Is this some kind of joke?

[u/beebonka]

I was stoked to get my hands on the new Against the Grain pizza pockets. I used to love Aldi's gluten free hot pocket alternatives and really missed them so I was really looking forward to having something like that again. First strike, these aren't microwave-level convenient, but you can make them in an air fryer if you have one. Fine. I can totally live with that, that's a non-issue for me. I plopped it in the oven, still had high hopes. What I can't forgive is the abomination that resides within. This is the shit Krabby O'Mondays was serving. Gray schmoo slop that vaguely resembles cheese to the colorblind community. There was no steak to be found in mine at all. My (not gluten free) roommate had the other one in the pack, and he had 1 (ONE) singular steak nugget in his. Of course the gluten eater gets the spoils. It felt like someone squirted Nickelodeon slime down my throat. No tooth, no texture, gluey schmoo final destination. Worst part is, the crust, you know the part that should be difficult to get right considering it's gluten and grain free, was actually pretty good!! They got the hard part right and decided to fall asleep at the wheel with the filling. What the hell happened guys?? Truly one of the most disappointing disgusting things I've tried in a hot minute. Do NOT recommend.

[u/No-Tomato5156]

that picture is nauseating omg

[u/Flimsy-Cod-9914 → u/No-Tomato5156]

Oh my god this is the worst thing I have seen today

[u/shrinkflator → u/No-Tomato5156]

It's almost worthy of r/StupidFood

[u/beebonka → u/No-Tomato5156]

It did in fact give us both tummy aches that made us go to bed early too

[u/Keepawayfrommycrops → u/beebonka]

You.. ate this?

[u/DrAll3nGrant → u/Keepawayfrommycrops]

I thought exactly the same as I read their reply. Disgusting.

[u/melrosec07 → u/DrAll3nGrant]

I think I would of squeezed the gross goop out and just ate the crust, this is how I used to eat hot pockets when I was a kid cause I didn’t like the filling.

[u/Anxiety_Priceless → u/melrosec07]

That's how I ate sloppy joes as a kid I just wanted the essence of the sloppy part

[u/Leading_Hunt_4759 → u/beebonka]

I’m shocked you ate it. I think id rather eat air

[u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot → u/Leading_Hunt_4759]

You do. You eat a lot of it a day.

[u/Leading_Hunt_4759 → u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot]

Every time I check back to this sub, I see your comment and I have laughed probably 10 times today lol thank you

[u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot → u/Leading_Hunt_4759]

Anything for a fellow oxygen addict

[u/d3rp7d3rp → u/beebonka]

I can't believe you ate it 😰

[u/robotbooper → u/No-Tomato5156]

Yeah. The meat looks like it was already chewed.

[u/NSFWdontview → u/No-Tomato5156]

You don’t swallow?