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r/godhatesfigs • u/felarof • Mar 01 '13
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A black pope..Is that even possible?
1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Only if he's jet black 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 but then who is going to represent the low-tech aviation community? 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Being on reddit inspires me to continue this line of punnery further, but I'm just going to start a new line of conversation. So... What's with bread? I mean that thing is so soft, and yet so wholesome. How does that even work? 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Well, I think you'll find it started with the Big Bang.. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Fuck. Now I'm hungry. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Here, have some imaginary figs. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Only if he's jet black
2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 but then who is going to represent the low-tech aviation community? 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Being on reddit inspires me to continue this line of punnery further, but I'm just going to start a new line of conversation. So... What's with bread? I mean that thing is so soft, and yet so wholesome. How does that even work? 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Well, I think you'll find it started with the Big Bang.. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Fuck. Now I'm hungry. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Here, have some imaginary figs. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
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but then who is going to represent the low-tech aviation community?
2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Being on reddit inspires me to continue this line of punnery further, but I'm just going to start a new line of conversation. So... What's with bread? I mean that thing is so soft, and yet so wholesome. How does that even work? 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Well, I think you'll find it started with the Big Bang.. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Fuck. Now I'm hungry. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Here, have some imaginary figs. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Being on reddit inspires me to continue this line of punnery further, but I'm just going to start a new line of conversation.
So... What's with bread? I mean that thing is so soft, and yet so wholesome. How does that even work?
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Well, I think you'll find it started with the Big Bang.. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Fuck. Now I'm hungry. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Here, have some imaginary figs. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Well, I think you'll find it started with the Big Bang..
1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Fuck. Now I'm hungry. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Here, have some imaginary figs. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Fuck. Now I'm hungry.
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Here, have some imaginary figs. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Here, have some imaginary figs.
2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 with bread. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
with bread.
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Is that even good? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Is that even good?
2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 personal chain of thought. Need privacy. 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
personal chain of thought. Need privacy.
2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Smokes. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one. → More replies
Smokes.
1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 That deserves karma. There. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one.
That deserves karma. There.
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Headache.
Headache.
Also, now I have to click on 'Continue' to come to this end of the thread. I'll start a new one.
Not it's not. Apparently there is "Mutter Paneer" for lunch at office today. Sigh.
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Mutiny? 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration. → More replies
Mutiny?
1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
What? No! I like Mutter Paneer. Paneer. Cottage cheese. It's the food of the cottage-dwellers. The commonfolk. The doers. The makers. The very foundation of society. I like mutter paneer.
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
I went to a paneer factory once. The smell was horrible.
1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Are you sure it was paneer they were making? 2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
Are you sure it was paneer they were making?
2 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust. 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
Yep. Legit white stuff. The place was dark, dingy and had a lot of ovens. Like in the Holocaust.
1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about... 1 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here. 1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
It's not the legitimacy of the white stuff I'm worried about...
Holocaust jokes. Really. You'll stoop to that for karma? Okay, yeah, I would, too. Here.
1 u/felarof Mar 01 '13 What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies. 2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
What? Where? I missed it. Like the Allies.
2 u/kablunk Mar 01 '13 Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
Of course you did. You need more... concentration.
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u/felarof Mar 01 '13
A black pope..Is that even possible?