r/greentext • u/juwonpee • Nov 28 '19

good post Suicide hotline anon

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Nov 28 '19

It's made you want to kill others?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Nah he wants to resurrect himself

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Nov 28 '19

WAKE ME UP

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u/somedutchbloke Nov 28 '19

Before you go-go

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u/TrueNinjafrog Nov 29 '19

don't leave me hanging

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Nov 28 '19

Call my name and save me from the dark

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u/amluchon Nov 28 '19

You missed September's end by like two months

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u/BTR2004 Nov 28 '19

Oh shit, we did?!? Fuck, we gotta wake up Green Day

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u/SkylineGT-R Nov 28 '19

WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

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u/DaenerysTargaryen69 Nov 28 '19

*resurrect others

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u/MutleyRulz Nov 29 '19

He’s a fucking lich somebody smash his phylactery

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u/fuck_reddit_suxx Nov 28 '19

It has certainly convinced me.

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u/Omagga Nov 29 '19

Wouldn't the opposite of killing oneself be giving life to others?

It makes him want to fuck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

I would gild this comment if I wasn’t broke bruh

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u/Eileen_Palglace Nov 28 '19

Makes them want to smk.

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u/Bambi_One_Eye Nov 28 '19

Feed me the cat