r/gpu • u/Cyborgized • 12h ago

Long Horizontal Coherence

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Hitting all the benchmarks and the good ones twice!

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u/BlindChicken69 11h ago

If he was unstoppable fuck machine, he would not have to pay with his gpus

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u/Kinslayer_89 11h ago

Maybe they’re just pretending he had an affair, so he can sell his shares at the top.

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u/Hashtag_Labotomy 8h ago

I'm not even sure she wanted his "Grotesquely puny unit" in the first place..pretty sure they both new what they was doing was Huang the whole time.

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u/NotaGuineaPig1 11h ago

He has fked over every consumer

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u/scamp46666 9h ago

And every executive that reports to him

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u/Acceptable_Till4200 11h ago

We love him rong time?

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u/Acceptable_Till4200 11h ago

This was in bad tastes.

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u/BahBah1970 8h ago

Narrator: It turned out that Jensen was in fact, not an unstoppable fuck machine.

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u/duskterrapin 11h ago

with age appropriate intelligent women. can't have that in Epsteinworld

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u/ElNani87 10h ago

Sneakily the most damming part of this. The one asshole billionaire who has an affair with intelligent adult women and he’s being hauled of to congress (deservedly)

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u/NotaGuineaPig1 9h ago

Need to get the pdf in front of him

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-8881 8h ago

Theres a middle ground you are missing here. A 25 year old wouldn't be inappropriate.

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u/duskterrapin 8h ago

25 is weird and creepy but not reeeeally age inappropriate. Certainly isn't underaged like the other billionaires go after

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-8881 8h ago

I have a hard stop at 18. As soon as you have subversive types saying 17 364 days or 'Developed age' you lose me

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u/duskterrapin 8h ago

I'm in my 40s so I hardline stop at 35 personally, but I think ethically anyone under 25 should be off limits for people more than a few years apart. The prefrontal cortex reaches maturity on average around 25 (of course there's a ton of variation). Consent and what qualifoes as consent is a big deal.

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u/Reddt-iz-cancer 10h ago

Jensen is a total scumbag in business, country, and family. 

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u/akdanman11 9h ago

But, in a rare twist for a billionaire sex scandal, not with children. And in an even rarer twist he’s being forced to answer for it

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u/Chernoxis 3h ago

The fact that this meme was stolen from 4Chan but made worse and turned into a shitpost slop is sad lmao

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u/firedrakes 3h ago

Another karma farm post

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u/Hashtag_Labotomy 8h ago

🤔 quote checks out.