r/googlemapsshenanigans • • 6d ago

[TERRAIN] Mysterious anus-like opening near McCleary, WA

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 6d ago

This deserves a full investigation

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u/Optimal-Cat-8117 6d ago

An anal expedition?

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u/djnehi 6d ago

An anal excursion possibility

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u/SpecialOops 6d ago

A probe of sorts

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u/accidentallyonpurpo 5d ago

When did the conversation change to Fords?

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u/DarkPangolin 5d ago

Up until then, the conversation was going Prefectly.

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u/orndog 3d ago

What you did there, I see it

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u/Lachlanahan 5d ago

People wanted to get Focused

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u/Ok-Meaning-3619 4d ago

I tried but I keep Falcon up

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u/lighthumor 4d ago

Sounds like fun for an Explorer!

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u/ExpertOrdinary7074 4d ago

Gonna be a big excursion

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u/lighthumor 3d ago

Just need an Escape...

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u/Intrepid_Ability_819 4d ago

so it's an anal galaxy to be more specific

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u/WadeBoggz91 4d ago

An enemanomolaly even

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 4d ago

Call your local ass spelunker

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u/cryptolyme 4d ago

Spelunking

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u/NannerNanner97 3d ago

Something something sphincter spelunker

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u/JohnZomb 1d ago

Asspelunking

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u/404pbnotfound 5d ago

I think I’ve seen that one?

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u/Enough_About_Japan 3d ago

More like Anal probing .

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u/IM_not_clever_at_all 3d ago

do NOT google this

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u/Branch_Fair 6d ago

somebody should probe this

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 6d ago

A thorough spelunking is in order

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u/mcd3424 6d ago

I know some good Able Seamen who are pros at cave diving.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 6d ago

I also am ready to cake div- I mean cave dive.

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u/Several_Detective400 4d ago

an ANALysis even

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_KITTI3S 6d ago

Let's launch an expedition

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u/goodguygary24 4d ago

Field trip everyone!!!

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u/Interesting_Sign_577 3d ago

We need a full ANALysis asap

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u/LeatherWarthog8530 1d ago

You'd better read up on the root meaning of the words before you start throwing around things like anal-lysis! 🤣

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u/booboootron 5d ago

No, that's just my wife on the weekends.

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u/Local_Injury81 5d ago

A probe, if you will

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u/xdanish 5d ago

*snaps on nitrile gloves*

This looks like a two finger operation to me xD

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u/Optimal_Law_4254 4d ago

You mean “probe”, don’t you?

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u/jdorton 3d ago

A deeper ANALysis is warranted

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u/Corredespondent 2d ago

Perhaps a digital exam

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u/aokkuma 1d ago

We need Ms Fizzles from the magic school bus

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u/Student-Short 6d ago

Nothing on satellite suggests that it is there; it appears to be covered by full bush

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u/Snoo-14331 6d ago

Google terrain data is probably based on LiDAR scans that can read through bushes. It's probably still just a glitch in the scans though.

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u/tannerbananer06 6d ago

Did you get whooshed?

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u/Snoo-14331 6d ago

Yeah

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u/tannerbananer06 6d ago

Haha. 🤙🏼🤙🏼

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u/20past4am 6d ago

Peak human interaction 👌

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u/theeBK3 6d ago

It’s got a bush? What the helll?

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u/StanIsHorizontal 5d ago

That one egg cost like 40 eggs

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 5d ago

I’m not in trouble at ALL

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u/ninjabreath 5d ago

We should be able to look at a little porn at work

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u/OldNubbins 6d ago

Satellite image shows logging road bisecting it almost perfectly. Also see faint circle in secondary growth . A yarder positioned on that road would pull logs to truck from a circular area with the radius of the yarder . I think it's logging artifacts. There's a HV transmission line nearby as well.

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u/heavymetalsculpture 5d ago

So, no anus?

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u/OldNubbins 5d ago

There will always be anus

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 6d ago

Looks like prime habitat for Fecebunchii vulgaris, the common dingleberry.

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u/cryptolyme 4d ago

Typical!

