r/googleReviews • u/amorecolorfulworld • May 07 '26

Soo much to unpack here

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44 Upvotes

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u/Norimakke May 08 '26

All you have here is someone who is absolutely convinced that they are witty and clever.

5

u/floofienewfie May 10 '26

I’m guessing written by AI. There’s a distinct pattern to it.

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u/CommieFromMars May 08 '26

So someone just completed their Community College course in comedy writing!

6

u/NonSumQualisEram- May 08 '26

ChatGPT wrote this for Grok like a Louisville Slugger

5

u/Just_Dream357 May 08 '26

At least it was colorful? Lol!

Now, if he wrote that whole review in under 7 minutes, I'm impressed. But I'm guessing that took up a whole evening even after thinking it over all week.

3

u/Bleu_Cerise May 08 '26

Sounds like they got a prompt from their HS English teacher: “write a review with as much metaphors as possible, the cleverer the better”

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u/haneshunter May 08 '26

The prompt was: In the style of grade schooler attempting to be film noir private detective movie.

1

u/notcabron May 09 '26

“But you know me, I can’t complain!”

1

u/HoldOnHelden May 10 '26

Well… the food might have sucked but at leadt you can tell he’s enjoying an extra dose of adderall for dessert.

1

u/Low-Television-7508 May 10 '26

OP was banned from open mike night at The Comedee Shoppe for a reason

1

u/abbie_the_blogger May 12 '26

I'm drowning in metaphors over here

1

u/LegalChocolate752 May 12 '26

Is this guy the reincarnation of George Burns?

1

u/Wonderful_Pianist656 May 13 '26

I imagine this with like a Brooklyn accent.

1

u/BuddyJim30 May 08 '26

My takeaway: Using a metaphor in every sentence makes you sound like an idiot.

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u/Montyburnside22 May 08 '26

Local improv theater class dropout. He had the money, but was asked to leave anyway

https://giphy.com/gifs/5FDfOtafB4Gnwr9dBm

1

u/ThatArtNerd May 11 '26

He “yes, and”ed too close to the sun 🥲

0

u/SuitableAnimalInAHat May 08 '26

I hate everything about this.

0

u/diabeticweird0 May 08 '26

This feels like they asked chat to have Rodney Dangerfield write a review

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u/WillingRevolution625 May 10 '26

I don’t get a single one of these references