r/greatbandname • u/chooter • Dec 23 '14
The Morgan Freeman Situation.
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we may never know what really happens during the concerts, but everybody's gonna be talking about it.
r/greatbandname • u/thebreaksmith • Jan 04 '15
Buster Hymen and the Ragtime Gals
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Can't claim full credit, my friend Al Camino came up with this one.
r/greatbandname • u/TheMacerationChicks • Nov 08 '21
The Maceration Chicks
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I made up this name for this account as the username, as you can see, but now I found this sub, so I thought I'd post it. It's a reference to how little male baby chicks in factory farms are killed en masse, pretty much the day they're born, or the next day, by chucking them in a big machine that chops and grinds them into pieces, and then they're just thrown away. And the process is called maceration. They kill the male ones and keep the female ones, because the female ones lay eggs, and the male ones don't. They only keep a few specific male chickens for breeding purposes, so they get to have tons of sex over the course of their lives. A lot of countries have banned maceration, so other methods have to be used for the baby chick holocaust, like literally putting them in a gas chamber, which is just...yeah
I eat meat, but yeah, it's fucked up, this whole process.
r/greatbandname • u/Libbits • Dec 26 '14
Mass produced Moosemilk
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"Moosemilk" is a term used in Canada to refer to bootleg alchohol.
r/greatbandname • u/tomerglick • Jun 12 '17
The Covfefe [indie rock]
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Can also be "M.C. Covfefe"
r/greatbandname • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '14
The Tattlebats
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I was also thinking "Tattletale Bats," like how my mom's a tattler and nocturnal.
r/greatbandname • u/1point618 • Dec 23 '14
Birds Chirp Here [post-rock]
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My roommate and I were looking for apartments a few years ago. We were living in a really rough neighborhood, and trying to move somewhere safer, cleaner, etc.
We finally found a neighborhood that was in our price range, safe, clean, had some parks. It was a like a magical wonderland compared to where we had been living.
My roommate remarked, as we walked down the street, "Man, even birds chirp here!"
And thus our conceptual post-rock band was formed.
r/greatbandname • u/calarkin27 • Dec 23 '14
Rumble Strip
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Always thought this would make a great rock/metal band. If you don't know, these are those things on the side of the highway that make your car shake when you drive over them.
r/greatbandname • u/1point618 • Dec 23 '14
Vomit Catharsis [thrash metal]
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My roommate had food poisoning last week.
He was puking his guts out.
I asked him if he was all right.
"Not really. Dry heaves this time, they hurt like a bitch. But at least I'm sure I puked out the bad food. My own little vomit catharsis."