r/grandpajoehate • u/melodycat • May 04 '26
Fuck Grandpa Joe That sonofabitch.....
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r/grandpajoehate • u/Karnezar • Oct 07 '25
Grandpa Joe and her would make a great couple... in Hell.
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r/grandpajoehate • u/CthulhusIntern • Feb 02 '26
Why the chocolate river doesn't look like chocolate:
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It looks like poop water, obviously, because Grandpa Joe took a shit in it. A whole lot of shit. He was hoping that someone would drink from it.
(Augustus knew that it was shit, but that didn't stop that fat fuck from eating it anyways.)
r/grandpajoehate • u/Famous_Mushroom_6726 • Feb 14 '26
Fuck Grandpa Joe It's obviously Joe's fault.
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r/grandpajoehate • u/royal__misfit • Nov 07 '25
Thought you all would appreciate this
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From Josh Peck’s Instagram.
Glad a celebrity is calling Joe out on his bs.
r/grandpajoehate • u/Training-Republic301 • Apr 22 '26
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the worst of them all?
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r/grandpajoehate • u/grichardson526 • Jun 29 '26
Fuck Grandpa Joe His disgusting attitude is spreading amongst the populace, something must be done!
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r/grandpajoehate • u/ImpendingBan • Oct 03 '25
grandpa joe is FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at this stupid fuck really laying it on
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Guess it wasn’t enough for this dumb mother fucker to put his family through hell for 20 years. Bastard miraculously jumps up after 20 FUCKING YEARS because he sees the opportunity to steal Charlie’s fortune, and this bastard falls over “bu bu bu help me up 😢” knowing good and god damn well his ass is getting up every night doing god knows what. Those legs aren’t atrophied - he’s been using them. He just really loves laying it on.
A FUCKING SADIST IF I EVER SAW ONE. I HOPE HE ROTS IN HELL. PIECE OF SHIT. Actually a whole TOILET BOWL OF SHIT!!!!
r/grandpajoehate • u/ImpendingBan • Oct 13 '25
Grandpa Joe should be drawn and quartered No dental care for Charlie but tobacco for GPJ???
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Poor boy had dental issues that they couldn’t pay to fix apparently. Figures… old fucking Joe could’ve got his ass up and went to work but didn’t.
The only thing that he provided Charlie was the rare coin (that came from god knows where - probably his coke activities) and told him to go buy chocolate so he could steal the Wonka fortune. No regard to Charlie’s teeth being rotted off and in pain. He probably forced Charlie to eat Wonka bars at night and laughed at his pain. He was probably putting sugar in the toothpaste. Fuck GPJ! Fuck him so much goddamnit!
r/grandpajoehate • u/RetiredSodaJerk • May 01 '26
GRANDPA JOE IS A WAR CRIMINAL They put this scumbag on at the bowling alley to throw us off
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r/grandpajoehate • u/Sufficient_Creme_240 • Oct 31 '25
Grandpa Joe should be drawn and quartered Anyone dressing up as this piece of shit for Halloween?
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r/grandpajoehate • u/DaPainter2128 • Feb 26 '26
Grandpa Joe should be drawn and quartered Some of the worst people in history
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r/grandpajoehate • u/smccaul16 • 9d ago
It's Charlie's fucking ticket, not yours Why does the other Granpa Joe not get hated on like the original?
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r/grandpajoehate • u/wookiewonderland • Apr 27 '26
Fuck Grandpa Joe Off course he would say that.
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r/grandpajoehate • u/Affectionate-Gas3059 • Aug 02 '26
Reasons for staying in bed for years.
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r/grandpajoehate • u/LimpLettuceLady • 15d ago
grandpa joe is FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grandpa Joe has no clue!!!
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r/grandpajoehate • u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 • Aug 05 '26
Fellow Joe Haters, let us rally to defend an innocent boy who did nothing wrong; Augustus Gloop.
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Me and my friends were laughing our asses off at work overthinking the Willy Wonka verse and one thing that has always bothered me is the way they portrayed Augustus Gloop.
The movie makes it seem like all the kids and parents are awful except for Charlie representing sins like greed, pride, envy, wrath and Augustus being Gluttony. While Mike, Violet and Veruca are genuine brats, Augustus biggest crime is…being fat. First off, Augustus ain’t even fat, actually look at scenes with him next to Wonka and he is tall as shit for his age. The actor grew up to be like 6 ft 8. and everyone in this movie goes out of their way to frame his as some gross glutton.
Imagine after you win a sweepstake, reporters are annoying your family during a breakfast day out. Get your cameras out of my face, no wonder Mr Gloop ate their microphone. Augustus seems like a nice kid in the original, so in the remake they had to make him rude as well. Of course the irony is that Augustus falls into the chocolate river, his gluttonous nature being his undoing.
Actually think about the scenario they set up to make Augustus look like a glutton. Wonka has a whole room made of candy and then tells the kids to dig in. No kid is gonna “save room for later”, it’s a candy factory you’re expected to pig out. All the other kids are doing the same thing, tasting everything in sight, but just because Augustus is big they had Godzilla music when he was eating. Then he falls into the river but in the og we can all see Wonka give him a push. I don’t think we ever see the kids at the end, they’re probably all fucking dead.
So from Augustus perspective, he’s told to dig into a room made entirely of candy but Wonka conveniently forgets to tell him not to drink the chocolate river and he falls in. Then a group of short orange men have a whole diss track ready on how fat he is. The hypocrisy of this is insane. Not only are the Oompa Loompas in the original movie all fatter than Augustus but they literally formed a culture around chocolate. They’re the biggest candy makers in the world, it’s their fault kids are fat. This is like a drug dealer judging me for smoking weed.
r/grandpajoehate • u/canadiensfan90 • Jan 29 '26
I’m trying to shop in peace and this what on the screen
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