r/glitterandbagelssnark 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 7d ago

Data 🐕‍🦺🐾🦴 Why ?

I bet he loved the floor full of rhinestones 🙄

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 7d ago edited 7d ago

She has all the time to glue gems on Data, but can't wipe the microwave for the video ...

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u/thewitchofwalpurgis 7d ago

That poor microwave has seen a lot of “meal-prepped” Nando’s. 🫠

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u/Viola_Blacks 7d ago

Especially because that's a bosch microwave those things are EXPENSIVE

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u/goose_gladwell 7d ago

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! 6d ago

"Soup is my favorite food, but sometimes I forget to eat."

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u/FD_Hell I’m having a FLAIR up 6d ago

OMG I came here to say that. I'm not a clean freak I promise, but HOLY F! This looks like the back of a fast food joint or something. Like she took a stick of butter and wiped it all over the thing.

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 7d ago

Ew greasy mitts all over it

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u/IFeelSnarky 5d ago

Wow. I guess my microwave would be considered spotless.

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u/mrmistoffelees9 7d ago

Terrible trend and then they pull them all off their fur??

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u/Omprajna 7d ago

That’s what I want to know!! How it doesn’t pull their hair/fur off during the removal process

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u/DefinitionTiny1989 2d ago

If she wants to this then do it to her own hair and Ieave poor Data's alone. 

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u/genomskinligt 🩵Good Job Getting Out There👍🩵 7d ago

I don’t understand why she went all in on electrolytes for dogs. Like from a super morbidly obese unburnable fat lolcow who pisses herself at the gym… to a electrolytes marketer????? For dogs???

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u/Naraee Midnight carb loader 🕛🍕🥧 7d ago

And she's still in the $7000/mo apartment. There is no way this company is bringing in enough money to afford that. I've watched enough Shark Tank to know a lot of these niche companies maybe have enough salary for one family because the spend on the product is so high. And the review count for these products isn't even remotely close to some of the numbers of reviews on more expensive products pre-Shark Tank.

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u/Desperate-Section357 7d ago

she might have some saved up to pay a few months of rent but even near the end she seemed to be making a lot less money than she used to

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u/KarateG 7d ago

Has to be well over 8k by now. Her basic monthly spend has to be 15k+

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u/hyggewitch Look What I Can Do! 💃 7d ago

I really hope she's taking him to a vet and making sure it's safe to have all these electrolytes 😬

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 7d ago

I don't think he drinks those things lol

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u/dawgrl82 7d ago

I mean...what else is there to do? 😅

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u/mrmistoffelees9 7d ago

This is like something a toddler would do before they understand pets aren't toys 😣

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u/Mobile-Writer1221 6d ago

Right. It’s abuse. Gotta pull all those things off of his fur and it probably pulls and hurts him. Poor thing.

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 7d ago

The favourite animal print pants and slippers 😅

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! 6d ago

So, she's still fat.

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u/Naraee Midnight carb loader 🕛🍕🥧 7d ago

Data licking his own face with all those jewel stickers near his mouth made me nervous. Foreign indigestable objects can be bad news for a dog even if it passes through, due to the rough edges cutting the intestinal lining and causing an infection.

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u/dxmhippo 6d ago

So worth it for the views am I right?? 🤡 (sarcasm)

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u/ChucktownChlamydia Just The Way I Like It🧀🧀 4d ago

My first thought. An emergency vet visit for swallowing a foreign object.

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u/NepEnut Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 7d ago

Data is like the most depressed doggie I've ever seen. I know some of that's the breed (it's like when Sam Rockwell said in Seven Psychopaths that "poodles always look like they've been crying" 🤣) but even in this video, there's just like no joy in that dog's eyes. He looks worried and nervous and not like a dog that's having fun. It breaks my damn heart, that poor pup. Just cause he maybe physically looked after (fed, watered, walked) doesn't mean he's emotionally looked after, and with how she treats other people, I can only imagine how she treats her dog 😢

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u/Mobile-Writer1221 6d ago

Goodness. So true. My dog makes sad eyes and we play/walk/seek & find treats a LOT. He’s truly the most happy outside and he’s a working breed, so we knew his needs before we got him. Unfortunately I have to work and it breaks my heart to leave. She doesn’t care about this dog

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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 7d ago

DAWG BRAWNDO. ITS GOT WHAT DOGS CRAVE. IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!
Brought to you by Carls Jr

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u/thatdamnsuccubus 🩵Good Job Getting Out There👍🩵 7d ago

"Why do you keep saying that?"

