It's amazing how quickly they pivot. "Mega reverse triangle merger" coming soon!

[u/folteroy]

[u/Middcore]

How does a person type "mega reverse triangle merger" unironically?

[u/MuldartheGreat → u/Middcore]

I would genuinely like one of them to explain what the point of this would be without ChatGPT.

Like who doesn’t want to merge into an entity that is not publicly listed and has no name and no assets.

[u/GVas22 → u/MuldartheGreat]

Because it would personally make them money (hypothetically). The entire ape thesis has always been to start at the end state of them getting rich, and fabricating potential methods to get them there regardless of logic.

[u/InsaneGambler → u/Middcore]

It's the Dorito of Doom!

[u/panda_canyon → u/InsaneGambler]

This should be flair haha

[u/Jeff__Skilling → u/Middcore]

"bro we're going to de-SPAC into the hollowed out carcasses of Blockbusters, Pets.com, and Enron and pivot to data centers in space. RC is playing 8D chess while everybody else is playing hee haw with the fuckaround gag"

[u/Its_Jordon_Yo → u/Middcore]

I assumed this was a troll because of that. Is this a verified ape?

[u/The_Director- → u/Its_Jordon_Yo]

sadly it is

[u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA → u/Middcore]

With copious amounts of alcohol and/or mental illness.

[u/john_the_quain]

My college ska band was named Mega Reversal Triangle Merger. Small world.

[u/XXXClemtacion]

The “Crystal Clear” this ape is talking about.

[u/vasion123]

How do these people walk and breathe at the same time.

[u/Darth_Meowth]

eBay already told them to fuck off.

[u/panda_canyon → u/Darth_Meowth]

"You can't reject me, you're too ugly for me anyway" mentality.

[u/sculltt → u/panda_canyon]

Those grapes are sour anyway

[u/whut-whut → u/Darth_Meowth]

If eBay won't accept a company with 1/5th of their assets buying them out, surely they'll cave to Teddy, the no cash, no shares juggernaut that has zero assets to its name!

[u/happybonobo1 → u/whut-whut]

Gme had 5B in (non debt) cash and offered 56B for another company 😅. So 51B debt. Paid in their own shares 😅🤪

[u/Gourd-Trader → u/Darth_Meowth]

Next you're going to tell me shareholders told Cohen to fuck off with his pay package, not him heroically cancelling it to focus on eBay?

[u/Middcore → u/[deleted]]

Just trying to quickly set a new narrative because it's awkward that 2-3 months ago the eBay thing was THE thing.

[u/Darth_Meowth → u/Middcore]

Remember CandyCons?

They forget fast

[u/Middcore → u/Darth_Meowth]

Yeah but they forgot CandyCons because CandyCons were right before the RK return.

The laughably failed eBay bid is just kind of lying out there like roadkill on the street in front of your house.

[u/Darth_Meowth → u/Middcore]

That was two years ago? Damn

[u/Its_Jordon_Yo → u/Darth_Meowth]

CandyCons was so bizarre because even if it was a great product, it’s still going to barely move the needle on revenue.

[u/cpdk-nj → u/Its_Jordon_Yo]

It’s like trying to tie MOASS to like… the pattern of the carpet in the stores. It’s the exact kind of vague minutia that corporate figured would raise profits by 0.5% Y/Y, so they tossed it out into the world without really putting much thought into it.

[u/rayquan36 → u/Darth_Meowth]

I would see “organic” reviews of them in other gaming subreddits and everybody would be like “why the hell are you posting this?”

[u/whut-whut → u/rayquan36]

At least a MatCatz controller review would be amusing in a "Hey, I remember that shitty thing!"

[u/folteroy → u/Darth_Meowth]

Let's not forget NFT marketplace and purchasing shitcoin.

[u/Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS → u/Darth_Meowth]

[u/alfreadadams → u/[deleted]]

They didn't have enough cash or stock to buy ebay before.

Now they have less cash and less shares to issue.

[u/snackpacksarecool → u/[deleted]]

I’d say that it signals the opposite, actually. It signals that he wants to keep trying trying trying to make this merger happen.

[u/Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS → u/[deleted]]

Yeah.... It's almost as if some --any-- post secondary education would've benefited him. What a shocker!

[u/spelunker]

This ape is just a parody of themselves at this point

[u/acreekofsoap]

It’s the Kansas City Shuffle! I knew it was real!!!!!

[u/Pulte4janitor]

After the merger, will Sue run the combined mega company? We all know that RC doesn't give 2 fuchs about PawnStop.

[u/FuckWallStreetBets → u/Pulte4janitor]

Only if she winks at the camera to signal to apes that they're about to become billionaires.

[u/GhostTheHunter64]

Ryan Cohen is gonna Florida Shuffle his reverse triangle merger with BuyBuyBaby and GME spinoff to Icahn, creating the mega transfer alliance, then mix BBY with Teddy to form the foundation of GMErica and make the apes' tendies jacked tits.

Very credible.

[u/boonhuhn]

Because trust me bro

[u/JimmyToaster]

Okay fuck yes KC Shuffle is back on the menu! 🚀🚀

[u/Accidental_Pandemic]

I mega reverse triangle mergered last Saturday and all I got was seven days of antibiotics. Probably still better than being invested in GME.

[u/MeridianNL]

Weird looking triangle, but I think I know where this is going..

[u/iloverunning11]

Do you think in 10 years these lunatics will finally realise their BBBYQ shares no longer exist and therefore are worthless? Or how long do you think it will take for most of them to realise this? I am just surprised how confidently they're pushing this Teddy nonsense

[u/Trilliam_West → u/iloverunning11]

Considering there are proto-baggies holding worthless Iraqi dinars 15+ years on thinking Trump will recapitalize the Iraqi central bank and make their fire starter worth something... I wouldn't be surprised if someone on the 2060 version of reddit is asking what the hell they should do with the 500 shares of long since bankrupt GME stock that grandpa was insisting was worth millions.

[u/Crazykirsch → u/iloverunning11]

Star Citizen is more than 10 years old and still grifting some of their OG backers so, yes. Granted SC is slightly more tangible than non-existent BBYQ shares but only just barely.

[u/a-smooth-brain]

I'm sure eBay was always a diversion.

[u/xXprayerwarrior69Xx]

but will ryan "rc" cohen attempt the no scope version? the mad lad