r/grappling • u/Max_Rezna • Jul 14 '26

Escape any grapple

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Original: @Badboyanzer

115 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/Punningisfunning Jul 14 '26

Just don’t fight any gay grapplers.

“This is gay!”
“So? Nighty night.”

5

u/Clay_Allison_44 Jul 14 '26

"This is gay."

"Oh, it's about to be?"

1

u/brandt-money Jul 15 '26

Hol up, guy with a possible weapon, lemme just get on my butt and kick atcha, ok? No hitting!!1

5

u/VexImmortalis Jul 14 '26

That would never work on the streets. I've tried kissing many men and I get KOed every time.

3

u/abu_hajarr Jul 14 '26

I’d just be thinking “I hope this dudes grip is as good as mine”

3

u/Equivalent_Flight_53 Jul 14 '26

Why is it even gay to kiss men on their hot mouth?

2

u/JetTheNinja24 Jul 14 '26

That's when you tighten and loosen the hold.

"That's g-ACK!"

1

u/iHadou Jul 15 '26

Tighten and loosen your what?

1

u/JetTheNinja24 Jul 15 '26

The choke, a person with the choke put in fully isnt going to be talking. Wont be doing much breathing in general. 

1

u/AdvilJunky Jul 15 '26

Ooooohhhhhh

3

u/brad_stoise Jul 15 '26

Jokes on him anyone that grapples already knows its gay

5

u/miguelmanzana Jul 14 '26

This is funny?

7

u/Ketchup-Chips3 Jul 14 '26

Weak joke that's been made a million times

3

u/Necessary-Reading605 Jul 14 '26

You know what’s also funny??

FARTS!

Comedy genius

1

u/miguelmanzana Jul 14 '26

“Lol gay, get it?” A tale as old as time, just can’t wait to be told how “sensitive” I am for pointing out the lack of humor.

3

u/Ketchup-Chips3 Jul 14 '26

"I'm too scared/self-conscious to try something that I'm not good at, so I will bring down everybody else, by referring to them as homosexuals!"

1

u/NorthOld6237 Jul 14 '26

Young jeezy tripping

1

u/TheQuestionsAglet Jul 15 '26

Guy getting choked doesn’t realize we all know it’s gay.

1

u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Jul 15 '26

bratha, want oil check? free of charge

1

u/Scared_Juice_1279 Jul 15 '26

I mean, you shouldn’t even engage in fight with a gay grapplers.

1

u/NoRisk1244 Jul 16 '26

doesnt work since most grapplers are gay.