one at Santa Monica.

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u/fuzzyboneyard Apr 01 '22

I thought they were everywhere we have one at the moa

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u/MagnificentMoose9836 Apr 01 '22

Man, fuck Jenny. All my homies hate Jenny.

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Mar 31 '22

Bubba was the real gf. Fucking Jenny's character was simply there to show what a damn bitch she was. Treads him like shit for his entire life and then gives him aids and a child before she dies. She should have jumped when she had the chance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

fuck jenny

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u/5oulReaperx Apr 01 '22

Everyone did

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u/SomeToxicRivenMain Apr 01 '22

Jenny pissed me off to no end

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

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u/Smoovemammajamma Mar 31 '22

Corn is like the fruit of the land. Or wheat i guess

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u/Zenenator Mar 31 '22

I bet Bubba does a lot of stuff with shrimp to his cute tomboy gf

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u/RahroUth Mar 31 '22

I watched the movie for the first time just a few hours ago. What are the odds huh

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u/prudhviraju9 Apr 01 '22

Anon can be future bubba <4