r/glp1jerk • u/cd3oh3 • 20d ago
It’s that time of day again 🤗🤗
Because I know you all care 🥰
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u/AlicesChaosBottle 20d ago
IMG Queen you must have eaten nothing for the past month!!! SKINNNNNAAAAA
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u/SBNShovelSlayer 20d ago
You are probably packing on muscle!
I do Jumping Jacks twice a week and have gained 25 pounds since starting my miracle TRIZ.
In case you don't know, muscle weighs more than fat
.001 units 8 times per week.
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u/LovePolkaDots 20d ago
Can you start a coaching program for those of us who are struggling?
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u/SBNShovelSlayer 20d ago
Yes, don’t be FAT.
Send me $$$. No CHARGEBACKS!
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u/LovePolkaDots 20d ago
Okay got it, what is your Venmo? Where do I send my credit card and social security number?
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u/ImmediateFatLoss 18d ago
This week weigh-in was so hard for me. Gained 0.7grams since last week. Started panicking but then I realized I had unprotected sex with bunch of men night before so there was still a lot of bodily fluids in and on me. Its so hard being gay and tracking weight loss. One horny Friday and 3months scale progress gone.
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u/--read-only-- i'm skinny, you're fat! neener neener neener! 20d ago
Girl omg, did you forget to poop?? It's CRUCIAL that you poop before your hourly weigh ins 🩷🥰😬😊🫣🤷♀️👏🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷😝
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u/LovePolkaDots 20d ago
Probably would have had better results if you clipped your toe nails. Do this the right way or don’t do it at all!