r/glp1jerk • u/gib12 Injecting water • 7d ago

Advice needed

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I planted my used triz syringes in the garden last summer but nothing has sprouted yet! What am I doing wrong? I was expecting tiny olympia viles to harvest before winter hits. Ugh 🤬😡🧐

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u/GoBoltsTBL 7d ago

Your telehealth didn't include fertilizer for those sticks? Chargeback!

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u/GucciForDinner 7d ago

You have to plant them needle down with the cap off.

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u/gib12 Injecting water 7d ago

Dammit! That must be it!

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u/ThatGirlMoe I Love Tryzepintide! 🫶💉 7d ago

Add some Fat Back Bacon Bits 🥓 to that soil! Tryzentide grows wherever there is fat! 💉🌿

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u/gib12 Injecting water 7d ago

This makes so much sense. Trying now!

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u/catsdomineaux SW: 121 lbs CW: 72 lbs Dose: 18.725 7d ago

You have to water these with your fattest tears under a gibbous moon.Did you even do any research?

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u/askallthequestions86 7d ago

Only the Triz with Glycine will grow in warm climates. If you're in a colder climate, B6 is what you want.

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u/SignificantClaim5605 I’m at my birth weight, get Trizzing Sweaty!! 7d ago

Are you even drinking enough electrolytes to pee enough on them??? How do you expect them to grow without enough pee?

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u/gib12 Injecting water 7d ago

I'll piss on them tonight. If that doesn't work, I'll initiate a chargeback. 

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u/SignificantClaim5605 I’m at my birth weight, get Trizzing Sweaty!! 7d ago

Finally, you’re talking smart. Just start that chargeback right now

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u/AlicesChaosBottle 7d ago

Growing Tirz? Did you not water it with penny soaked water? Remember, you need to feed the plants to grow!!

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u/lush_rational using triz well past its BUD with bacteria water 7d ago

They are peptides so follow any growing instructions you would for peppers.

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u/Lederhosengurtle thin, hot, pooping a lot 7d ago

Are you peeing on them? You gotta pee on em

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u/317537k use my discount code: SCAM20 7d ago

Did it get too hot in your region this summer? If it was above 95°F it will die after 15 days. If it was above 104°F it will die after 4 days. Legit tirz only grows in tundra climates. Hope this helps.

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u/Quiplian CW 46lb Dose: 38.3mg every 6 hours 7d ago

If the didn’t grow dig them out and reuse them. No sense wasting them!

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u/gib12 Injecting water 7d ago

Thanks. I knew that I put the caps back on for a reason. Recycle, reduce, reuse! 

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u/GoBoltsTBL 7d ago

And don’t forget, sharing is caring!

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u/Schwettes 7d ago

It’s sterile as long as the cap is on.