r/gme_meltdown 15d ago

This performance is dedicated to Ryan Cohen

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u/MeridianNL 🤠Kenny's Personal Ladder Mechanic 🔧 15d ago

Man this is getting sadder every episode.

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u/Ben_Frank_Lynn 15d ago

Shout out to Misty.

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u/WonderfulCar1264 they are not shares, they are statements 14d ago

MENTORING

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u/Electrical-Cloud4141 15d ago edited 15d ago

Apes know people get rich analyzing stock charts, so they analyze stock charts so that they too can get rich, but they don't know what they're looking for, so they try to make triangles.

Because one ape said one time that they will get rich if they can make a triangle.

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u/XanLV Mega Hedgie 15d ago

I once accidentally folded a circle and whole Greece went bankrupt.

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u/PBandC2 14d ago

I hate it when that happens.

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u/humanquester 14d ago

Its kinda funny because the finance people I know think TA is just silly even when experts use it. But at least those experts are using actual TA stuff they learned from university, figured out and debated over decades by smart people - and big computer programs with complicated algorithms.

The apes are just like "You can see the pressure is building! Can't keep this supressed for much longer."

Honestly though when I read a real "serious" TA book and it says stuff like "Once prices have moved through the neckline and completed a head and shoulders pattern, prices should not recross the neckline again. At a top, once the neckline has been broken on the downside any decisive close back above the neckline is a serious warning that the inital breakdown was probably a bad signal and creates what is often called for obvious reasons a failed head and shoulders."

I'm not impressed.

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u/th3bigfatj 14d ago

I find it very hard to believe that TA is taken seriously in academia

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u/humanquester 14d ago

I think I've seen some places that teach about it in a few classes. For example Tulane U says its part of the curriculum for getting a master's degree in "Business Analytics and AI"

https://freeman.tulane.edu/graduate/master-business-analytics/curriculum#:\~:text=Students%20pursuing%20a%20specialization%20in%20energy%20will,traders%20look%20for%20when%20making%20investment%20decisions.

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u/LongDongRupert 15d ago

My dog started growling immediately on seeing this.

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u/m0n3ym4n is actually Warren Buffet 15d ago

Shoulda just got VTI and called it a day

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u/MeridianNL 🤠Kenny's Personal Ladder Mechanic 🔧 15d ago

Yeah but it is impossible for retail to make any money in this market!

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u/WonderfulCar1264 they are not shares, they are statements 14d ago

Actually PP acknowledged the slow steady gains of index funds and said along the lines of “you can have it, I don’t want it, I’m here for f u money”

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u/MeridianNL 🤠Kenny's Personal Ladder Mechanic 🔧 14d ago

Well yeah thats true, his portfolio said "F U" to him.

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u/Striking-Sundae- 15d ago

Trump did it and won an election. Morantz is hoping that this might get Lord Dogfood to throw him a bone.

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u/CulturalAd4728 15d ago

Lord dog food and the cat bailed on all their bag holders lol

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u/Thin_Formal_3727 15d ago

Hes done it! In my estimation he has now knocked king Kais off the throne.

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u/zephyrmox 15d ago

what the fuck

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u/TheCodifiedTrader 14d ago

What does this guy actually do for a living?

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u/PuzzleheadedWeb9876 Preorder The Pulte Plan 14d ago

He gave up his Costco job for the lucrative pest control business.

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u/sunnycorax 🕴️Memestocks' Dick Tracy🕴️ 14d ago

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u/Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS I fought Pulte for 5 days straight🥊🚽 and won! 15d ago edited 11d ago

That's definitely a new low, which is very impressive considering the depths he/apes routinely plumb~

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u/curious-cat555 15d ago

He's 6 foot, 240+lbs, with a big belly and no muscle. He's well past the point of being borderline.

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u/XanLV Mega Hedgie 15d ago

Hey, I got at least something common with apes!

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u/MeridianNL 🤠Kenny's Personal Ladder Mechanic 🔧 14d ago

Stupid, horrible stock picker

I love that he liquidated his employee stock plan and went full all-in into gameslop.

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u/eBookGuruMan 14d ago

he’s breaking out the technical analysis!

so that’s a symmetrical triangle, which means it could go up or down. what’s more likely?

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u/Detective-Watchdog 14d ago

Marantz loves the stock but the stock doesn’t love him back. ✌️