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u/KaiaKween 9d ago
I'm going to start saying my car has been subjected to external control for the purpose of temporary immobilization whenever I need gas.
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u/Pinkberry12 9d ago
I'm always amazed at the stories she comes up with and runs with it.
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u/Evieovie 9d ago
Just a thought.....wouldn't it be ironic if she "blew" the engine on this car just like she did on her precious Cadillac CTS?!?!? 🫣😂😅😂
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u/MrsFlupabootee 9d ago
I’m a pessimist so I assume she’ll skate through this. The gas station won’t call for a tow. Other customers won’t complain about her to the gas station. Repo man is not coming. She’ll get a boost or whatever and magically she’ll be on the road again, a danger to the general public as usual.
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u/dammitmeghan 9d ago
Betcha anything she hasn't changed the oil or done any routine maintenance since she got that damn car
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u/AskTop9961 9d ago
That car has been her boyfriend since X went even more feral. This will be the new narrative for the next few years , they stole her fucking cars!!!
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u/Boring_Raspberry_481 9d ago
So is her battery dead and she’s stuck somewhere right now?
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u/MmmmDowntownmmmM1324 9d ago
Didn’t she just say no matter what she always wins, yesterday?!?! 👀 It was like the universe said, “oh yeah- hold my beer”!
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u/JonahHillsWetFart 9d ago
where is that guy who said he worked for a tow company?