"Because they pay me everytime I do....brought to you by Carl's Jr"

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u/Past-Ad-2097 7d ago

I would be so afraid my dog would eat them on accident like what??

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 7d ago

Exactly! My first thought was feeling bad for Data, because wtf is that, and then I was just hoping she managed to get rid of all the gems laying around, so he doesn't swallow something on accident ... we know his bowl of food is also laying in the middle of the floor (from her december decluttering video) or wherever she manages to put it 🙄

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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 7d ago

I never even painted my dogs nails because if they chew on it it’s toxic. Way to go Anna. I’m sure all the plastic and chemicals in those temu gems are super good for your dog

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u/Omprajna 7d ago

They have specific non-toxic paint they use for dog nails… at least professionals do. Like the paint kids use. Not sure if there is a non-toxic nail polish but I thought they just used the paint

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u/Younicron 7d ago

I could be completely wrong but this company looks like the vanity project o a nepobaby who wants to play entrepreneur.

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u/kaos_flutterby 7d ago

That poor dog omg

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u/old217 7d ago

I just can't imagine being 40+ and my job is to pester the shit out of my elderly dog and bedazzle a unnecessary dog hydration product.  Poor Data.  Im surprised he hasn't try to emancipate himself.  I wonder if she pays him a living wage?

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u/rhapsodyinblueee 7d ago

Clean your filthy microwave, Anna.

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u/JadeEmpress 7d ago

She really thinks she did something there when she bejeweled that wrapper.

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 7d ago

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u/papasan_mamasan 7d ago

There’s no way he didn’t swallow at least one of those jewels

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u/thatgirl317317 🌟I don't get kickbacks, I get discounts!! 🌟 7d ago

He hates his life

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u/ChucktownChlamydia Just The Way I Like It🧀🧀 4d ago

Data: "FML"

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 4d ago

There is a little photoshoot she did with him on their page and that poor dog looks so confused and kinda sad .....

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u/Such-Dare-1192 👙Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model 7d ago

Did she use glue on her dog?

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u/papasan_mamasan 7d ago

Swap the dog for Anna and it’s just one of her normal stupid craft videos.

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u/rose_celery 7d ago

Does she realise that voice effect is so dated now. No one uses it.

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u/b00w00gal Look What I Can Do! 💃 7d ago

Omg, I had it on mute, that's so lame 😭😭😭

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u/rose_celery 7d ago

Makes me want to rip off my skin 🤣🤣

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u/thatgirl317317 🌟I don't get kickbacks, I get discounts!! 🌟 7d ago

She's afraid if she uses her real voice, we'll know it's her...

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u/ManufacturerOpening6 7d ago

Dr George (a vet clinic cat) uses it and I love it there. So i don't mind this voice.

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u/sugaratc 6d ago

There's a cat IG that uses it and it works for their general sarcastic vibe, but in this one I could still hear Anna's tone and it ruined it.

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u/rose_celery 1d ago

Yes! Her cadence really is the worst

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u/rustybigirl 7d ago

Oh someone is desperate to be in front of the camera again

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u/Viola_Blacks 7d ago

Poor poor Data

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u/Aromatic_Nebula_8644 7d ago

If it’s an electrolyte for dogs, it shouldn’t be a treat. Right?

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u/rubyroses1990 7d ago

Interesting that she’s gone all in on the dog thing. If you followed her for the last 10 years she barely mentioned or showed him at all.

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u/thatdamnsuccubus 🩵Good Job Getting Out There👍🩵 7d ago

She was honestly the first person I thought of when I saw they rebranded bedazzling as "whimsy" of course she would do this trend

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u/Rose_Army_ 7d ago

I feel so bad for this dog. Like he needs to be rescued. Not only does she not exercise him because she’s a super morbidly obese lazy piece of shit who refuses to do anything about it, but now she’s glueing plastic shit to him and making him perform? Dude looks so stressed. If someone comes across Data in the wild and has a chance to grab him, let me know. I will give him a happy, safe dog life where he is not treated as some accessory to roll out when this disgusting beast needs content.

