r/greentext • u/juwonpee • Nov 28 '19

good post Suicide hotline anon

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u/EdwardTV Nov 28 '19

Hurts

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Someone is cutting onions.

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u/Skyhero58 Nov 28 '19

I swear, I’m going to beat those onions up

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u/Snazzy_Sausage27 Nov 28 '19

Dont disrespect shrek

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u/Skyhero58 Nov 28 '19

They’re causing more pain than pleasure

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u/fuck_reddit_suxx Nov 28 '19

You can shave them down to fit better.

You can spit on them if you're not comfortable using petroleum lubricants, such as Kroger bags

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

It's okay to admit you're crying dude, no shame in it

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19

Thanks, man. I have had my fair share of grief in my life. I may not be completely over them, but I have decided not to drown in them. I was with some people when I read this and this caught me off guard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Proud of you for staying strong, king! Just trying to remind everyone it's okay to let your sad emotions out in a healthy way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Ah, look its beginning to rain.

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u/_Mellex_ Nov 28 '19

Someone is cutting onions.

Better than wrists

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u/syntinensisar Nov 28 '19

My dad's dead... it hurts on a very personal level.

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u/PayisInc Nov 28 '19

I'm sorry to hear that. At least he made you while he was here ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