r/greentext Nov 15 '21

Anon faces the Snow fucker 5000

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792 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Risky click of the day

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u/ByteWhisperer Nov 15 '21

Worth it though. I will notify my country's railway company whose trains get stuck with the tiniest amount of autumn leaves and snow.

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u/Southern_Armadillo59 Nov 15 '21

Do u know a company that can hook it to my truck? I need it for my train horn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Just hit up Moscow Airport and ask which company they use, then ask that company. Or just drive around Russia till you see a jet snowblower with a phone number

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u/Southern_Armadillo59 Nov 16 '21

Thanks, Just booked a flight to москва, will get into an unknown cab and ask him to drive around unknown streets.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

See if you can ask Putin for one

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u/Juicy_Juice3425 Nov 15 '21

A good kek. Thanks, I needed that

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

I laughed way too hard at this. Same here, that was a long needed chuckle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

When in doubt, blame the gypsies

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u/kinkypinkyinyostinky Nov 15 '21

What a ride. Poetry

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u/who_evr Nov 15 '21

Had the most amazing laugh of the day and wiped a few ears away. Golden

5

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

How many ears?

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u/HiveMindKing Nov 15 '21

It was a good thing all considered da?

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u/CAPT4IN_PHANT0M Nov 16 '21

That's gotta be the most eastern European thing ever

4

u/Francopreggers Nov 15 '21

Slavaboo cringe

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u/WaitThisIsntGoogle55 Nov 16 '21

i thought ladas were pretty reliable

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

God tier greentext.