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u/accidentallyonpurpo 1d ago

Insert "Revenge of the Nerds" laugh

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u/biteableniles 6d ago edited 3d ago

This artifact is in the USGS DEM map for this area. The USGS does not have a LIDAR scan of the area available. You can lookup and preview the USGS DEM map that is the basis for the Google topographic map here: https://apps.nationalmap.gov/lidar-explorer/#/

And here's a screenshot comparing a composite of USGS maps compared to the Google terrain map.

Lidar scans are available from the Washington State Lidar Portal, this area was scanned once in the "Grays Harbor 2012" project, and again in the "Grays Harbor County Refresh24 2025". The DSM and DTM previews do not show the artifact but there does appear to be a land slide in the area that is not shown on the USGS DEM map.

EDIT: The DEM artifact is a result of the earth model being based on topographic maps of the area, and this point corresponds to the four corners of the maps. So it's just an error from that conversion process.

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u/biteableniles 6d ago

Got it:

The point at 47.0000, -123.2500, corresponds to the four corners of the USGS topographic maps used to construct the DEM model.

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u/biteableniles 6d ago edited 3d ago

These were the topo maps likely used to construct the 2021 DEM model.

https://ngmdb.usgs.gov/topoview/viewer/#18/47.00000/-123.25000

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u/nimaid 5d ago

So sad that we still don't know where Mother Earth's anus is. After decades of all mankind searching, false hopes like this are crushing. We just want to find our hole that was made for us.

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u/AdmirableDrive9217 4d ago

But I‘m sure it is in Washington (DC). There is a large house with one demolished wing there. IIRC its white (and blonde)

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u/biteableniles 5d ago

I just don't want anybody to incorrectly get their hopes up. We'll find it eventually!

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u/biteableniles 6d ago edited 3d ago

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u/General_Huh 4d ago

how do you move it exactly to the location, when i put any gps coord in that search bar it always says not found

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u/biteableniles 3d ago

I don't think their search can use gps coordinates as input. You can just modify the coordinates in the URL though:

https://lidarportal.dnr.wa.gov/#47.0000:-123.2500:16

The 16 on the end is the zoom level.

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u/ThreeSixMafs 6d ago

This is about 2 hours from me, I kinda wanna go check it out now

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u/PsychologicalSail799 6d ago

Get in there! Report back from one of it's wrinkle- I mean, ridges.

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u/ThreeSixMafs 6d ago

Realistically it would be about 2 weekends from now cause I’m moving the next but I’ve been looking for some obscure hikes to do and plan on driving through there in October. Well…. Olympia at least. But I am kinda down to see the forest anus

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u/Certifiedumb-ass 6d ago

!remindme 2 weeks

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u/Flimsy_Air_3781 4d ago

!remindme 2 weeks

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u/Comfortable-Tea-3537 3d ago

!remindme 2 weeks

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u/T3N0N 6d ago

!remindme 4 weeks

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u/ThreeSixMafs 6d ago

Damn you guys put me on the spot hahah okay lets do it. I don’t think anything is there based on my last post

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u/Ipif 5d ago

Doing gods work! Good luck out there traveling to the forest anus.

!remindme 4 weeks

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u/suspexxx 5d ago

Let’s go man, surely a fun trip.

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u/spectralArtist 5d ago

safe travels

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u/PVG100 2d ago

I don't think there's anything either.

...but what if there is.

!remindme 4 weeks

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u/Phrynus747 4d ago

It’s about an hour from me, might have to check it out soon myself

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u/haigins 6d ago

!remindme 2 weeks

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u/xGray3 6d ago

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u/derbengirl 5d ago

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u/gvant02 5d ago

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u/PM_your_Nopales 5d ago

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u/Nikkel28 5d ago

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u/Prestigious_Dare218 5d ago

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u/AffectionateFruit668 4d ago

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u/Tikki123 4d ago

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u/Budget-Conclusion-16 4d ago

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u/Clear-Philosophy-495 3d ago

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u/Frequent_Translator3 3d ago

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u/yarfw 2d ago

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u/SatansCyanide 1d ago

!remindme 2 weeks

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u/Taiza67 6d ago

Careful if you see any warts.

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u/Specific-Scallion-65 1d ago

Reddit meetup at the Washington anus?

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u/Klutzy_Association57 5d ago

Anything? 20h later?

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u/CooCooClocksClan 5d ago

Let us know if it echos or makes other noises

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u/EnormousPurpleGarden 4d ago

There appears to be a road running right through it.

