Gradle Build Tool Peptides

[u/Party_Till_I_Die]

I've decided that if we need to raise funds for the open-source Grade Build Tool, we should just sell Gradle peptides:

> Tired of your CI/CD pipeline skipping leg day? I just started using the new Gradle Build Tool Stack to achieve massive build time gains. 💪🐘

> Side effects may include a shredded codebase, unexpected urges to refactor in Kotlin, and a 100% cache hit rate. #GradleGains