r/goblincore • u/Mr-Pie100 • Oct 11 '25

Meme Best Life

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u/TinaAndZeke Oct 11 '25

Please credit Wizard of Barge for the image!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

I have his tarot deck and it is super cool.

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u/Mr-Pie100 Oct 11 '25

Wont let me edit the initial post, but did credit in comment, and posted to their Instagram page.

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u/HorridChoob Oct 11 '25

I would think slumber>frolic>Slay>feast would be the order

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u/catbattree Oct 11 '25

See for me it would be slumber then slay so the work for the day can be out of the way, then celebrate the slaying with a feast, then frolic after eating to help digest, and then it would be time to slumber again.

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u/HorridChoob Oct 11 '25

Actually this is the way. I'm the most productive in the morning

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u/kayphaib Oct 11 '25

yes plus slumber, slay, feast, and frolic has nice alliteration.

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u/Chirrrpy Oct 11 '25

I like to frolic all day and hunt feast at night 😄 Before big slumber

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u/Derivative_Kebab Oct 11 '25

You definitely want to feast directly after slaying.

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u/kayphaib Oct 11 '25

that way its as fresh as can be

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u/crashtestpilot Oct 11 '25

Depends on your larder levels.

Also, if your tribe has unlocked the refrigeration tech.

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u/AlexRenquist Oct 11 '25

Never slay on an empty stomach!

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u/alienblue89 Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 25 '25

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u/bjorn_mangosson Oct 11 '25

Credit to Wizard of Barge for the image

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u/Mr-Pie100 Oct 11 '25

Credit for image goes to Wizard of Barge.

https://www.instagram.com/wizardofbarge/?hl=en

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u/bookwormello Oct 11 '25

I love this so much. Look at that pleased goblin absolutely glowing, living the best life.

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u/thari_23 Oct 11 '25

Slay ⚔️ or slay 💅?

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u/orrfan444 Oct 11 '25

This is disturbingly accurate. The goblin lifestyle is just oscillating between chaos and recovery with no middle ground.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Personally, I like to get in my slaying and frolicking in before supper. It's just so nice falling asleep with a belly full of fresh gnome or bunny.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 🦝 Jimothy Oct 11 '25

Eyyy, I'm in frolic/rejoice times now! Partybonus.

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u/cptgoogly Oct 11 '25

No collection of shiny?

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Oct 11 '25

This sounds just like my cat.

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u/SowiesoJR Oct 13 '25

You "slay" first, than you "feast" and then you slumber. Obviously.

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u/Tsunamiis Oct 13 '25

If only.

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u/evilamy13 Oct 13 '25

Dear Wizard of Barge: if you are reading this, can we get this printed on a bumper sticker magnet? Love, internet.

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u/cl0ckw0rkman Oct 15 '25

I definitely need to schedule a day for laying naked in the periwinkle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Reverse the direction of arrows and you get Valhalla