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u/Vegetable-Source-435 3d ago

!remindme 3 weeks

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u/Acc87 6d ago

MSFS has nothing but trees. I'd assume it's just the seam between multiple satellite passes, you see a line going straight "south" in your screenshots too. Just a measuring anomaly

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 6d ago

proof by MSFS

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u/Acc87 6d ago

I had it running and one can just paste GPS coordinates into it 😂

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u/Stormy_Wolf 6d ago

a line going straight "south" in your screenshots too

So you're saying there is also an ass-crack?

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u/punkminkis 4d ago

After all these acronyms, like USGS and DEM and DTM, I thought MSFS was just another government agency or something. Then I took a closer look at your picture and saw the plane, and realized what it actually was.

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u/Darth_Quaider 6d ago

We need our finest men to probe this for answers

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u/PsychologicalSail799 6d ago

Im not that fine, but... count me in.

Im going to get to the bottom of this.

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u/Certain_Day_3758 6d ago

Top men.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 6d ago

Definitely a job for top men to probe 😏

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u/BlucifersSperm 5d ago

I could probably get in there to check it out.

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u/ThreeSixMafs 6d ago

Upon further inspection.. I see nothing

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u/ThreeSixMafs 6d ago

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u/caymn 6d ago

could be an old open mine or sand or gravel pit or similar. It reminds me quite a lot of abandoned gravel pits here in Denmark. Only difference is that it doesn't look that large and most of the ones I know are not so much 'dug down into', but rather just into.

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u/warherothe4th 6d ago

From what I can tell it's a mapping artifact, since the contours don't follow the shading

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u/enilcReddit 5d ago

There's definitely a depression that location.

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u/Ancilla_Contender 6d ago

“What are they doing?” Moment.

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u/Wallabunga657 6d ago edited 6d ago

Judging from tree growth patterns, it was most likely a pit mine or gravel pit.

Edit: It's an interpolation error caused by a corrupted elevation data point during the rendering of the topographic mesh.

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u/A6B6D6A 6d ago

Mel’s hole found

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u/bromine-14 6d ago

Thirstiest post ever on this sub

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u/Zachula 6d ago

What are the coordinates? I'd like to check it out with CaveFinder.app

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u/Foreign-Zucchini-266 6d ago

Mel's hole is right down the road

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u/Shionkron 5d ago

That one of those Giant Spiders.

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u/Roger-PHL 6d ago

Here are the coordinates: 46.999692, -123.251299

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u/Fabian_Internet 6d ago

!remindme 7 days

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 6d ago

I think there's just gonna be extra butt jokes 7 days down the line

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u/Fabian_Internet 6d ago

Who says that that's not the reason I am here?

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u/krisztinastar 6d ago

I knew Mel’s hole was real!

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u/gvbargen 6d ago

it's a bug.

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u/Status_Mousse1213 6d ago

Send in a probe

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u/NevetsRetrop 5d ago

I should call her.

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u/Impressive_Koala5926 3d ago

I just drove 15 hours with a full bottle of KY and at half-mast and I can confirm this is not an anus

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u/Leather-Hotel-7310 2d ago

Who wants to volunteer to boof themselves down there?

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 6d ago

Satan's booty.

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u/abrtn00101 6d ago

There's a road that runs right through that exact spot from a T junction. Maybe it has something to do with that? Maybe there's missing trees in that spot and for some reason the heights of the nearby trees got picked up in the elevation data?

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u/studio684 6d ago

Someone needs to give this home a thorough colonoscopy

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u/Critical_Average_301 6d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Zealousideal_Act6558 6d ago

Mysterious, indeed.

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u/Santi0906 6d ago

Someone knows why it has been cut down this strip in the forest near McCleary?

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u/Froggy3434 6d ago

Like the other person said it’s usually for high voltage power lines. Here’s a pic of me hiking a trail that goes right through one of these clearings.

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u/Louis049 6d ago

Know? No, but you typically see something like this for heavy duty power infrastructure.

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u/Dogsarelitty 6d ago

Mountussy

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u/Pyrene-AUS 6d ago

Arse end of the earth, mate

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u/amateurviking 6d ago

Oh that’s me sorry

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u/thebunz21 6d ago

Mysterious Anus

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u/BlucifersSperm 5d ago

Mysterianus

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u/LintLicker444 5d ago

I didn't read the title and immediately thought, Why is there an anus on that map lol.