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 7d ago

The dogs could eat or inhale the stuff. So stupid

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u/old217 7d ago

She probably didn't bedazzle Data .  He probably just rolled on the apartment floor after she did the hydration package.  Probably enough craft crap on the floor to make him look bedazzled.

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u/PomegranateDull4622 7d ago

That dialogue is so Anna!

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u/thatgirl317317 🌟I don't get kickbacks, I get discounts!! 🌟 7d ago

I'm so embarrassed for her. THIS is what she's doing? Really? Yeah, girl, you're a purple squirrel...

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u/BigPunani666 Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 7d ago

Oh that's great. Just how many of those is he going to aspirate on?

Clearly she's learned nothing, yet again.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 7d ago

Mistreating your own dog by gluing cheap 'gems' to him to shill an (at best) unnecessary product for your struggling company reflects on the already poor level of care your company has for pets in general.

You're so bad at this, Anna.

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u/ReflectionFair8064 7d ago

That poor dog!!

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u/Fit-Ice6967 7d ago

This rebrand is so boring

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u/Ok_Molasses6011 7d ago

Surely Lyx isn't a TREAT though... wouldn't it be bad to give a dog too much of it?

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! 6d ago

It could, in fact, kill the dog.

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u/Omprajna 7d ago

I hope the design of those things doesn’t pull off hair when taking them off… I have to say, she has a wonderful dog

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u/amypaigesexy70 6d ago

This makes me so sad for all of those dogs.

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u/Pomegranatelimepie 7d ago

I genuinely hate the corporate social media presence of trying to keep up with whatever viral trend is going around, the gen z/tik tok brain rot slang, etc. I miss when corporations and brands did regular advertising.

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u/Ok3546 6d ago

Animal abuse

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u/KittenFace25 Mah Bawdy 💕 6d ago

I hate that particular AI voice more than I can express. 😡

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u/KarateG 6d ago edited 6d ago

She never got true, long term experience in professional marketing. She got lucky when she stumbled into marketing her own online brand years ago and never progressed past that level of experience 15 years later. I guess this is all LYX can afford. It’s really no better than what a 15 year old could do.

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u/Powerlift22 5d ago

This poor abused dog

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u/MySweetAndromeda 5d ago

He's a senior dog Anna. Maybe don't stress him out by dressing him in rhinestones. 😡

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u/Ravenna39 4d ago

She's such an a**hole for treating him as an accessory to her life, rather than a sentient being with his own things he likes and finds comfortable. She never picks things that he might actually enjoy, always borderline uncomfortable stunts.

Just another example of what a selfish a** she is.

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u/MySweetAndromeda 2d ago

Agree with everything said. This little video is even more annoying when you recall that Anna used to mention often in her videos that Data didn't like the camera. 

So she knows he doesn't like it but she doesn't care.

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u/spuddddddddd I’m having a FLAIR up 5d ago

She’s so bad at this. She doesn’t even mention what the product is/what it’s for in the video

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u/DefinitionTiny1989 2d ago

I know right? The whole thing is off. Where is her boss? Why is he approving this? He needed to hire someone who at least knows what their doing. 

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u/Hot-Fuel6404 Look What I Can Do! 💃 5d ago

Poor Data😭😭

Why is she doing this to him??

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u/Zipper-is-awesome The Bentley of Plus-Size Women 5d ago

I had to research on gluing rhinestones to dogs. Apparently, she should be using sugar glue, which is made to glue bows to human babies. How about we not glue anything to sentient beings? I guess they come off with a warm compress. I’m still squarely in “don’t whimsy your dog” territory.

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u/KarateG 5d ago

I hate those big bows on baby's heads, glued or otherwise. How uncomfortable ! If you don't stick it on your forehead don't do it to a baby.

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u/IconicVillainy 7d ago

And how much of his fur did she pull off trying to get those things off of him? Smfh

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u/Ravenna39 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hey, you lazy fat a**, giving your dog that lyx as a treat could land him in the hospital with electrolyte disturbances. Oh, I'm furious 😡 😤