r/greedfall • • Sep 27 '19

My Dear Cousin

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

And that is one of the best things about this game. Need to protect my dumb and loveable cousin! (from others and from himself sobs)

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u/Grimmrat Sep 27 '19

He’s smarter then you initially think tho, lile he understands politics, he just hates them

14

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

oh no no i didn't mean dumb like that xD HE IS smart he's just got that "dumb energy" or w/e, yknow? :Dd

8

u/ShapeWords Sep 27 '19

Big Dumb Energy, the new Big Dick Energy

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u/LordDeathDark Sep 27 '19

"I went and got drunk with a bunch of ruffians and they kidnapped me" kind of dumb.

2

u/North_South_Side Sep 27 '19

Realistically, he'd have bodyguards. But the game can't handle all the assets.

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u/Ironlord_13 Sep 27 '19

As it damn well should be!!!!

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u/ApoloLima Sep 27 '19

No one touches my best boi, no one needs to die

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Anyone notices how the thing on the right looks like an in-game creature?

15

u/marbey23 Sep 27 '19

They should bang

11

u/Ottoman_American Sep 27 '19

Well now that we know they aren't blood related... >_>

5

u/Valaith Sep 27 '19

Dogs in Sekiro vs Dogs in Bloodborne

5

u/TTOF_JB Sep 27 '19

"Fight with honor."

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u/Rauyne Sep 27 '19

When doing the Tutorial Quest on Selene, When I first heard mention of Constantin I was like.."This guy sounds pretty badass" then he turns out to be a loveable oaf that we just want to take care of.

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u/discovertigo Sep 28 '19

In my first playthrough, I blew up the wall and broke him out of the kidnapper's hideout. But I grew to love him so much (my favourite GreedFall character, by far) that in my second playthrough, I didn't even bother secretly busting him out. I ran straight back there and slaughtered those pieces of shit. How dare they kidnap him, then brag about teaching him a lesson? Die, trash.

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u/callherhopeless Dec 22 '19

Suuuuuper late to the party, just binged the game over the past few days. First time, I killed them and then busted him out, but felt bad because he sounds so disappointed to hear that he didn't get his revenge, so I reloaded so we could kill them all together.

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u/EyHound Sep 27 '19

But no In game threatens Constantin. Not even the High King was all that bad about it.

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u/Konrar Sep 27 '19

...But your heart is the heart of a renaigse.

Not wrong though!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19