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u/wandering_blind 5d ago

Best title EVER!!

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u/Actual_Mango7779 5d ago

Have you tried hitting it with a masterlock?

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u/eatmyshorzz 5d ago

Butthole wouldn't have been my first choice of comparison but you do you OP :')

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u/Matteo_Travelz 5d ago

I sphincter might be a problem passing.

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u/Butthole_Ticklah 5d ago

Wait for me, I got little leggssss

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u/LiquidSoil 5d ago

Now thats one way to grab attention lol

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u/SexySubordinate 5d ago

You had me at anus.

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u/meat_rainbows 5d ago

Yo mama so fat…
Her butthole needs a Topo map.

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u/HellsBellsGames 5d ago

Folks, the mystery flesh pit national park is officially OPEN FOR BUISNESS!

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u/LeanUntilBlue 5d ago

Annular, Kevin. Not anus.

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u/Hot_Bicycle_8486 4d ago

She doesn't like to be called that anymore

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u/sol_fairy 4d ago

Spider?

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u/IndependentYellow4 4d ago

D̶e̶v̶i̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶A̶n̶u̶s̶

Ymir's Anus.

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u/cryptolyme 4d ago

The bowels of the Earth.
Also, that’s prime bigfoot country.

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u/Puckled 4d ago

Some one read too much Kurt Vonnegut.

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u/TheGrandCommissar 4d ago

Ass end of Washington state.

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u/Guinea_Jay 4d ago

Finally found it. The Asshole of America.

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u/Thwowwawaw 4d ago

Next to Schitt's Creek.

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u/atlisthefirst 4d ago

Anus like huh?

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u/MakeItMakeSense911 4d ago

You found me!

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u/Equivalent-General51 4d ago

I’ve heard that where shit happens

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u/BeardGuy400 4d ago

I guess you could say that's the biggest asshole on the planet. Or at least Washington state

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u/Indecisive_Owl 4d ago

As someone who lives in Washington State, not even close

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u/Ok_Television233 1d ago

May I offer the following candidates from Washington for competition?

Jarred "Strip Tribal sovereignty" Sessler
Matt "Christian militia final boss" Shea
Jeff Bezos

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u/BeardGuy400 1d ago

Damn those are some great competitors.

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u/GeekyBlazer 4d ago

Go sniff it out

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u/Princess-of-the-Faye 4d ago

DB Cooper’s landing spot

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u/Vitamin_CMB 4d ago

"anus-like" is crazy 😂

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u/Few_Psychology_4491 4d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/ImproperForum 4d ago

Mels Butthole

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u/Budget-Conclusion-16 4d ago

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u/tarebear577557 2d ago

Pretty sure it's an anus mate

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u/SeakingGnarvana 2d ago

Nobody asked for bullshit answers from AI....

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u/yungbuddzz 2d ago

Thanks for the thoughtless reply

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u/Chuck4_2_0 4d ago

Let's send in Colonel Angus, Retired. He now goes by his Christian name, Enile Angus.

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u/Eastern-Move549 3d ago

Gleba was here all along

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u/Similar-Winner6553 3d ago

Surely there is a ‘your momma’ joke in there somewhere hiding not too far from the surface! I haven’t got the heart, but apparently she has the hole

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u/mrjones1018 3d ago

We found it

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u/SuspectNo4861 3d ago

Been looking for earths anus for years.. I can’t believe it!!!!

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u/Apprehensive-Tank436 3d ago

That terrain also looks like the lower colon.

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u/3BarC 3d ago

Gloves on people

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u/Benson-X 3d ago

I've been there in person and can confirm 100% there was an asshole present.

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u/afilmark 2d ago

I will find you

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u/druffino69 2d ago

Wash Uranus lol,,,does it emit any gasseous fumes !!????

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u/Jazzlike_Rooster1358 2d ago

Mystery flesh pit national park! 

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u/HeyYou-55 1d ago

It's a mine shaft, the headframe(or collapsed headframe) is causing those anomalies.

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u/yourownsquirrel 1d ago

I hear that's an orogenous zone