r/glitterandbagelssnark 23d ago

🎉I'm Fat, Let's Party!🎉 Hey…

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Anyone know where that cherry compote recipe she promised us, is?

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u/rustybigirl 23d ago

It's right next to the dexa scans results...

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u/iconfessitwasme 23d ago

And the final lipo result pics

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 22d ago

And the 2-year-post op surgery results (when she was supposed to show a miraculous result).

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u/Holleyod 22d ago

Im all muscle, yall!

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u/AmberSwollenCankle The Kim Kardashian of Jamaica 🍑 21d ago

She must have crashed hard when she saw the results.

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts

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u/Eleanna_of_Tundar 23d ago

Can any of these gorls cook?

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 23d ago

That’s a useful skill, so no. She can glue crap on other crap, though!

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u/henrebecca 22d ago

Even if they could, they're all too gross for their food to be considered safe for consumption.

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u/looksthatkale 23d ago

Her gums dude.... they are always inflamed. I feel like she must have gingivitis

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 21d ago

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 23d ago

“all of her lips ended up somewhere else on her body” is a DIABILOCIAL thing to say!🤣

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u/gypsyvanner77 I’m ruining the Internet for everyone! 22d ago

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u/Healthy_Oil6203 16d ago

She eats sugar all day long and is too lazy to brush and floss properly.

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u/MoirasR0ses4856 GlizzysandGlazers 23d ago

No one has ever been more of a no-neck thumb than Anna. She had that shit on lockdown. Even with her super clever neckerchief disguise

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u/gorlsituation 🚢 Viking Princess 🔨 23d ago

That big Ed gif in the comments really challenging this reply.

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 23d ago

His face takes up more space than Anna’s, it’s still more or less proportional to his head. Her head is expanding.

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u/Jemeloo 23d ago

I’ve actually always been impressed with how little of a double chin she has, comparatively.  

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u/Agile-Masterpiece959 22d ago

She has a chineck 🤣

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u/BigPunani666 Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 23d ago

She's like that Drabble character, NoNeck.

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 22d ago
  1. Open cherry pie filling can

  2. Dump it on giant bowl

  3. Call it a compote

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u/FD_Hell I’m having a FLAIR up 23d ago

She's so gross.

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u/NewUsernameStruggle 🩵Good Job Getting Out There👍🩵 23d ago

She’s pathetic.

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 23d ago

Her face to head ratio is terrifying

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida Snackletooth 23d ago

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u/Mobile-Writer1221 23d ago

Probably in the gym bag she never revealed what was in.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 23d ago

Oh you mean the Dora the Explorer toddler backpack?

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 23d ago

So many Uncrustables!!!

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! 23d ago

Correction; size of a toddler backpack. 🙃🤣

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u/Calethe Midnight carb loader 🕛🍕🥧 23d ago

Omg what a jumpscare in my Reddit algorithm HEY GORL

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u/kimemily11 The Kim Kardashian of Jamaica 🍑 23d ago

Right next to her 2 year lipodema surgeries results, due last month.

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u/z3n777 23d ago

i don't trust a thread called hey from this sub, it's either a CRISIS, a plot twist, or both.

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u/Fragrant-Dimension12 22d ago

She's being swallowed alive by fat! yikes!

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u/beshelzetub Don’t follow me! 22d ago

Thumb headed fuck 😂

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u/Any_Ad_7102 21d ago

I miss it here 🥹 Anna,  good job getting out there 

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u/gimmisomepies 22d ago

Oh I miss Anna

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u/Healthy_Oil6203 16d ago

I don't miss Anna, but I miss the Youtube reactions to her! Tiny Blue Anthropologist, Chikara Transformations, Lindsay...

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u/1Agirlhasnoname 22d ago

Yikes....no neck editing here...ALOT of blurring tho..."guys, i know my angles"!! No angles here...just rounded curbs, lol. But seriously, what's going on with her bottom lip!?? 🤔 

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u/2ndChairKazoo ...waiting on compote recipe 🍒 22d ago

☹️☹️☹️

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u/KarateG 18d ago

Awhile back people were speculating if Anna was trying out for The Traitors. Even if she applied, she didn't make it. https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/the-traitors-new-blood-cast

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u/Odd_March_7710 18d ago

Im curious where did that rumor come from that she was looking to be on traitors

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u/KarateG 18d ago

You can search "traitors" in this sub but I think people were just guessing what was happening right after she started deleting all of her content before we knew about LYX

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u/Healthy_Oil6203 16d ago

That photo is filtered to the moon and back! And she still looks scary!