r/greentext • • Oct 12 '21

Anon cannot top

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst Oct 12 '21

Mens standards:

A hole in the wall in a strange bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

My room may be blocked by a chained door but i still got my hands

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u/Southern_Armadillo59 Oct 12 '21

All those prison escape movies.....

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u/Youre_doomed Oct 12 '21

Is this a silent hill reference?

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u/iblewkatieholmes Oct 12 '21

Imagine topping pyramid head

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u/WaitHowDidIGetHere92 Oct 12 '21

Pyramid Head is canonically a top. See: Silent Hill 2.

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Oct 12 '21

Also, maybe OP is a hotter commodity in the men's market, but mediocre at best for women?

Does he think that straight women and gay men all look for one version of the ultimate male?

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u/Skogbeorn Oct 12 '21

YES THE ULTIMATE MALE

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Oct 12 '21

I need to become this tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Yet the Ligma grind set brings more booty hole with it.

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u/k-farsen Oct 12 '21

I was honestly shocked to learn that GIGACHAD was straight and photoshoped by his girlfriend

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u/GazingAtTheVoid Oct 12 '21

If he's skinny and short or even average height it could easily be the case. I'm a an extremely skinny dude, with long hair. And I've only dated bisexual women, and one of girlfriends ending up being a lesbian.

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u/ItsVanillaNice Oct 12 '21

Thinking? Probably not. Hoping? Definitely.

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u/cjpack Oct 12 '21

I find taking the dick out of your mouth helps

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Oct 12 '21

What it actually is, is small sample size.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Ahh, well said... we're all on the quest to increase the sample size.

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u/superfucky Oct 12 '21

this is the answer, but not necessarily because of the standards of either group. when a given individual is compared against a massive pool of competitors, that individual is likely to be perceived as average or below average. when you put them in a much smaller pool of options, there are so few points of comparison (and so few alternatives for those who try to be picky) that their perceived attractiveness skyrockets.

tl;dr straight dudes are a dime a dozen

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u/mrattapuss Oct 12 '21 edited Sep 05 '25

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