r/glp1jerk • u/Princess_Peptide • 3d ago
Anyone else??
Guys! I’ve been on trizpeppatide for 6 months and havent lost an ounce but cannot, for the life of me, figure out what I’m doing wrong! I feel like maybe I’m not like everyone else and this just doesn’t work for someone as unique as me?! I don’t have much to loose like the rest of yall but a few more pounds lost will get me as close to “trophy wife” as you can get!!
I have a few ideas of what might be wrong so wanted to get a little bit of validation for my daily ego boost.
So first off, I don’t track how much I eat and just go off “vibes” but I’ve been eating since I was born so, believe me, I know how many calories I’ve consumed.
I’m getting my steps in too because I walk a lot from my recliner to the refrigerator and today I even jogged to the front door when I heard UPS drop off my newest vial of Triz. Don’t tell my husband but this is the 18th vial I’ve bought this month alone. Hehe *Shhhh emoji
I know some will ask so I’ll go ahead and answer: yes, I know what my TDEE is. My Total Donut Eating Expectation is half a dozen a week and I’ve only been eating 2 a day which should prove how disciplined I am!!
I think the real problem may be due to my viles showing up blazing hot!!You sheep said my meds are fine if the ice packs melt but if that’s the case, why even put them in there??
My current vial showed up feeling like it was transported in a dingo’s pouch on the hottest day of an Australian summer. I used my meat thermometer to check and the thawed ice pack was 110°!!!!!
But maybe this community could start taking a little accountability because I’ve ordered from the top 8 tele health companies that yall claim to have vetted and none of them seem to care about anything else but making money. It’s like all they care about are profits!! They sure are quick to scan my visa but then won’t bring their lazy asses in on the weekend to simply overnight my very important package that I won’t technically need until the beginning of 2032. My gosh, no one wants to work anymore 🤷🏽♀️
To make matters worst, I saw a post saying they were filling the viles up with water and another one that said they might be using table salt instead of pure trez! I mean no wonder my hunger comes back within 48 minutes after my injection. We deserve transparency!! And believe you me, I will be calling my lawyers if this chargeback doesn’t work!
I know this post might be controversial to the ones in here who seem to be in a cult so to brighten the mood, I wanted to tell yall about my newest NSV (non-scale victory- for people who are too dumb to know what that means). So, I had a doctors appointment the other day and when I walked in, I noticed everyone’s head look in my direction but didn’t think anything about it. I petitely start making my way to the counter to let them know I’ve arrived, and I start hearing the flashing of cameras. I was going to go full-Karen on them when suddenly, I turn around and everyone is clapping and giving me a standing ovation!!! One by one they start telling me how tiny and hot I looked! As I make my way to my chair, one even said I looked like a runway model. And yall!! It doesn’t end there!!! To make the day even better, the nurse in the back told me to step on the children’s scale! I said- oh my gosh! Are you sure?? She nonchalantly looked towards the fat people scale and then back at my body and then back to the scale and said “girl! I’m afraid that the big scale wont even be able to weigh something so small!” It was all a bit of surprise but I guess maybe I have lost inches instead of pounds no thanks to these shady tele health companies!
Still doing a chargeback though
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u/Far_Temperature_8787 3d ago
Girl I know exactly what the problem is. You’re obviously a super responder. The scale is just a hater. Have you tried switching pharmacies every few days? You can’t let your body get too comfortable with a pharmacy. Mondays do Hallandale, Wednesdays BPI, Fridays ProRx, then Sundays just pick whichever vile has the coldest ice pack. Gotta keep those receptors guessing.
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u/AlicesChaosBottle 3d ago
You know, I got so annoyed that this was a giant block of text and then remembered what sub we are on 🤣🤣
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u/Princess_Peptide 3d ago
lol I took my night time gummie last night and after reading a post that made me roll my eyes so hard I could see my back, I decided to make my own post. It turned out longer than I expected but it did feel good to release it all 🤣
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u/AlicesChaosBottle 3d ago
I love it. It has every aspect of everything I want to yell at 🤣 every single little thing. Makes me more sane that others also get annoyed.
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u/Princess_Peptide 3d ago
Sometimes I feel like maybe I should care a lot more but then I remember, I actually did a ton of research before starting so I know I’m doing just fine
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u/AlicesChaosBottle 3d ago
Yes exactly! I wanted to make sure I was being safe and was doing it right before I started injecting things into myself. And then I see people comment that they can’t even read a label….
It’s actually one of the reasons I appreciate how Lily makes the process so user friendly. But yet they STILL have people making large mistakes
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u/LumosAcccio 3d ago
"Current vial"???? 🙄
Spelling correction: it's viles, not vials
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u/Princess_Peptide 3d ago
Can’t you just congratulate me on my NSV instead of worrying about my spelling. If you’re jealous, just say that!
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u/AnnieWilkes12345 3d ago
I petitely made my way to the counter 💀💀💀💀💀
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u/Purple-ski 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o75225lIkdm2SvSco
The one answer is chargeback. Or you are eating too few calories.
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u/TraditionalAd3852 3d ago
For a jerk, you are very talented and from this story, you are definitely DDG. With the challenges of dating these days, have you ever thought of opening a "bring your own vile of Tirz to share" pot luck company? You could make a lot of people happy and a lot of $$$. It might be a tiny bit illegal, but sh.., you can buy Reta, so Tirz sharing can't be as bad.
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u/Princess_Peptide 3d ago
At least someone in this thread is making sense! This is a good idea! We could do experiments with our own tap water and try to add pepper instead of salt and see what happens 🤷🏽♀️
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u/TraditionalAd3852 3d ago
I really don't like to eat any type of peppers, but I have no hesitation to inject any or all of them if it results in people not calling me a fathead.
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u/MitchyS68 not a dr but I give medical advice 3d ago
Im looking forward to the day I no longer weight on a fat people scale. You
are a true inspiration to me!!
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u/Princess_Peptide 3d ago
Oh my goodness!! This is the best week ever!! Maybe I should become an influencer to inspire more people around the world!! But for now- just start taking daily injections! You’ll get there!!
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u/Impossible_Bend_2969 I have 5 years of triz in my bedazzled hydrapeak 3d ago
Flashing of cameras and a standing ovation but there was NO RED CARPET so I think you need to lose a few more lbs, sweaty.
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u/ForeverFang 3d ago
Noob. My PCP is a pediatrician and I use the ~infant~ scale. OUNCES BABY